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JWoww Takes Pam Anderson's Place at Fashion Week

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 13:00:00 EST

Designer Richie Rich has used Pamela Anderson in his Fashion Week runway shows for years, but since even fake boobs start to sag eventually, this year he needed to find a new giant rack and he knew just where to look: the Jersey Shore.

Yep, Jenni "JWoww" Farley has stepped in to fill Pam's D-cups this year and it must have been strange for everyone involved to see Jenni on a stage that didn't also have a pole and a bunch of dollar bills on it. JWoww strutted her stuff for the designer's runway show, because fashion week is all about class and nothing says "class" like a surgically-enhanced future porn star who's most famous for beating the sh!t out of her roommates.

Jenni actually looks pretty decent here, but then again we're used to seeing her in leather pirate-hooker outfits and 18 layers of spray-on tan. It's not too hard to improve on that.

Pam Anderson Graces 13 Playboy Covers

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:31:28 EST

Pamela Anderson is loved by the camera and by Playboy. She's also loved by any man who needs a quick visual to rub one out before he heads to the office in the morning.

Pam is on the January 2011 issue of Playboy, which makes it lucky number 13 for Pam, and a record for the most covers by a hot chick. She also wrote a poem, but who cares? I want to give props to the photo editor who made Pam look flawless, because we know that's far from what she looks like on the streets. We can all be gorgeous if we were edited and painted the right way!

Check out Pam's other Playboy covers after the jump!

Pamela Anderson PETA Ad Banned In Canada

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:39:27 EST

Pamela Anderson has been a spokeswhore for PETA for years, and her new ad campaign has a few thongs in a bunch up in Canada. Pammy flew to Montreal to unveil her newest campaign ad for PETA, but Canadian officials denied a permit for the event at the last minute claiming the bikini clad Pam ad is sexist. Pam Anderson released a statement to Us magazine regarding the ad ban.

"In a city that is known for its exotic dancing and for being progressive and edgy, how sad that a woman would be banned from using her own body in a political protest over the suffering of cows and chickens. In some parts of the world, women are forced to cover their whole bodies with burqas -- is that next? I didn't think that Canada would be so puritanical."

A Montreal official says the permit was turned down because "It is not so much controversial, as it goes against all principles public organisations are fighting for in the everlasting battle of equality between men and women."

A city that's filled with titty bars is going to ban an ad of Pam Anderson in a bikini? Maybe it gives scroungy old men who go into the strip clubs false hope that they may get a lap dance from a chick as hot as Pammy, when the chicks who's gonna be grinding his junk will actually look like Amy Winehouse after a 3 day bender.

Pam Anderson Can't Stand Kate Gosselin

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 10:45:51 EST

We've got another name to add to the 'I hate Kate Gosselin' list and it's a current contestant on Dancing with the Stars. According to sources speaking to Life & Style magazine, Pam Anderson doesn't have love for Kate Gosselin.

Sources inside DWTS say Kate latches onto Pam like a little dog and they believe she's trying to get close to Pam to give herself more exposure.

"Kate thinks it will help her career, so she's trying to be all palsy-walsy with Pam. Kate thinks they have a lot in common because their private lives have been fodder for years and they've both had reality shows. But Pam's laughing at her behind her back."

Kate's trying to become pals with Pam Anderson? That's scary! Next thing you know, Kate's going to enlarge her breasts to a DD, make a sex tape and end up in Playboy magazine. I don't think she wants to be friends with Pam, I think she's chasing her around the 'Dancing' set with her Lysol wipes trying to disinfect her!

Pam Anderson On The Catwalk For Richie Rich

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:00:07 EST

Pam Anderson's boobs jiggled down the catwalk during the Richie Rich fashion show this week. What is it besides her breasts that they find so interesting? They have a serious hard on for Pam and they're not into chicks. Maybe it's the fact that she looks like an amazing drag queen with an awesome booby job.

She's got an amazing body and a pair of 'big girls' on her chest, but she's starting to show her age in her face. I don't think it's the thick black eye liner she's wearing either. If anything, it may be covering some of the wrinkles and bags under her eyes. She should look into a little botox instead of having another breast augmentation done in the future.

