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When I first saw this picture, I got a good LOL out of it! Paris Hilton really is an entertainer, the perfect whoretainment you sometimes miss and subconsciously crave.
This is Paris’ way of promoting her new fragrance, “Can Can” in London, England.
Does she think she’s promoting a female version of Axe? Guys don’t even like perfume. The taste is too strong when they lick it and they tell you, ‘um, no.’ Paris’ troll boy Benji probably doesn’t mind it, though, it covers up the dead cattle scent she emits whenever she opens her legs before he asks God to forgive him of his sins, in case it’s the end, then proceeds.
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Paris Hilton took Benji’s load to the face and didn’t wipe the grease off then headed to NYC, where she bared her linebacker shoulders and wonk eye flare up, to promote her cheap ass clip-on hair extensions.
She’s the perfect spokesmodel for Valtrex and eating disorders, outside of that I don’t wanna smell skank, dress skank or skankify my hair. Heh.
Paris on Letterman after the jump. Who knew her show was going international? The contestants of Paris’ new best friend show are lucky! (more…)
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Yep, I typed it. Here’s Paris Hilton and Benji Madden at Crown Bar’s Cinco de Mayo party.
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“I always knew that she was, like, wife material, or serious girlfriend material,”
Why is Benji talking to the press about Paris so much?! And why is Paris blogging about her love for Benji, being seen everywhere with him and mentioning him so damn much? Is this a publicity stunt? Gasp.
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Benji Madden has put Paris’ pussy on a pedestal.. Say that fast 3 times! Benji is so head over heels for Paris that he even wrote a song for her. Awww, I’m gonna puke.
He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me. He’s my best friend, he’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”
I think ‘Shine your Light’ is actually code for take some Valtrex for your swelled up herpes infected vagina. The song probably isn’t even about Paris she’s just so full of herself that she believes it is. This relationship needs to end for my own personal health. I can’t handle the nausea I get when I hear about these two any more!source
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It’s only two months into one of Paris Hilton’s must successful publicity stunts, her relationship with Benji Madden, and it appears that the heiress and her troll are inseparable. Paris has been traveling the world with Benji, watching him on tour. However, the other members of Good Charlotte say she’s a poser.
Bandmates say the showmance has no future, but Paris’s family reckon he could be the one.
A pal said: “Paris is desperately trying to fit in with the band, but she has outstayed her welcome. Everyone is hoping he’ll wake up soon and dump her.”
I’m not so sure Benji will dump her, Paris has to do it herself. You trade your health for publicity when you’re with Paris, and you might as well ride it out while ya can. Notice how guys don’t dump her, she’s the one who does all the dumping? I give them three mo’ months tops!
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When I first saw this picture, I got a good LOL out of it! Paris Hilton really is an entertainer, the perfect whoretainment you sometimes miss and subconsciously crave.
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