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We don't hear about Paris Hilton as much as we used to since she started riding Doug Reinhardt's junk, but she must be starving for some attention. Paris was photographed having some issues with her dress and her vag may have creeped out in the process.

She's got some static cling problems going on with this dress paired with the panty hose, and the paparazzi weren't complaining. They've been waiting for some new photos of a Paris Hilton disease infested naughty spot for a while!

And am I the only one who thinks her boobs look much bigger than normal? She's either wearing a kick *ss push up bra or she invested in enlarging the twins. Could somebody whisper in her ear that it's time to invest in some type of surgery to help her wonk eye? I would appreciate it. :)

Here's some linkage to some other hot stories that were making the rounds on the 'net. Enjoy, and have a great evening!

Paris Hilton devastated by Casey Johnson's Death

Porn star Francois Sagat does his best Britney Spears imitation

Australian Model Jennifer Hawkins nude and un-photoshopped for charity

Farrah Fawcett's son Redmond O'Neal has been arrested yet again

Who knew Joan Rivers is a terrorist?

Sienna Miller digs out a serious wedgie

Sandra Bullock movies made some loot in 2009

Which B-list reality star swings both ways?

It's no secret that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are a match made in drama heaven, but I think it's time for the two to split up and go their separate ways.  Doug and Paris apparently got into a fight around Halloween which ended with Doug putting his hands on Paris' neck like he was choking her. A friend pulled her out of the car and the night went on as usual.

The duo were at it again when the cops were called to Paris' house to respond to a 'drunk people arguing' report.

An eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her driveway and Doug getting in his car, when Paris began screaming, "Don't go, don't go!" Doug got out of the car and the lovebirds began "shoving each other." The last the eyewitness saw Paris and Doug go back up the driveway.

If Paris doesn't do something about her craptacular relationship now, she'll end up getting a beating from Doug Reinhardt and as much as I don't like Paris, that just isn't cool.  Don't end up being the next Rihanna!

A lot of famous folks showed up for the premiere of Michael Jackson's This Is It movie, and you also had some not so famous folks such as Ian Ziering. What the hell was he doing there?

Adam Lambert and Katy Perry looked super cute on the red carpet together, and J.Lo had something funky going on with her hair. I'm not sure if there were 100 mph winds, or if her hair was all fugged up on purpose.

The movie has had good reviews and sounds like a must-see for those of us who grew up listening to Michael.

At 50, Jackson was still an amazingly gifted dancer with moves that leave your mouth agape. And Jackson's voice still dazzles — even when he's trying to play it down.

Thank Gawd for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. My TV has been playing in the background all day and I swear I've heard that "Beyonce's video is one of the greatest of all time" about 47 times already. Make it stop!

So I'm taking a VMA break to post some pictures of life-sized Barbie and Ken in Milan, Italy.

Paris Hilton's star power continues to fade. I seriously saw these photos and I remembered that: Paris is still breathing, she's still with Doug Reinhardt, she still has massive clown feet, and she continues to look more and more like a bird as her resemblance to her mother grows stronger each day. Sigh. I don't even know if Paris' BFF show is even good anymore. I loved season 1, but didn't check out season 2.

Since Paris Hilton will never win a decent award for herself, she's pushing for her rat of a dog, Tinkerbell, to win his own award.

Paris is begging British fans to vote for Tinkerbell in the Top Celebrity Dog Contest and he's up against stiff competition. Tinkerbell has to beat out other dogs such as Britney Spears' Bit Bit, and Nicole Richie's Foxxy Cleopatra.

The socialite's pet Chihuahua is among the favorites to land a leading prize at the upcoming Boomerang Pet Personality Awards, and she's taking the contest so seriously she has asked devotees to vote for her mutt.

In a post to followers on micro-blogging site Twitter.com, Hilton writes, "Hey guys can u (sic) support me and Tink and vote us for this adorable award show?"

Even if Paris could enter herself in the contest she wouldn't win. I'm pushing for Barack Obama's dog, Bo! We should all just be evil bitches and vote for Nicole Richie's mutt, just to snub little miss wonk-eye. Down with Paris, down with Tink!

She's baaaaaacckk!

Paris Hilton is coming out with a second album and we've got the sample of her songs, lyrics included. So what do you think? Does it matter that Paris Hilton can't sing? Britney Spears can't sing, but you can't tell me some of her songs aren't hot. Paris knows she's no Christina Aguilera, but she doesn't put out music to showcase her vocal abilities, she just loves attention like she loves cock. Garnering some press is the objective.

Feel free to illegally downloading her songs when they become available. She won't even break Billboard's Top 200.

They're baaaack! Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are an item again. I knew you couldn't live another minute without knowing who's sticking it to Paris now.

Folks are saying the two attention whores are back together and Doug Reinhardt is even posting tweets on Twitter about spending time with his wonk-eye girl.

On Monday, Reinhardt, 23, posted on Twitter: "What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!" The day before that, he wrote: "Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl."

Aw, how frickin' cute they watch SportsCenter together! Who cares! Twitter aggravates me because all these jack-hole celebrities want to Tweet every little thing they do whether it's interesting or not.. Give me a Tweet along the lines of, "my girl and I just experienced a blumpkin together!" And then you'll gain my interest. :)

Folks unfortunately this is my last post for the day cause I've got a load of crap to get accomplished, and little time to do it. Hope you have a fab weekend!

Paris Hilton appeared in Miami yesterday for a federal lawsuit trial which alleges that the heiress didn't adequately promote her 2006 movie Pledge This!

The lawsuit claims the infected fame whore didn't honor her contract which stated that she must promote the DVD release. The lawsuit seeks more than $8 million from Hilton and her entertainment form.

Paris is expected to testify today. I wish she'd just be honest with the judge and admit that it's difficult to travel and promote when your various orifices are being stuffed and you've got your hands full of twigs and berries. Keepin' it clean for the kids, folks.  Paris' time has currently been all tied up with filming her "My New BFF" reality show in Dubai.

This is a waste of taxpayer dollars. Paris and her parents can afford $8 million, but the skanky b*tch is just fighting this to save face or get her name in the papers. Her glory days are fading fast. What will Wonky do when MTV cancels her lame show? Paris bores me, but I can't resist any excuse to post a photo of her massive clown feet.

... her defenseless dog.

Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt are over now, or they're not, or she was sucking face with Cristiano Ronaldo, or I don't care.

All we know is that Paris Hilton doesn't have a steady boyfriend right now, so her pet will have to fill in. Wonky was photographed walking into MTV where she said that her and Cristiano are just friends who have sex.

Check out that strut! How can you walk around with a urinator dog like that while keeping a straight face?