This mess is The Anna Nicole Show 2.0

"I am deeply hurt and extremely disappointed that someone has taken a private telephone conversation that I had with my representatives and released it to the media."

"This is not only illegal but also highly unethical. While I don't feel a need to justify or explain my conversation, even as a public figure I do feel my privacy has been violated and find this action to be unacceptable."

I think it's crap that the call was let out to the media in the first place. The crazy bitch has every right to sue them over this. You can't just tape phone conversations without both parties knowing the call is being recorded. Oh my gawsh, I almost sound sincere!

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Paula recently broke down and had a tear filled pity party during a conference call which was also recorded. Here's a bit of her 'poor me' conversation:

"I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on 'American Idol.' Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I'm being told by Howard Bragman that I'm too old and no one will ever want to do a cover.

"I'm being tested. All I've ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I've never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I'm tired of it.

"Howard Bragman on Monday - he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel," Abdul is heard sobbing, "with no publicist there. [Abdul appeared on Kimmel's show on May 15.] I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man . . .

"I don't understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I've never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser."

So all this boo-hooing and at the end she says she doesn't understand how she could be called a whining bitch... Did she not hear the rant she just gave off? I think even when Pilly Paula does talk, she just thinks it's voices in her head and sound isn't really coming out. At least that's what I get from her mumbly slurring speech she tends to often have during interviews.

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Supposedly Paula Abdul broke her nose after tripping over her chihuahua over the weekend. She was probably fumbling around looking for the last of her Oxycontin prescription. Either that or she was out of pills and tripped over her dog to get a refill.

Abdul suffered a broken nose over the weekend after tripping in an effort to avoid her chihuahua, Tulip.

Reached for comment today, Abdul's spokesman, David Brokaw, told Usmagazine.com his client is in good spirits after her fall last Saturday.

"As we speak, she's in a car on her way to press tour for the finale of Idol," he explained, adding that the only treatment the Idol judge received was a quick check-up from her doctor.

Hell, maybe Paula got a nose job and is using her dog as an excuse for the bandage? You just can't trust those celebs these days.

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