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President Barack Obama Will Not Release Osama bin Laden Death Photos

In an interview for this Sunday's "60 Minutes," President Barack Obama says he will not release the death photos of Osama bin Laden. Justice may have been served, but we're not going to see it.

President Barack Obama Talking

President Obama says he believes it's too much of a risk to release a picture of Osama's dead, lifeless body and would only fuel anger in the Middle East.

"The risks of release outweigh the benefits. Conspiracy theorists around the world will just claim the photos are doctored anyway, and there is a real risk that releasing the photos will only serve to inflame public opinion in the Middle East."

"Imagine how the American people would react if Al Qaeda killed one of our troops or military leaders, and put photos of the body on the internet. Osama bin Laden is not a trophy - he is dead and let's now focus on continuing the fight until Al Qaida has been eliminated."

Didn't al Qaeda kill some of our soldiers and post video of their bodies on the Internet a few years ago? I understand it shouldn't be an eye for an eye, but I think the photo should be released. If they don't want to show the pictures, maybe they could release a couple of still images of Osama during the raid, before he was killed. An extremely gruesome photo of Osama doesn't compare to what we watched unfold live in front of our eyes on 9/11.

Donald Trump: "I Personally Congratulate Barack Obama on a Job Very Well Done"

Donald Trump frequently calls everyone but himself "A DISASTER" but it looks like he has dug his own grave and his publicity campaign has backfired. Who's "The worst president in the history of the United States" now?!

Trump claimed that Barack wasn't born in the States, then Barack released his birth certificate. He has also said that Obama wasn't smart enough to get into an Ivy League school and he doesn't believe that Barack wrote his books.

Donald Trump on the podium

The Donald was forced to be humble for a few seconds to congratulate President Obama and the military after Osama Bin Laden was killed.

Trump tweeted: "I want to personally congratulate President Obama and the men and women of the Armed Forces for a job very well done.I am so proud to see Americans standing shoulder to shoulder, waving the American flag in celebration of this great victory. We should spend the next several days not debating party politics, but in remembrance of those who lost their lives on 9/11 and those fighting for our freedom. God Bless America."

Donald needs a few days to refuel and think of his next tactic to discredit Obama. Poor Trump also doesn't want to be humiliated any more than he was at the roast so he's basically begging us to stop making him a walking punchline. We'll stop making fun of Donny when he stops giving us material.

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Fox News Reports "Obama Bin Laden Dead"

I feel bad saying this, but as an African-American, I can't even get upset at Fox News for this. Not only is anger exhausting, the network is so predictable. Fox News goes out of its way to be racist, inaccurate and offensive.

Obama Bin Laden Fox News

The network once called Michele Obama, who had two children after getting married, Barack's "Baby Mama," and regularly posts inaccurate and sensationalized updates like the one above. This is not a typo. The "S" key and the "B" key are several keys apart. One would never type "Obama" in replacement of "Osama," but Fox did. Is this the best y'all can do?! Well bust out those impressive white boy moves and throw yourselves a party cause it's time for you bigots to rejoice!

Barack Obama Roasts Donald Trump at White House Correspondents' Dinner

Donald Trump sat in the audience at the 2011 White House Coorespondents' Dinner blushing and looking like an idiot as everyone around him laughed at his expense.

Oh how the tables have turned! President Barack Obama was able to give Trump much more attention than he deserved as he mocked the angry and uneducated reality TV star. Barack Obama was charismatic, charming, and handsome, per usual. Seth Meyers also ripped Donald a new one. In case you didn't watch the broadcast, we highly suggest that you check these out!


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Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

Al-Qaida mastermind Osama bin Laden is dead and the United States has his body, a person familiar with the developments says.

Barack Obama Speaking

President Barack Obama is expected to make that announcement from the White House late Sunday night.

According to Washington Post the person spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak ahead of the president.

The President is expected to make an announcement any moment.

RACIST Donald Trump Doesn't Like Being Called a Racist

Pasty bigot @sshole Donald Trump has responded to CBS' "Face the Nation" host Bob Schieffer. Yesterday, Schieffer had the balls to say that Donald Trump is a racist, but unless one is draped in KKK garb 24 hours/day, most racists, especially public figures, deny that they're the scum of the earth.

Reacting to Trump's insinuation that President Barack Obama may not have had the grades to get into Harvard. Schieffer said, "That's just code for saying he got into law school because he's black. This is an ugly strain of racism that's running through this whole thing."

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Donny could never attend any Ivy League school because he's stupid, and the narcissist eloquently denied this allegation and made his rebuttal personal, saying: "That is a terrible statement for a newscaster to make.  I am the last person that such a thing should be said about." Yes, the truth is "terrible." Trump, however, is not.

And why is he "the last person" that we should call a racist? Probably because he's The Donald. How dare us!

