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“I always knew that she was, like, wife material, or serious girlfriend material,”
Why is Benji talking to the press about Paris so much?! And why is Paris blogging about her love for Benji, being seen everywhere with him and mentioning him so damn much? Is this a publicity stunt? Gasp.
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Benji Madden has put Paris’ pussy on a pedestal.. Say that fast 3 times! Benji is so head over heels for Paris that he even wrote a song for her. Awww, I’m gonna puke.
He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me. He’s my best friend, he’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”
I think ‘Shine your Light’ is actually code for take some Valtrex for your swelled up herpes infected vagina. The song probably isn’t even about Paris she’s just so full of herself that she believes it is. This relationship needs to end for my own personal health. I can’t handle the nausea I get when I hear about these two any more!source
It’s only two months into one of Paris Hilton’s must successful publicity stunts, her relationship with Benji Madden, and it appears that the heiress and her troll are inseparable. Paris has been traveling the world with Benji, watching him on tour. However, the other members of Good Charlotte say she’s a poser.
Bandmates say the showmance has no future, but Paris’s family reckon he could be the one.
A pal said: “Paris is desperately trying to fit in with the band, but she has outstayed her welcome. Everyone is hoping he’ll wake up soon and dump her.”
I’m not so sure Benji will dump her, Paris has to do it herself. You trade your health for publicity when you’re with Paris, and you might as well ride it out while ya can. Notice how guys don’t dump her, she’s the one who does all the dumping? I give them three mo’ months tops!
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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have been together for a whopping two months and the girl says she’s in love. Doesn’t she fall in love with any man who can handle her for longer than a week? Anyway, as she confesses her love for Benji, she also says she has no plans of a double wedding with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.
“He’s definitely different than any guy I’ve ever been with. He makes me feel really happy, comfortable and really in love.” Now the two are readjusting to life in L.A. after all their time on the road. “It’s great,” she said. “I think the way it works so well is that we’re best friends and we totally trust each other and we’re in love and we have an amazing time together.”
And while Hilton admits it’s “a lot of fun” dating best friend Nicole Richie’s brother, she said there’s no double wedding in the works. “No!” she insisted with a laugh. But, she added, “We’re really happy right now.”
Well it looks like they can stop production on Paris’ new TV show about finding her new best friend since Benji took that spot. I’m sure Paris never meant that she wanted a double wedding with Nicole and Joel in the first place, she was just wanting a double fisting from the twins.
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Paris Hilton is going to host a TV show in the UK for pet grooming. Since Paris owns about 17 dogs, the British must think she knows a thing or two about dog grooming. All she knows is how to put their little shitty paws through some holes in a dog jacket and parade them around like their babies.
The 27-year-old socialite has reportedly signed a deal with Britain’s Living TV television channel to star in ‘Paris’ Pooches’, in which she will manage a beauty parlor for dogs in Bond Street, London.
“The shop is perfect for Paris. It’s a subject she’s passionate about and it’s a way for her to break into UK TV. Watching Paris act out her Los Angeles lifestyle, in which tiaras for Chihuahuas are of real importance, should be very entertaining. And she will no doubt be hitting the clubs and parties over here in the same way she does back home.”
All I can imagine Paris doing on this show is giving these dogs mohawks and dying their fur pink. I’m just hoping she gets attacked and mangled in the first episode!
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Paris Hilton’s parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton are just as in love with Benji Madden as Paris is. In fact, they’ve gone as far as saying they would give Benji their blessing if he wanted to marry Paris. What? Those two skanks have only been dating a couple months and your pushing her into marriage? Anyway, by the sounds of it, they feel Paris have found the perfect man.
“He’s the perfect example of ‘don’t judge a book by its cover’,” her dad Rick Hilton told me. “He’s polite, well-mannered—even calls me sir! We love him like family already. Benji doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke and is a healthy vegan!” Mom Kathy added: “He’s changed her life—and I really think she’s genuinely in love for the first time. He’s so good to her and for her. We couldn’t be happier for them. This has honestly become the real thing.”
Benji obviously didn’t change Paris that much if she’s going on the radio talking about Kim Kardashian’s cottage cheese ass.
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