Matt Damon is an a*shole. There's no need for me to sugar coat da truf. I don't say that because he slams Barack Obama, I say that because he has talked sh!t about The James Bond franchise, has revealed personal information about some of his celebrity friends, and he just seems semi-intolerable. Who likes a man who acts like a whiny little 12 year-old b!tch?

Matt tells Elle magazine: "You know, a one-term president with some balls who actually got stuff done would have been, in the long run of the country, much better."

He should run for President then!

Matt on the Occupy Wall Street movement: "If the Democrats think that they didn't have a mandate -- people are literally without any focus or leadership, just wandering out into the streets to yell right now because they are so pissed off ... Imagine if they had a leader."

Matt has made many other harsh comments, which is fine, he has the right to do so. He just comes across as being mad bitter. Maybe if I were a dude who lives in a house with three daughters of my own, and one step daughter, and starred in We Bought a Zoo, a movie that looks downright embarrassing, I'd be pissed at the world too. I just wouldn't try to spread the misery with reporters in the country.

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Michelle Obama is a real class act, so it's no wonder some hot young thang is trying to get one-on-one time with the First Lady. At a Washington D.C. charity event, sorting toys for low-income families, twenty-year-old Lance Cpl. Aaron Leeks asked Mrs. Obama if she would attend the Marine Corps. Ball with him. He's a little late on the fad, but it looks like it'll turn out well for him.

When he surprised her with the invitation, she told him she'd be happy to accompany him, as long as her husband gives the okay. "She said she'd love to go. Actually, she said I'd need to speak to her husband, but she said she'd love to."

At first, I was really confused because I honestly didn't realize there were this many Marine Corps. Balls! But I guess it's a nice change of pace for someone to invite Michelle Obama instead of, like, Kristen Cavallari. When you can say you went on a date with the President's wife, it sounds way more BAMF than saying you went with Jay Cutler's sometimes-fiance. No offense to any Laguna Beach alumnae.

Jimmy Kimmel will perform at the 98th White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Kimmel will perform for some of the biggest names in entertainment and journalism. No pressure. The event is scheduled to air on C-Span on April 28, 2012.

Jimmy said: ”I look forward to being a part of the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner. I love dinner.”

Seth Meyers hosted the 2011 dinner.

I'm looking forward to this! I love how quick Jimmy is. If he throws some improving into his set, this will be so good.

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Michelle Obama revealed her hubby isn't a big fan of the Kardashian shows and doesn't like his daughters Sasha and Malia watching their shows. Now get this... The Kardashian clan is shocked President Barack Obama doesn't want his kids watching their TV shenanigans.

According to TMZ, the Kardashians were surprised by the news because Obama personally told Khloe he thought Keeping up with the Kardashians was a great show when they met at the White House last year. The Kardashians actually believe Sasha and Malia could learn something from them because the girls deal with real-life situations and problems such as relationships and so on.

Yeah, but what about the moments in the show when they're dry humping each other or talking about ball sacks? That's not exactly appropriate for a 13 and 10-year-old to watch. Come on Kardashians, get over it. Not everyone likes you!

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He may be the President, but Barack Obama still likes to keep an eye on how much TV his daughters watch, and what they're watching. Michelle Obama recently admitted he's not a big fan of the Kardashian shows.

"Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians -- when they watch that stuff -- he doesn't like that as much."

As long as there's some kind of lesson the girls can learn from watching the Kardashians, Michelle doesn't have a problem if they watch it telling iVillage, "But I sort of feel like if we're talking about it, and I'm more concerned with how they take it in -- what did you learn when you watched that. And if they're learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, them I'm like, okay."

Keeping up with the Kardashians is perfect American family entertainment. If it's good enough for the Obamas, it's good enough for me... And it's trashy, which is why I love it even more.

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Even the President of the United States of America finds Lady Gaga to be a peculiar creature, indeed. The Leader of the Free World and the leader of legions of little monsters, met for the first time at a fundraiser for Obama’s reelection at Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg’s house.