Pam Anderson To Compete On Dancing With The Stars

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:40:08 EST

If this is true, Dancing with the Stars will have their highest rated season ever! Radar is reporting that Pam Anderson is lined up to be a contestant on the next season of Dancing with the Stars.

“Pam is thrilled and so is the show. She really wanted to do the show and the show thought it was a great idea.”

Are you ready to watch those gigantic boobs try to stay with the beat while she's doing the tango across the dance floor? Her knockers should be listed separately as a contestant on the show because she's not going to be able to tame those bad boys once she starts dancing! I wonder if she'll last longer than Kim Kardashian did on DWTS?

Pam Anderson: Anti-Seal Hunt Campaign Photos

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:21:36 EST

You're looking at behind the scenes footage of Pamela Anderson on set of her latest porno, Pammy Luvs Plushies. You've heard of plushie porn haven't you? It's when freaks dress up in animal costumes and get their groove on. You should see my meth addicted chipmunk prostitute costume, it's fabulous!

All kidding aside, Pam is promoting the anti-seal hunt campaign in Toronto. Doing some plushie porn wouldn't be such a bad thing for Pam to do since she's going broke! That dude in the costume has to feel like the luckiest man on earth having Pam cuddle up to him for photos. The costume shop owners are probably pissed about the sticky spot that guy left inside their fuzzy seal outfit.

Pamela Anderson Hires A Child To Hold Her Dress

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:11:06 EST

Pamela Anderson is too broke to hire decent legal aged help to carry her train at award shows these days. This doesn't look like a dress, it's probably Pam's bed sheets that she stained from the night before.

Pammy cupcakes is catching sh*t for using the 9 year old daughter of makeup artist Sharon Gault, to carry her train on the red carpet of the Hollywood Style awards the other night. The poor kid didn't even have a seat to sit in at the awards show and ended up sitting at Pam's feet where people "nearly stepped on her to get to the stage." If that isn't bad enough Pam, who presented David LaChapelle with an award at the event, also called the little girl like a dog up to the stage to carry her train.

"After she presented David LaChapelle with an award onstage, she shouted 'daughter' in front of the whole auditorium, and slapped her leg like she was calling a puppy. The girl rushed up to grab her train."

Everyone is in an uproar over the little girl holding the train, but I'm furious that I didn't realize I could be a fashion designer. I could be a rich b*tch right now if I knew you only had to have a sheet and a few safety pins to make a hot couture mess dress.

Pamela Anderson Is Going Broke

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:48:37 EST

It's time for a new Playboy spread for Pamela Anderson. Not because she's a sexy slut, but because she owes lots of cash to a lot of people. Does anyone really want to see her naked again? I think we've all seen our fair share of Pamela's poon.

Pammy is spending too much money trying to look beautiful and she's going in debt. According to construction boss Jay Bruder, she owes mucho dinero for remodeling work she had done to her Malibu home last year.

“A lot of people are owed a lot of money,” Jay Bruder, boss of Bruder Construction. And none more than him! In June, he filed a $674,043 lien against Pam for the cost of “labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.”

In addition to liens from countless other construction companies, Pam also owes $252,360 to California’s Franchise Tax Board in unpaid income tax from 2007.

She needs to make another sex tape with Tommy Lee, have it accidentally get released and sue for the money the distributor makes on the tape. All problems solved!

Pam Anderson PETA Ad Banned

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:40:09 EST

Here's the PETA ad starring Pamela Anderson that was supposed to begin playing in select airports.

Pamela Anderson In Banned PETA Ad

Pammy Pammy cupcakes isn't happy the ad is being pulled.

"I don’t think it’s that provocative, they showed a couple of bare butts. I am shocked, I thought we were a little more evolved."

It does look like she's ready to blow the dude in the beginning of the ad, but other than that, it's completely stupid. I would ban it just for being so dumb and pointless. PETA, you can get more creative than this, and get a new spokesperson cause Pam is becoming an old hag.