Bronx Mowgli is still adorable! This has been an 'Is He Still Cute?' update provided by POTP. Bronx looks like Ashlee Simpson, but he's got Pete's dark eyes.
Father Peter Wentz isn't exactly a pro at the whole Fatherhood thing. Pete reportedly struggled to get Bronx's stroller in the backseat and his bodyguard couldn't help him cause he was screaming at waiting fans for being in Pete's way.
Bronx is just so cute! And is that a butt chin I see? Yep. He's definitely workin' with his mama's genes.
Word on the blogs is that Ashlee Simpson is preggers with baby number two. Bronxina is on the way!
Ace Showbiz is reporting that Ashlee is "just a few weeks along" but that she is "beyond thrilled" to be pregnant again. She plans to keep the news quiet for at least two more months before going public.
Ashlee hopes the baby she is carrying will make her and Pete closer than ever as their hectic schedules have made them strained. "She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal."
Ashlee is married to her baby daddy, she doesn't need to have a second child to "hang on to" Pete's dick! I rather hear a rumor about Papa Joe giving Pete sex tips advice cause at least we'd know that rumor is actually true.
You know I love me some Ashlee Simpson, but just because I heart the Simpson girls does not mean that I won't call a fugly baby fugly. Bronx Mowgli Wentz is... drumroll please, he's actually a cutie pie! He's got a lot of baby fat on him and I don't think he looks like either of his parents, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Here's Ashlee and her "happy accident" Bronx yesterday in New York City. I really wanna see some, as in ANY, photos of Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson and the baby together. Although Ashlee's Fall Out Boy hubby parties with strippers, Ash and Bronx are currently accompanying Pete on tour. ;)
His married life is good! Ashlee Simpson Tweeted last night about how she misses Mr. Wentz, saying, "I am beyond sad to leave my love... My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs."
It doesn't look like Pete was "beyond sad," and unlike Ashlee's splitting heart, the only breaking Pete was probably doing was busting open bottles and doing some rock star boozing.
"Everybody was going absolutely crazy. People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers."
At one point he was "dancing on a pool table with the girls," the partygoer adds.
Wifey and infant at home? Check. Thongs and boobs all up in my face? Check. Married life rocks, bro.
Pete will give into temptation in 1, 2,...
If you do a lil body language expert analysis, you can predict that the divorce announcement will hit within the next 1.5 years. Pete is just not that into Ashlee and her bad lipstick, bad weave and deep chin butt dimple. I can't say that I blame him. Although it appears that they're both trying to look like everything's fine, as the recent rumors are claiming, I don't think it is. Make it work, kids! You have to stick together long enough to give your son a sibling, Denver Mufasa.
Yes that is Pete Wentz wearing furry girl boots, and no I don't think he is hot. I know Firecracker tends to occasionally get hot and bothered by him, but I never have and never will. Those horrendous boots on top of guyliner and bad hair is the epitome of douche. To be fair he has sunglasses and a hat on, but due to previous encounters, I think its safe to assume he's working his usual style.
Petey looks damn good as he hosted a NYE party at Pure with his wifey Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. Ashlee also looks gorgeous, surprisingly, with her blonde locks. Why is Pete so hawt? Is it the sideburns, the trimmed facial hair, the highlights? All that grooming makes him look yum. And all that nursing makes Ashlee's boobs look... well, yum also.
Enjoy.
While on the Howard Stern show Pete Wentz said,
"We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry, if we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now. Hopefully, the kid doesn't change it."
Currently, they don't have sex -- "the kid's [a few] weeks old," Wentz explained -- but "we do other fun stuff."
Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to "beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.") Once they did it, it was "the single best sexual encounter I have ever had," he said.
"It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'" he said.
Wentz told Stern that Simpson also "loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance." She wears thongs and "sexy clothes," he noted.
What's Pete Wentz's favorite feature on wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz?
"I would start with the breasts," the new dad (son Bronx Mowgli was born three weeks ago) tells E!'s Daily 10.
But he doesn't just love Simpson-Wentz for her hot body.
"Ashlee is the kind of person that understands me in a way that other human beings don't understand each other," he says. "I would say that we fit together kind of like Lego pieces, and that's how we're able to communicate."
Plus, she puts him first.
"She's always there for me, she always has my back no matter what," Wentz says. "If I have to leave at 6 a.m. to go somewhere, she's packing my bag for me. I'm like, 'What are you doing up at 6 a.m.?' and she's packing my bag."
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