Lady Gaga was clad in what would appear to be a relatively tame ensemble--high heels, a black dress, a veil, and an updo--but Mother Monster still managed to make quite an impression on our president in the two minutes they talked.

Obama recalls, “She was wearing 16-inch heels. She was eight feet tall. It was a little intimidating.”

That’s Gaga for you! Swooping in, looking like a creature of the night, ready to attack. You just can’t escape. I feel like the Secret Service could really learn a lot from her.

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Mark Halperin was a little feisty this morning on the MSNBC show 'Morning Joe'. While discussing President Barack Obama's press conference from yesterday, Mark asked them to use their seven second delay. That was of course so he could say something vulgar about the President without it going on live TV. Well, that was a total failure!

Mark, referring to Obama and thinking the delay was in effect said: "I think he was kind of a d*ck yesterday."

Insert foot in mouth.

MSNBC issued a statement apologizing to the President, The White House and it's viewers and has suspended Mark indefinitely as an analyst for his remarks. Mark issues his own statement apologizing for his douchery.

I completely agree with everything in MSNBC’s statement about my remark. I believe that the step they are taking in response is totally appropriate. Again, I want to offer a heartfelt and profound apology to the President, to my MSNBC colleagues, and to the viewers. My remark was unacceptable, and I deeply regret it.

What a dumba$$! Check out video of Mark making his d*ck remark after the jump!

Back in May, President Obama took some crap for promising to arrange a meeting between a young girl whose father was killed in 9/11 and Justin Bieber. Haters doubted the Prez would be able to pull it off and criticized him for getting the girl's hopes up. But it looks like when they team up, Barry and the Biebs have the power to make dreams come true.

True to his word, Justin met with 14 year-old Payton Wall during his recent visit to NYC to promote his new fragrance. The starstruck fan told her story to The New York Post. "It was so cool. I couldn't believe it," Payron said. "He was asking us about the perfume and if we were wearing it." Payton posed for some photos with Justin and a life-size cardboard cut-out of Obama. She also admitted she was more nervous when she met the Biebs than when she met Barack. Duh, Justin's way dreamier.

Props to Bieber for making for fulfilling this young girl's wish, but did he have to plug the perfume when he met her? I know the Biebus is a marketing machine, but there's a time and a place for it, Justin.

President Barack Obama and wife Michelle are touring Europe this week, and after stopping to pound some Guinness in Ireland yesterday (seriously) they decided to swing by Buckingham palace today and congratulate the new royal couple.

Yep, there's Prince William and Kate Middleton, fresh off their honeymoon, chatting with Barry and Michelle. Kate and Michelle may be married to two of the most recognizable men in the world, but how much can they really have to talk about? Michelle's from the South Side of Chicago, and you know she wouldn't have waited around 8 years for some dude to put a ring on it. She probably just nodded and smiled while Kate called a bunch of things "dreadful," all the while thinking, "B!tch, please."

Following the meet and greet, the first couple were treated to a 41-gun salute and a performance of the Star Spangled Banner. They'll even spend the night in a six-room suite last used by Will and Kate. It's a nice change from when the Bushes used to show up to the palace and everyone turned off the lights and stayed real quiet hoping they'd go away. 

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Maybe he's atoning for partnering up with Chris Brown. Whatever the reason, Justin Bieber has joined forces with Barack Obama to make a dream come true for a young girl with a tragic past.

When Obama visited Ground Zero just after Osama Bin Laden was killed, he met 14 year-old Payton Wall, whose father was killed in the 9/11 attacks. Payton mentioned to the President that she's a hardcore Belieber and Obama went out on a limb and promised to arrange a meeting between Payton and Justin. The President was publicly mocked for his promise, as various media outlets felt he wouldn't be able to deliver, but it looks like when Barry calls, the Biebs answers. 

TMZ reports that Justin was "super-excited" to hear from the President and has agreed to meet with Payton when he gets back in the country. Take that, haters (I'm looking at you, Fox News). 

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