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A lot of famous folks showed up for the premiere of Michael Jackson's This Is It movie, and you also had some not so famous folks such as Ian Ziering. What the hell was he doing there?

Adam Lambert and Katy Perry looked super cute on the red carpet together, and J.Lo had something funky going on with her hair. I'm not sure if there were 100 mph winds, or if her hair was all fugged up on purpose.

The movie has had good reviews and sounds like a must-see for those of us who grew up listening to Michael.

At 50, Jackson was still an amazingly gifted dancer with moves that leave your mouth agape. And Jackson's voice still dazzles — even when he's trying to play it down.

Thank Gawd for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. My TV has been playing in the background all day and I swear I've heard that "Beyonce's video is one of the greatest of all time" about 47 times already. Make it stop!

So I'm taking a VMA break to post some pictures of life-sized Barbie and Ken in Milan, Italy.

Paris Hilton's star power continues to fade. I seriously saw these photos and I remembered that: Paris is still breathing, she's still with Doug Reinhardt, she still has massive clown feet, and she continues to look more and more like a bird as her resemblance to her mother grows stronger each day. Sigh. I don't even know if Paris' BFF show is even good anymore. I loved season 1, but didn't check out season 2.

Since Paris Hilton will never win a decent award for herself, she's pushing for her rat of a dog, Tinkerbell, to win his own award.

Paris is begging British fans to vote for Tinkerbell in the Top Celebrity Dog Contest and he's up against stiff competition. Tinkerbell has to beat out other dogs such as Britney Spears' Bit Bit, and Nicole Richie's Foxxy Cleopatra.

The socialite's pet Chihuahua is among the favorites to land a leading prize at the upcoming Boomerang Pet Personality Awards, and she's taking the contest so seriously she has asked devotees to vote for her mutt.

In a post to followers on micro-blogging site Twitter.com, Hilton writes, "Hey guys can u (sic) support me and Tink and vote us for this adorable award show?"

Even if Paris could enter herself in the contest she wouldn't win. I'm pushing for Barack Obama's dog, Bo! We should all just be evil bitches and vote for Nicole Richie's mutt, just to snub little miss wonk-eye. Down with Paris, down with Tink!

She's baaaaaacckk!

Paris Hilton is coming out with a second album and we've got the sample of her songs, lyrics included. So what do you think? Does it matter that Paris Hilton can't sing? Britney Spears can't sing, but you can't tell me some of her songs aren't hot. Paris knows she's no Christina Aguilera, but she doesn't put out music to showcase her vocal abilities, she just loves attention like she loves cock. Garnering some press is the objective.

Feel free to illegally downloading her songs when they become available. She won't even break Billboard's Top 200.

They're baaaack! Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are an item again. I knew you couldn't live another minute without knowing who's sticking it to Paris now.

Folks are saying the two attention whores are back together and Doug Reinhardt is even posting tweets on Twitter about spending time with his wonk-eye girl.

On Monday, Reinhardt, 23, posted on Twitter: "What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!" The day before that, he wrote: "Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl."

Aw, how frickin' cute they watch SportsCenter together! Who cares! Twitter aggravates me because all these jack-hole celebrities want to Tweet every little thing they do whether it's interesting or not.. Give me a Tweet along the lines of, "my girl and I just experienced a blumpkin together!" And then you'll gain my interest. :)

Folks unfortunately this is my last post for the day cause I've got a load of crap to get accomplished, and little time to do it. Hope you have a fab weekend!

Paris Hilton appeared in Miami yesterday for a federal lawsuit trial which alleges that the heiress didn't adequately promote her 2006 movie Pledge This!

The lawsuit claims the infected fame whore didn't honor her contract which stated that she must promote the DVD release. The lawsuit seeks more than $8 million from Hilton and her entertainment form.

Paris is expected to testify today. I wish she'd just be honest with the judge and admit that it's difficult to travel and promote when your various orifices are being stuffed and you've got your hands full of twigs and berries. Keepin' it clean for the kids, folks.  Paris' time has currently been all tied up with filming her "My New BFF" reality show in Dubai.

This is a waste of taxpayer dollars. Paris and her parents can afford $8 million, but the skanky b*tch is just fighting this to save face or get her name in the papers. Her glory days are fading fast. What will Wonky do when MTV cancels her lame show? Paris bores me, but I can't resist any excuse to post a photo of her massive clown feet.

... her defenseless dog.

Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt are over now, or they're not, or she was sucking face with Cristiano Ronaldo, or I don't care.

All we know is that Paris Hilton doesn't have a steady boyfriend right now, so her pet will have to fill in. Wonky was photographed walking into MTV where she said that her and Cristiano are just friends who have sex.

Check out that strut! How can you walk around with a urinator dog like that while keeping a straight face?

Paris Hilton dumped Doug Reinhardt on Tuesday night after walking in on Doug talking with his ex-girlfriend. When Paris saw Doug and his ex, she then threw "fruit and ice cubes" at the chick, natch.

Paris showed up and started going at it. Paris was picking up ice and fruit and throwing it at Kendhal — she was the victim. Kendhal did nothing offensive or aggressive. Paris was throwing accusations, calling her names. It was the same thing you always hear about Paris and her tirades.”

Paris Hilton, 28, and Cristiano Ronaldo, 24, were spotted "sucking each other's faces off" at an L.A. club before Paris left for her sister Nicky's house at 2:05. Ronaldo joined them an hour later and he left Nicky's three hours later with a big smile across his face.

Ronaldo is on holiday in California after Manchester United’s season ended in Premier League glory and Champions League defeat. Paris tried to pull him at the same time a year ago, thrusting herself at him in LA club Villa.

On that occasion the player knocked her back. But he never fell off her radar. And a pal said: “She was determined to get her man this time. And what Paris wants, Paris gets… She has been telling anyone who will listen that Ronaldo is the hottest thing she has ever seen… She thinks he is sexy and exotic, and loves his body. And she loves men with accents. She says it’s like an aphrodisiac.” Penis is an aphrodisiac to Paris!

Paris Hilton's rep confirms that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are no longer a couple!

Paris Hilton, 28, and Doug Reinhardt, 24, had been together for six whole months! Triple digits shiz! On more than one occasion, Paris has said that she's like to have kids and Doug would be perfect. Sounds like Doug won't be her sperm donor and Paris' whoring campaign continues!

Paris rep says,

"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy."

I think there's like an explosive in Paris Hilton's vagina that goes off if the same dude penetrates it too many times. Paris had to end things. She had no choice. She's just trying to stabilize her pH and slow down mutations. She'll be onto some new dude(s) by next month.

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Doug Reinhardt used to appear on The Hills, but Paris says "I've never seen the show in my life." Okay then, b*tch, how the eff do you know how lame and fake it is?!

Paris says that Doug Reinhardt won't be back on the show, but that's not a surprise. He has more important things to do now that he's using Paris - like producing the next season of her BFF show in Dubai! Can you believe Paris is allowing this man to use her for sex and fame and she's getting him a job? SMH.

Paris says, 

"The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it's lame. I've never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy."

Reinhardt's reality days aren't entirely over. He will appear on the second season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, which debuts June 2 on MTV.

"He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai."

Well if Paris says something is lame and fake - unlike her very real BFF show where she abandons the show's winners - then The Hills has got some problems.