Bristol Palin continues to be a plumper version of Sarah Palin, speaking out on topics that she knows nothing about. Hinting that your ex-boyfriend raped you, having premarital sex, getting pregnant and telling other teenagers to abstain are the kinds of things that make sense to Bristol.

Taking the opportunity to capitalize on Barack Obama supporting gay marriage, Bristol says that the President is wrong. Her younger sister Willow Palin has called people "fagg*t" on Facebook. Ignorance runs in the family! In a new blog entry, the 21 year-old reality TV star said:

"It would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage."

So I guess Bristol's saying that upholding tradition is more important than equality. Makes sense?

Bristol adds: "In general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview."

The has been also said that Barack should shape his daughters' thoughts "instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."

This is the kind of logic, progressive thinking, analysis and insight I'd expect from a Palin!

Vanity Fair is running an excerpt from Barack Obama: The Story, by David Maraniss, in its latest issue. Simon & Schuster is publishing a new book on Barack, out this month. The author spoke with two of the president's ex-girlfriends and they talk about how Barack was an emotional and distant boyfriend.

Genevieve has spoken out before. She's an Australian woman who had a lot in common with the future President. They met at a party and their doomed relationship took off from there. Here's an excerpt of Geneive's story:

"Standing in the kitchen was a guy named Barack, wearing blue jeans, T-shirt, dark leather jacket. They spoke briefly, then moved on. Hours later, after midnight, she was about to leave when Barack Obama approached and asked her to wait."

Check out that swagger!

President Barack Obama is usually much funnier than he was on Saturday. This year, Barack took long pauses after giving his punchlines and he just didn't seem that interested in being as hilarious as he usually can be. His smile remains perfection, though. He's still handsome, and seriously, that is the only thing that matters when it comes to being the Commander in Chief!

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Jimmy Kimmel emceed the annual White House Correspondents Dinner. Not only was it his first time in attendance, he was also asked to do stand-up at the star studded affair! Kimmel said that he was nervous but that he hoped that everything would turn out fine, well, it did! Kimmel's speech was one of the most diverse White House Correspondents speeches. He touched upon a wide array of topics and he shines the most when he does some improv. My only criticism is that Jimmy seemed to get nervous as he continued because some of his jokes didn't go over so well. He really shines when he does improv, which was rare more than likely due to time constraints, but he did a good job. So did Jimmy write this the night before? He looked at his notes quite a bit, which is what one should expect from a dude who co-hosted The Man Show! Still, he hit it out the ballpark. He had a nice blend of politics and pop culture references in one memorable, hilarious speech.

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President Obama isn't shy about expressing his pop-culture opinions (dude seriously loves The Wire), even if it means putting one of the entertainment world's biggest d-bags in his place.

Asked recently if he prefers Kanye West or Jay-Z, the Pres responded that he's a Jigga man without missing a beat. Makes sense - Jay is like the Obama of hip-hop: laid back, brilliant, incredibly successful. But at the end of the day, Barry is a politician, so he took the time to pat Kanye on the back, so as to prevent any crying or barrages of all-caps hate-tweets.

"I like Kanye," said Obama. “He’s a Chicago guy. Smart. He’s very talented.” The interviewer then reminded the President that he once called Kanye a jackass...and the man stood his ground. “He is a jackass,” Obama replied. "But he's talented."

See how he handled that, America? That's why we need this guy around for four more years. Can you imagine the blindingly white fashion in which Mitt Romney would respond to these questions? "Well, I imagine they're both talented rappists, but Kenya and Jeezy are not what makes this country great...what's that? They're both super rich? Well, maybe these hippity-hoppity fellows aren't so bad, after all."

Matt Damon is an a*shole. There's no need for me to sugar coat da truf. I don't say that because he slams Barack Obama, I say that because he has talked sh!t about The James Bond franchise, has revealed personal information about some of his celebrity friends, and he just seems semi-intolerable. Who likes a man who acts like a whiny little 12 year-old b!tch?

Matt tells Elle magazine: "You know, a one-term president with some balls who actually got stuff done would have been, in the long run of the country, much better."

He should run for President then!

Matt on the Occupy Wall Street movement: "If the Democrats think that they didn't have a mandate -- people are literally without any focus or leadership, just wandering out into the streets to yell right now because they are so pissed off ... Imagine if they had a leader."

Matt has made many other harsh comments, which is fine, he has the right to do so. He just comes across as being mad bitter. Maybe if I were a dude who lives in a house with three daughters of my own, and one step daughter, and starred in We Bought a Zoo, a movie that looks downright embarrassing, I'd be pissed at the world too. I just wouldn't try to spread the misery with reporters in the country.

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Michelle Obama is a real class act, so it's no wonder some hot young thang is trying to get one-on-one time with the First Lady. At a Washington D.C. charity event, sorting toys for low-income families, twenty-year-old Lance Cpl. Aaron Leeks asked Mrs. Obama if she would attend the Marine Corps. Ball with him. He's a little late on the fad, but it looks like it'll turn out well for him.

When he surprised her with the invitation, she told him she'd be happy to accompany him, as long as her husband gives the okay. "She said she'd love to go. Actually, she said I'd need to speak to her husband, but she said she'd love to."

At first, I was really confused because I honestly didn't realize there were this many Marine Corps. Balls! But I guess it's a nice change of pace for someone to invite Michelle Obama instead of, like, Kristen Cavallari. When you can say you went on a date with the President's wife, it sounds way more BAMF than saying you went with Jay Cutler's sometimes-fiance. No offense to any Laguna Beach alumnae.

Jimmy Kimmel will perform at the 98th White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Kimmel will perform for some of the biggest names in entertainment and journalism. No pressure. The event is scheduled to air on C-Span on April 28, 2012.

Jimmy said: ”I look forward to being a part of the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner. I love dinner.”

Seth Meyers hosted the 2011 dinner.

I'm looking forward to this! I love how quick Jimmy is. If he throws some improving into his set, this will be so good.

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Michelle Obama revealed her hubby isn't a big fan of the Kardashian shows and doesn't like his daughters Sasha and Malia watching their shows. Now get this... The Kardashian clan is shocked President Barack Obama doesn't want his kids watching their TV shenanigans.

According to TMZ, the Kardashians were surprised by the news because Obama personally told Khloe he thought Keeping up with the Kardashians was a great show when they met at the White House last year. The Kardashians actually believe Sasha and Malia could learn something from them because the girls deal with real-life situations and problems such as relationships and so on.

Yeah, but what about the moments in the show when they're dry humping each other or talking about ball sacks? That's not exactly appropriate for a 13 and 10-year-old to watch. Come on Kardashians, get over it. Not everyone likes you!

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He may be the President, but Barack Obama still likes to keep an eye on how much TV his daughters watch, and what they're watching. Michelle Obama recently admitted he's not a big fan of the Kardashian shows.

"Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians -- when they watch that stuff -- he doesn't like that as much."

As long as there's some kind of lesson the girls can learn from watching the Kardashians, Michelle doesn't have a problem if they watch it telling iVillage, "But I sort of feel like if we're talking about it, and I'm more concerned with how they take it in -- what did you learn when you watched that. And if they're learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, them I'm like, okay."

Keeping up with the Kardashians is perfect American family entertainment. If it's good enough for the Obamas, it's good enough for me... And it's trashy, which is why I love it even more.

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