Trump continued: "Affirmative action is out there. It's a program that is available. But I have no idea whether it applies in this case.  I'm not suggesting anything." Trump would not say if he supports or opposes affirmative action. But he's clearly trying to douse the flames he ignited, by saying, "Grades are the least important aspect of somebody being president.  It's not a big subject for me."

Ya know what? The only thing worse than being a racist or a flip-flopper is being a racist flip-flopper! Now that Trump caught some heat, he claims that grades are "not a big subject" and "the least important aspect of somebody being president." Then WTF was he talking about yesterday? I don't speak Racist Asshole. Can someone get Mel Gibson to translate for us?!

Barack Obama Birth Certificate Released

Here it is folks, the most talked about highly anticipated birth certificate in the history of all birth certificates! The White House has posted a document on their website showing President Barack Obama's long-form birth certificate, so hopefully the 'birther' nuts will calm the hell down.

Barack Obama Birth Certificate Picture

In response to the document being released, President Obama said they don't have time for this kind of silliness and he's been "puzzled at the degree to which this (story) just kept on going." He said normally he wouldn't comment on something as ridiculous as this, but it has become a distraction and is getting in the way of bigger problems that are going on.

"We're not going to be able to (meet those challenges) if we spend time vilifying each other. We're not going to be able to do it if we just make stuff up and pretend that facts are not facts. We're not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers."

I hope we can put this birth certificate baby to bed, but now we'll have a new wave of wack jobs claiming the document is fake.

Donald Trump Calls President Obama "A Terrible Student"

Racist, elitist, jealous egomaniac attention-whore-with-a-small-penis reality TV star Donald Trump alleges that Barack Obama is not smart and did not deserve to attend Ivy League schools. Barack obtained his degrees from Columbia and Harvard.

On Monday, The Donald told The Associated Press: "I heard he was a terrible student, terrible. How does a bad student go to Columbia and then Harvard? I'm thinking about it, I'm looking into it. Let him show his records."

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President Obama earned a Political Science degree from Columbia and graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School. Obama didn't release his college transcripts, which Trump alleges is suspicious. Trump continued: "I have friends who have smart sons with great marks, great boards, great everything and they can't get into Harvard. We don't know a thing about this guy."

Donald is obsessed with Barack Obama and obsession is never healthy. We hope Trump runs for President because he doesn't know sh!t about politics and becomes upset whenever he's asked to answer a question that he doesn't know the answer to, which is pretty much every single question!

Trump is the only one looking stupid here. Donald wishes he had Barack's intellect and charisma, instead the best he can do is look awkward on television, flashing his gut and hands around trying to convince us that he's Jesus Christ incarnate.

Sidenote: Donald was supposed to appear on Oprah again for a makeover. Oprah and Barack are close friends. We're guessing that appearance has since been canceled.

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Mark Zuckerberg Hangs With Obama

It only took Mark Zuckerberg a few years to go from anonymous Harvard nerd to world-famous billionaire. Now he's reached a new level of celebrity usually reserved for Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks and people who get trapped in mines: He got to have dinner with a sitting president. If you're keeping track at home that's kick in the dick number 400, for the guys who say Zuck stole their idea.

Mark Zuckerberg and Barack Obama

President Obama hosted a dinner for tech giants last night and it was attended by such big-name billionaires as Steve Jobs and the guy who brushes the lint off Steve Jobs' turtlenecks (he's very well paid). Naturally, the Zuck was the youngest guy in the room by a couple decades and he no doubt won Barack over with his trademark wit and easy charm. I'm kidding. He's still a nerd. He should have just paid Jesse Eisenberg to show up in his place.

Because he's actually slightly younger than I am, I forget how wealthy and powerful Mark is. I should probably stop talking smack before I get my "account deleted," which is the Zuck's code for having someone killed.

Vera Baker and Barack Obama Alleged Affair Scandal Details

If someone with a penis shares a hotel room with someone with a vagina, that means they boned the night away, natch! Well those factors comprise most of the "evidence" that the National Enquirer is using to run a story about President Barack Obama and Vera Baker's alleged affair in 2004.

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The affair took place when Barack checked into a Washington D.C. hotel in 2004. A "security video" could expose him. Expose what exactly? That remains unclear, but it sounds like the security tape will confirm that he stayed at a hotel where Vera paid a visit. 

Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

An anonymous limo driver claims he drove Vera to the hotel where Barack was staying. The driver said that he waited in the lobby while Vera changed, and he found it "a bit odd" that she would be spending the night at the hotel although "she did not have a room."

"About 10:30 p.m., I drove them to the hotel and they went in together! My services for the evening were done. There was absolutely no indication she was going to leave the hotel that night."

The National Enquirer is cute. They broke the John Edwards and Rielle Hunter affair and the Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel story and its staff members' egos have blown up. The Enquirer staff is ready to print, divide couples, and conquer. Sadly they've obtained some credibility at this point, but Vera spent the night with her employer. I personally don't see what's so scandalous about that.