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President Barack Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize

President Barack Obama is this years Nobel Peace Prize winner! The news that our fabulous President won the prestigious award was announced this morning in Oslo, Norway.

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Obama won the award for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples". So in Snarky terms, he won because he's a lover, not a fighter.

"We are awarding Obama for what he has done. Many other people and leaders and nations have to respond in a positive way" to President Obama's diplomacy.

He's good people. He has appealed to reduce nuclear weapons and would like to restart peace talks between Israelis and Palestinians. He is only the third sitting U.S. President to win the Nobel Peace Prize. The other two Presidential winners were Theodore Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson. Congrats Obama!

Michelle Obama: Jealous of Barack's Female Fans!

In an explosive, well it least it sounds that way to me, new book titled Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage, author Christopher Andersen reveals Michelle's jealousy and Barack Obama's annoyance over all his horny female fans.

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On a number of occasions, Barack Obama would hide his shock and surprise when women would reach for him, allegedly professing, "Jesus, I wish they'd stop grabbing my ass."

Understandably upset, Mrs. Obama had words of her own for her husband's admirers. "I want to tell these women, 'Back off,' Andersen quotes her as saying. "It's just embarrassing, that's all."

But it gets better! Michelle Obama would give Mr. President the silent treatment when she would get upset over admirers. A quoted source also says that Michelle "managed to help remove" a certain campaign worker whose relationship with Barack had grown closer than she liked. I love you, Michelle!

Why not? If all these sluts are grabbing your man's booty, or as Faith Hill told one Tim McGraw fan, "You don't go grabbin' somebody else's husband's balls!" Sometimes you have to tell a skank off, other times that b*tch best be "removed!"

Also, Michelle has told the author to "Get a life!" I guess she won't be attending any book signings.

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Barack Obama Was Black Before the Election?

Always the charismatic, sexy joker, President Barack Obama addressed former President Jimmy Carter's comments about Americans being racist toward Barack.

Barack said that he was actually black before the election. Then David asks him how long he's been black, and it's pretty hilarious.

As an African-American, I can say that Barack must know that some of the venom directed toward him is because of his ethnicity, but he's not dumb enough to say so publicly. White people put Barack Obama in office. He wouldn't be there without the votes from all races, so he's not going to ostracize his supporters by making generalized statements about an entire race.

Well done, Barack!


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Listen to Barack Obama's Audio Interview: 'Kanye West is a Jackass!'

I lied. The Kanye West and Taylor Swift story isn't over yet. TMZ got its hands on the audio of Barack Obama saying that Kanye's a you-know-what.

Immediately after Barack insults Kanye, the crowd laughs and Barack tries to backtrack, saying, "Nooo. Nooo. I'm assuming all of this. Where's the pool? Cut the president some slack!"

I dunno about you, but I think Mr. President just got himself some new fans.


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Barack Obama: 'Kanye West is a Jackass!'

Barack Obama said that Kanye West is a jackass. The President of the United States, yes, I typed out Barack's title for emphasis, was conducting an interview with ABC reporter Terry Moran when Moran tweeted:

"Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a "jackass" for his outburst at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT'S presidential."

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The White House did not respond to the off-the-record leak from Terry, but his Tweet was immediately deleted. ABC issued a statement, saying:

"ABC News employees prematurely Tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview."

I love it! This story made my night last night when I heard about it on Twitter. I also love that "jackass" is a kinder way of saying "f*cking a*shole." I don't use it at all, but whenever I hear "jackass" being used, that's what I take it as.

Hey Kanye, George Bush doesn't care about black people and Barack Obama doesn't care about jackasses. Sucks to be you.

Quote Me Of The Day: Malin Akerman

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Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too... Have you seen his hands? I'm sorry, but I'm a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice."

Malin Akerman isn't being totally serious, but she does have a huge crush on Barack Obama. Watch out Malin, or Michelle Obama and her guns for arms will pound your ass in the ground. Nothing's hotter than a good cat fight between chicks with great hair.

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Joe Wilson Tells Barack Obama 'You Lie!'

Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina is receiving a lot of attention for his outburst last night during the President's speech to Congress.

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After Barack Obama said that his health care reform bill would not provide health coverage to illegal immigrants, Joe Wilson yelled out, "You lie!"

Uh, okay. That's maturity at its best. Joe's b*tch a*s behavior prompted Sen. John McCain to say that what Joe did was "totally disrespectful" and he demanded that Wilson apologize to Mr. President.

Joe has apologized. What a dork.


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Happy Birthday Mr. President!

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Mr. President. Happy birthday to you!

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President Barack Obama turned 48 today and damn does he look good for his age! He also shares his birth date with veteran White House correspondent Helen Thomas, who turned 89.

How sweet is he for surprising her with cupcakes during today's White House briefing when it's his day! That may have been just what he needed to do to keep Helen from asking tough questions on his birthday. She can be a hardcore b*tch!

Barack Obama Wears Mom Jeans

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"Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry — I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20."

How bad is it that President Barack Obama has to defend the jeans he wears? I will agree that they are a bit on the short side and a little out dated. They kinda remind me of early 90s Guess Jeans, which were a bit baggy in the butt and legs.

Barack Obama Checks Out Woman's Butt

Michelle Obama has got a very large derriere, and that's how Mr. President likes it. 

Barack Obama Stares at Woman

Barack Obama was at the G8 Summit in L'Aquila, Italy, yesterday when he had to do a double take on dat a*s.

One of the things I love most about this pic is that the woman really looks like Beyonce and I haven't seen any pictures of what this woman's face looks like? Hmmm..... Kidding. Beyonce's butt isn't that big. This picture also made me wonder if Barack will pull a Bill Clinton one day? I already called it. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

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