Archive for the 'Personal/Sidenote' Category

We’re Giving Away Snow Patrol’s CD A Hundred Million Suns

December 12th, 2008

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How to enter? All ya gotta do is hit the “Contact” tab at the top of this page and send an email titled “SNOW PATROL” saying why you should win. Oh, and tell me something about yourself. :)

Contest ends Monday, December 22nd. Good luck!

Snow Patrol’s MySpace

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On a sidenote, I’ve been getting about five hours of sleep every day since Sunday. Mami is tired and unable to do my Google search post right now. And today I had to go to the chiropractor then meet with a new lawyer which took about four hours total. Every time I go to the chiropractor - 3x/week - that takes away two hours that I would be able to work for POTP and blah blah blah, anyway, I’m trying my best.

POTP will be back tomorrow. Luvs ya.

* HOT LINKS *

Cast your suicide vote - CS

Katie Holmes’ herpes outbreak - CNW

P. Diddy doesn’t know how queer he sounds - AB

Christina Aguilera’s baby takes after his daddy! - CK

Gossip blogger gets recognized while out among common folk, gets an iPhone - RR

Tori Spelling’s television “comeback”? - GB

Top Chef man whore gets married - BB

Lindsay Lohan’s ghost tits - IBBB

If you don’t like it, lose some weight then - HC


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Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

December 11th, 2008

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  1. ninja pussy - I, too, would like to think that my vajayjay lips would go Kung Fu fighting whenever necessary. Or at least bust a cap in a dude’s ass if he steps outta line.  I actually made this inquiry up! It popped in my head and I liked it so much that I decided to post it.
  2. she’s electric boogie boogie boogie - Aaaahhhh…
  3. forgot panties - Sure you did. That’s so not possible. Wait, I think I have once.
  4. insanely kinky sex - Mentally insane people make the best fuck? I believe it.
  5. firefighter sluts - My favorite kind of sluts carry big hoses. Get it. Heh. Heh. Uh…
  6. banging stepmoms - How ’bout electric stepmoms that go boogie boogie boogie? This entry reminds me of a lot of disturbing Howard Stern shows I’ve listened to. Like one in particular when a son talked about banging his biological mother.
  7. flavor of a sister - If I could assign a flavor to my sister it would be cayenne pepper, what flavor would your sibling(s) be? And what kind of recipes do you think you could use ‘em in?
  8. why is she called rihanna - Very critical and thought-provoking question. But I’m guessing that when “she” was born, the name her parents selected was Rihanna. This person is a threat to his or her own offspring.
  9. girlfriend feels icky about lesbian feelings - LINDSAY LOHAN!
  10. is vicodin like marijuana - Please stay outta the pharmaceutical industry.

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Clay Aiken Isn’t a Power Bottom, But He’s Packing Heat

December 11th, 2008

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In response to my Clay Aiken’s boyfriend is hot post yesterday, a Clay Aiken fan named Jay posted the following comment:

I hear on good authority Clay’s a top. A very well endowed top.

But beyond that…Reed’s a cutie, Clay’s a decent guy too, they’re seemingly happy…for gawd’s sake, it should be enough.

But, dayum, Reed’s bendy and lovely. Whew. Clay’s a lucky man…but so is Reed.

Comments keep me blogging, they motivate me and prevent me from feeling like I’m writing to myself. I also have the utmost respect for anyone who lets me know who’s catching and who’s pitching.

Anyway, here’s what was posted about POTP yesterday on the Clay Aiken message boards:

“Stole” this from the FS. LOVE it, and I can’t help but think that Clay himself would get a kick out of it too.

http://poponthepop.com/2008/12/1…d-kelly-is-hot/

Awwwww!!!! Thanks. Also, I need to spend more time on the Clay Aiken message boards for the following reasons…

You get jokes from Clay’s ex-boyfriend, John:

Dear Clay,

I’m so depressed. I offered you so much. How could you replace me with a younger guy? Haven’t you heard that older men are wiser and more experienced. I could have been a daddy figure to you. How could you replace me with a 6′2″ guy? Haven’t you heard big things come in small packages? Plus, I wouldn’t have to bend down to give Raleigh and Durham a biscuit? You know, I have blue eyes and brown hair too. And what will I do with all this Snow Queen Vodka and mine and your towels and boxer shorts. I know I shouldn’t be upset with you. It’s that “Wicked” man who has come between us… hmmm… that might not be a bad idea- having Reed between us. Call quickly, I think I just got myself aroused and didn’t need the viagra!!!

Sex tips:

Anal sex hurts. How on earth do you guys do that?

With PAL; Patience Angle Lube. Clay was my pal.

Anal sex hurts. How on earth do you guys do that?

Speaking as a straight female who enjoys having my husband explore all parts of my body (yeh, too much info, but I DO have a point to make, lol), I can tell you that it only hurts the first few times, until you’re able to just relax and enjoy it.

Tensing up and *expecting* it to be uncomfortable is what can contribute to it ending up hurting. It’s a question of using your mind, over matter, in order to “think” your body into relaxation and to be at ease, so that you *allow* yourself to enjoy the different kind of sensation it provides from vaginal penetration.

Fashion advice:

I mean really, NO ONE wears black socks with shorts AND brown loafers! The visual is horrible!

And insightful commentary:

Clay’s relationship with Reed must be bothering John more than he knows. He just can’t stand the thought of Clay kissing and cuddling and fondling Reed with care and passion.

