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Four fragrances just isn’t enough! Paris Hilton is releasing her fifth fragrance, Fairy Dust.
In the ads, the infected heiress dresses up like a low rent skank version of Tinkerbell. Her top does not match her blue skirt or wings, her belly button looks penciled in and that ish on her legs looks like a cartoon doodle. Her neck appears to be thicker than her thighs and her head looks ready to snap off. I wouldn’t mind.
Anyone want some Photoshop work done? Hire junior high kids, they’ll do a much more thorough job.
Paris’ skank juice hits stores mid-October.
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Kudos to me. I can do some type outs to myself, right? It’s Friday. I we all deserve it. This is one rumor I am so happy is false. Paris Hilton’s dogs were NOT eaten by a coyote. They’re safe and spoiled, just like the babies of an heiress should be.
Paris’ rep said,
“They were at Paris’s house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be. Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured.”
Her rep was responding to reports that Hilton, 27, has been crying non-stop due to the dogs’ deaths.
Uh, now that I think about it… who the eff came up with this rumor and why did they think it was funny or amusing?!!! WTF! Don’t they know Paris was crying uncontrollably because she contracted another STD? Coupled with the fact that there’s not a pill for everything, the woman is screwed. Her vag is slowly closing itself up from all the abuse.
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On Russell Brand’s joke about the Jonas Brothers wearing purity rings and remaining virgins until marriage:
“I don’t pick on them. That’s something cool for a kid to keep, so don’t pick on them for that. I think that they’re all really good kids and that they’re definitely our next generation of kids and they’re all really good so I think that’s awesome.”
Should Paris Hilton be commenting on anything that has to do with chastity?
I’m only posting her quote because I dissed Jordin Sparks which makes me no different than Russell Brand. I’m all for remaining a virgin until marriage but Jordin called me a slut, and that hurts. Heh.
Jordin’s attitude was also nauseating. It’s her way or the slut’s way. Holier than thou shit. She insulted just about everyone in the audience and gawd knows how much of her fan base. Her commentary was impulsive and unprofessional.
You tell it, Paris!
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This shiz looks hilarious.
Things were “tense” last week when Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan spotted each other at the opening of West Hollywood’s Apple Lounge.
Ironically both sluts arrived around the same time. Paris was rollin’ deep with her blond entourage while Linday’s crew consisted “largely of gays,” according to witnesses.
Linds and Paris were dancing when Samantha noticed Paris, she then whispered in Lindsay’s ear the moment she saw Ms. Hilton.
And just when gyrating Lindsay and Paris were in danger of literally bumping into each other—both infamous femmes had, up until this moment, taken great pains to avoid speaking or looking at each other—Paris, like a bejeweled, overly coiffed gazelle, leapt across the dance floor to hug a shocked Lindsay, who limply hugged back.
Um, who the eff is Paris to interrupt Linds on the dance floor to rub her herpes all over her? It better have not been a good song. Of course Lindsay’s hug back was limp. She’s not a poser. You know she’d rather rip Paris’ extensions out and pop that water bra she’s been wearing to give her cleavage. Shit.
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Four fragrances just isn’t enough! Paris Hilton is releasing her fifth fragrance, Fairy Dust.
