Pamela Anderson and a mystery albino man attended the Vivienee Westwood show in London yesterday. I assume he has a similar mold he puts his dick in before and after penetration that sucks out all the moisture, disinfects, and vaccinates simulatenously. He does look creative and resourceful.

Pam says Sarah can suck it

Matt Damon says Sarah winning the election will be like a really bad Disney movie and he is visibly upset about Sarah Palin. OMG. I can NOT stand this woman. Matt makes a lot of sense.

That's about it. This ditzy hot girl routine is tired. That being said, I would do the same thing if I look like Pam when I'm 40.

One of Hollywood silicone slut, ho bag, skanky, addicted to marriage bitches has dissed my Jessica Simpson!

Peta supporter, Pam Anderson, had a radio interview in Australia where she was asked what she thinks of Jessica Simpson. Pam said,

"I think she is a bitch and whore."

Um, that sounds like a misguided self-description. Pammy then explained that she said that because of the "Real girls eat meat" shirt Jess had on. Pam then added,

"Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

Once again, the skank was describing herself. Pam the man eater would likely be confused about what meat Jess was referring to since she has permanent damage from all the meat shoved up her orifices, if she's at the right angle and does a couple of thrusts, that's all she needs to get herself off.

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For Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday in April, Pam Anderson surprised him with cake ... in the nude.

"I think it was the perfect surprise for him," The Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson told Usmagazine.com at a Celebrity Family Feud taping Saturday in L.A. "Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked ... what can get better than that?"

Added Holly Madison, "I felt like I shouldn't look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!"

Nevertheless, the girls still did their best to top Anderson's gift.

"We gave him chocolate body parts," Wilkinson said. "We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.

"I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish,'" she went on. "It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You'll see it on the show coming up."

Now that Pam Anderson has officially received US citizenship, the ho thinks she can open her blow job mouth about politics. Pam and her 50 pound boobs went to Capitol Hill to lobby against animal testing.

"Being a citizen excites me not just because I can vote, but because I can crack the whip on Capitol Hill to defend animals," wrote the long-time animal rights activist, whose brief marriage to Rick Salomon was recently annulled. Anderson, 40, and PETA �" People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals �" are urging Congress to create and fund a new entity to oversee implementation of the recommendations made by the NAS.

Pam, just do what you do best.... Bang 'em until you get your way, then leave 'em.

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Pamela Anderson is now seeking to annul her brief marriage to Rick Salomon rather than getting a standard divorce, according to court papers. Anderson cited "fraud" as the reason for the annulment. No details were given in the court papers, which were filed last Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court.

What!? I was hoping they would make up long enough to make a good porn! She was retarded to marry this clown in the first place. Just a big publicity stunt. Instead of Paris working on a reality show to find a new friend, she should have hooked up with Pam to learn how to give a good blow job. I saw Paris' skills and the girl is lackin'... No wonder she can't keep a man.

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In my Dec. 17 post where Pamela Anderson filed for divorce the first time, I said,

I'm surprised they lasted two months. If only Pam got knocked up, too. That would be perfect!

Now TMZ reports:

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon is back on and Pam is pregnant!You'll recall Anderson filed for divorce last month, but called it off just days later.

She is now moving forward with the divorce, even though we know she's pregnant with his baby.Salomon has told friends he believes she is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition,

Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.The couple were married in Las Vegas on October 6.

You see that?! I can predict the future, bitch. :) Haha.

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Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Solomon. Again.

Pamela Anderson had divorce papers personally served to Rick Salomon on Dec. 28.The papers were served two weeks after Anderson first filed for divorce from Salomon, a decision she rescinded just a few hours later with a blog post that they were "working things out."

Seen alone on New Year's Eve, Anderson recently blogged on her site: "2007 was an interesting year for me. What's the definition of insanity? This is the year I do everything I wanted to do �" my way... I'm going to be proud of every single day �" and make sure I do not veer from the path."

Anderson, 40, stated in her divorce request that she and Salomon were married from Oct. 6 to Dec. 13.

Salomon, the father of two daughters from a previous marriage, is best known for producing and starring in a 2003 sex tape with Paris Hilton.

*** I wonder who Pam Anderson will get married to next? She obviously feels like she has to be a Mrs. and she's not satisfied with dating outside of marriage.

Pam's requirements for a husband:

• Must Have a Pulse
• Capable of Getting Erections
• Must be a Jerk (mandatory for heated arguments that lead to makeup sex)
• That's all!

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