Clay Aiken message board

THANKS JAY!!


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Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

December 10th, 2008

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  1. grandma has huge boobs videos - One of the most disturbing inquiries. Ever. Let’s just say Granny’s workin’ wit some big hooters, they’re probably touching her knees! Why do you wanna see ‘em?
  2. jake gyllenhaal std - Ooooooohhhhhh! So. Not. True. Hey, groupie bitch, stay away from my Jakey Pooh!
  3. gay christian baby trailer - Ha! None of these words belong together. None.
  4. day before boob job - Hmmm. The day before a boob job what would I do? Film a sex tape with my natural tits. Yeah, that’s it. Get a mani and pedi and play laser tag, nude, with my natural tits.
  5. its britmas bitch - It’s not that serious. Britney fans be krayzee. I kind of like this search, though.
  6. deflated tits - RACHEL ZOE!!! Who else? I feel like I’m forgetting some bitches here. Keira Knightley…
  7. i fuck katy perry - I do too! Psycho.
  8. 117 pounds - Is that your goal weight, and how tall are you?
  9. grabs boob while kiss - How horny are you? There are plenty of good porn sites, and if you type this in and probably scroll through pages to get to POTP, you need sex rehab, stat.
  10. bedhead after party kim kardashian- What does having bedhead after partying with Kim Kardashian mean? This could go so many ways. Crazy fans.

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Website Updates!

December 10th, 2008

Okay, so I think my final posts of the day (aka random stories) have come to a screeching halt. They take an average of 40 minutes for me to find - there are so many horribly sad, strange, weird, nonsensical and odd stories to sift through in order for me to find something I consider relevant and interesting. For now that’s over. I’ll be supplementing that random post with my Strangest Google Searches post since the 1.2 people who’ve commented on that seem to like it. I like doing it, too, so that’s what I’ll do.

Starting next week, I will be posting links to my buddies sites 2 times/ day. 1 morning version and 1 afternoon version of links because POTP will no longer be wrapping up at around 2 p.m. Pacific, instead POTP will wrap up at around 10 p.m. Pacific.

POTP will begin to update on the weekends beginning this Saturday and Sunday. However, the current publishing formula = unmentioned stories that broke during Monday - Friday will be posted on Saturday and Sunday. A story that breaks on Saturday or Sunday may appear, but that remains unlikely and those stories will be covered on Monday for sure.

Last, I have a new blogger who will begin typing away in January. He will be blogging two days/ week. To the 0.5 people who comment, please be nice to him.

Hugs and smooches,

Firecracker


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Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

December 9th, 2008

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  1. grab her boobs - Why don’t you start things off by going for the ass first?
  2. hello nipples - Rachel Zoe’s breasts say go eff yourself. They died a few years ago and her nipples have since fallen off.
  3. i’m a gay male slut - Christian Siriano, Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Gay Al or Jennifer Hudson’s fiance.
  4. married but still virgins
  5. straight trannies - Huh?
  6. brown milf - I dunno what the best color for a milf should be. But my top brown milf pick goes to Halle Berry, Laila Ali comes in second.
  7. celebrity buttholes - I wish my starfish were famous. It would deserve its on star on the walk of fame. Get it?! … *crickets chirping*
  8. sex more * boyfriend - For love or a suga daddy or if he’s packing heat? Yes. If not, then you should be typing in “sex less boyfriend,” honey.
  9. buy a cheetah - Can you wrap it up for me with a big silver bow on top? Oh, and I’d like $20 cash back with that, please. Thanks.
  10. dress fat - Yes, that dress does make you look fat. Heh.

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Top 10 Strangest Google Searches

December 8th, 2008

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  1. breast feeding sluts - What the WTF?!!!!! I’m hoping that this inquiry was for porn with girls who squirt their milk on dudes during ‘the act’.
  2. big boobs haircut - Do big boobs want haircuts, or do your tits look bigger if you have a certain haircut? Heh.
  3. dirt super panties - Dirty panties aren’t super, but I want a pair of ’super panties.’
  4. ” has herpes”- This one’s easy, Paris Hilton!
  5. “britney spears” “her penis”
  6. “impregnate her” - Is some couple struggling to conceive?
  7. atl whore houses - Where Kim of the Real Housewives works.
  8. beyonce have sex in new movie cadillac records - Does Beyonce get laid in Cadillac Records? I didn’t see it this weekend. Dunno.
  9. britney taking it in the ass - From who?
  10. “boobs” “aaaa cup” - If you’ve got tig ol bitties like these, just don’t wear a bra at all cause there’s nothing much to cover up. Dunno if bras are made that small.

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Top 10 Strangest Google Searches

December 5th, 2008

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  1. blowjob buddy pics - I, too, think that friends would give the best blowjobs?!
  2. butthole picture - Take your own.
  3. i like stealing makeup - This reminds me of when I was in high school and I stole some mascara while my dad was in the store and I got caught. SCARINESS!
  4. kinky santa - I wanna watch this porn. Santa, what are you gonna put up my chimney this year? Ha.
  5. penis discuss - I always discuss penises, especially at dinner tables.
  6. rubber testicles - Yuck.
  7. what is it called when your ass looks like cottage cheese - Cottage cheese ass!
  8. “david cook” cock - Pervert. :)
  9. cheese pics - Why? Cheese looks like, I dunno… cheese.
  10. cop with girl flashing - Does this work? I haven’t been able to talk myself out of a ticket to save my life, maybe I should give some girl gone wild action and see what happens.

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