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Taylor Swift: Band Hero Commercial Features 'Love Story'

Taylor Swift has her very own Band Hero commercial! The tall country singer sings "Love Story" with her band: Pete Wentz, Travis Barker and Rivers Cuomo of Weezer. The commercial looks like it will be just as good as the other Band Hero commercials, and Taylor's so adorable and grateful! She's the role model we so desperately need, the anti-Miley Cyrus.


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Pete Wentz: Haircut Performed Live in Concert!

How's that for an encore? Pete Wentz and Blink-182's Mark Hoppus seem to think that flat ironed hair is so emo, and it's time to change things up.

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Before Mark shaves off Pete Wentz's hair on stage, Pete declares that “jay-z had the death of autotune. this is the death of the emo swoosh.” Seriously, dude STFU.

I like Pete in guyliner with his greasy, long bangs handing over his forehead. He has a fat face. I dunno if a buzz cut is the way to go with this one, bro.


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Pete Wentz and Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Bronx Mowgli is still adorable! This has been an 'Is He Still Cute?' update provided by POTP. Bronx looks like Ashlee Simpson, but he's got Pete's dark eyes.

Bronx Mowgli and Pete Wentz

Father Peter Wentz isn't exactly a pro at the whole Fatherhood thing. Pete reportedly struggled to get Bronx's stroller in the backseat and his bodyguard couldn't help him cause he was screaming at waiting fans for being in Pete's way.

Bronx is just so cute! And is that a butt chin I see? Yep. He's definitely workin' with his mama's genes.

Pete Wentz is the New Kevin Federsperm

Word on the blogs is that Ashlee Simpson is preggers with baby number two. Bronxina is on the way!

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Ace Showbiz is reporting that Ashlee is "just a few weeks along" but that she is "beyond thrilled" to be pregnant again. She plans to keep the news quiet for at least two more months before going public.

Ashlee hopes the baby she is carrying will make her and Pete closer than ever as their hectic schedules have made them strained. "She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal."

Ashlee is married to her baby daddy, she doesn't need to have a second child to "hang on to" Pete's dick! I rather hear a rumor about Papa Joe giving Pete sex tips advice cause at least we'd know that rumor is actually true.

New Bronx Mowgli Wentz Pics

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You know I love me some Ashlee Simpson, but just because I heart the Simpson girls does not mean that I won't call a fugly baby fugly. Bronx Mowgli Wentz is... drumroll please, he's actually a cutie pie! He's got a lot of baby fat on him and I don't think he looks like either of his parents, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Here's Ashlee and her "happy accident" Bronx yesterday in New York City. I really wanna see some, as in ANY, photos of Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson and the baby together. Although Ashlee's Fall Out Boy hubby parties with strippers, Ash and Bronx are currently accompanying Pete on tour. ;)

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No Wonder Pete Wentz Laughs at Troubled Marriage Rumors

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His married life is good! Ashlee Simpson Tweeted last night about how she misses Mr. Wentz, saying, "I am beyond sad to leave my love... My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs."

It doesn't look like Pete was "beyond sad," and unlike Ashlee's splitting heart, the only breaking Pete was probably doing was busting open bottles and doing some rock star boozing.

"Everybody was going absolutely crazy. People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers."

At one point he was "dancing on a pool table with the girls," the partygoer adds.

Wifey and infant at home? Check. Thongs and boobs all up in my face? Check. Married life rocks, bro.

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Pete Wentz Is Over Ashlee Simpson

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If you do a lil body language expert analysis, you can predict that the divorce announcement will hit within the next 1.5 years. Pete is just not that into Ashlee and her bad lipstick, bad weave and deep chin butt dimple. I can't say that I blame him. Although it appears that they're both trying to look like everything's fine, as the recent rumors are claiming, I don't think it is. Make it work, kids! You have to stick together long enough to give your son a sibling, Denver Mufasa.

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Does Pete Wentz Own A Mirror?

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Yes that is Pete Wentz wearing furry girl boots, and no I don't think he is hot. I know Firecracker tends to occasionally get hot and bothered by him, but I never have and never will. Those horrendous boots on top of guyliner and bad hair is the epitome of douche. To be fair he has sunglasses and a hat on, but due to previous encounters, I think its safe to assume he's working his usual style.

Pete Wentz Got Hot

Petey looks damn good as he hosted a NYE party at Pure with his wifey Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. Ashlee also looks gorgeous, surprisingly, with her blonde locks. Why is Pete so hawt? Is it the sideburns, the trimmed facial hair, the highlights? All that grooming makes him look yum. And all that nursing makes Ashlee's boobs look... well, yum also.

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Reasons Why I'm Posting the Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Dog Whisperer Video

  1. I like the Simpson girls.
  2. Ashlee looks naturally gorgeous, pregnancy glow.
  3. I don't look at these two the same way anymore since Pete's confessions on the Howard Stern show. I think of Ashlee's thong lap dances and her allowing Pete to put it up her poop shoot (read that on another site).
  4. It's fun watching the way Ashlee lights up each time she mentions "THE BABY!"

Enjoy.

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