I lied. The Kanye West and Taylor Swift story isn't over yet. TMZ got its hands on the audio of Barack Obama saying that Kanye's a you-know-what.

Immediately after Barack insults Kanye, the crowd laughs and Barack tries to backtrack, saying, "Nooo. Nooo. I'm assuming all of this. Where's the pool? Cut the president some slack!"

I dunno about you, but I think Mr. President just got himself some new fans.

Barack Obama said that Kanye West is a jackass. The President of the United States, yes, I typed out Barack's title for emphasis, was conducting an interview with ABC reporter Terry Moran when Moran tweeted:

"Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a "jackass" for his outburst at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT'S presidential."

The White House did not respond to the off-the-record leak from Terry, but his Tweet was immediately deleted. ABC issued a statement, saying:

"ABC News employees prematurely Tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview."

I love it! This story made my night last night when I heard about it on Twitter. I also love that "jackass" is a kinder way of saying "f*cking a*shole." I don't use it at all, but whenever I hear "jackass" being used, that's what I take it as.

Hey Kanye, George Bush doesn't care about black people and Barack Obama doesn't care about jackasses. Sucks to be you.

Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too... Have you seen his hands? I'm sorry, but I'm a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice."

Malin Akerman isn't being totally serious, but she does have a huge crush on Barack Obama. Watch out Malin, or Michelle Obama and her guns for arms will pound your ass in the ground. Nothing's hotter than a good cat fight between chicks with great hair.

Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina is receiving a lot of attention for his outburst last night during the President's speech to Congress.

After Barack Obama said that his health care reform bill would not provide health coverage to illegal immigrants, Joe Wilson yelled out, "You lie!"

Uh, okay. That's maturity at its best. Joe's b*tch a*s behavior prompted Sen. John McCain to say that what Joe did was "totally disrespectful" and he demanded that Wilson apologize to Mr. President.

Joe has apologized. What a dork.

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Mr. President. Happy birthday to you!

President Barack Obama turned 48 today and damn does he look good for his age! He also shares his birth date with veteran White House correspondent Helen Thomas, who turned 89.

How sweet is he for surprising her with cupcakes during today's White House briefing when it's his day! That may have been just what he needed to do to keep Helen from asking tough questions on his birthday. She can be a hardcore b*tch!

"Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry — I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20."

How bad is it that President Barack Obama has to defend the jeans he wears? I will agree that they are a bit on the short side and a little out dated. They kinda remind me of early 90s Guess Jeans, which were a bit baggy in the butt and legs.

Michelle Obama has got a very large derriere, and that's how Mr. President likes it. 

Barack Obama was at the G8 Summit in L'Aquila, Italy, yesterday when he had to do a double take on dat a*s.

One of the things I love most about this pic is that the woman really looks like Beyonce and I haven't seen any pictures of what this woman's face looks like? Hmmm..... Kidding. Beyonce's butt isn't that big. This picture also made me wonder if Barack will pull a Bill Clinton one day? I already called it. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

President Barack Obama has written a letter on fatherhood for Parade magazine. It's really touching!

I also really enjoy how accessible and candid Mr. President is. He just puts it all out there. It's never easy to share your most intimate thoughts with anyone, let alone the world. But Barack's daughters inspire him that much. Here's an excerpt of what Barack Obama wrote in this Sunday's Parade magazine issue.

As the father of two young girls who have shown such poise, humor, and patience in the unconventional life into which they have been thrust, I mark this Father’s Day—our first in the White House—with a deep sense of gratitude.

I observe this Father’s Day not just as a father grateful to be present in my daughters’ lives but also as a son who grew up without a father in my own life. My father left my family when I was 2 years old, and I knew him mainly from the letters he wrote and the stories my family told.

And while I was lucky to have two wonderful grandparents who poured everything they had into helping my mother raise my sister and me, I still felt the weight of his absence throughout my childhood.

Barack Obama spoke with Newsweek about his daughters Sasha and Malia Obama and how they're adjusting to their new digs and gigs. Heh.

Barack says that Michelle Obama has done a great job with the girls and they're "happy and normal." Barack also likes being President, cause he knows his daughters will be protected when they go out on dates.

"And dating I think will be an issue because I have men with guns surrounding them at all times," he said, laughing, "which I'm perfectly happy with, but they may feel differently about it."

"The nice thing is that, partly because of temperament, partly because of Michelle Obama's unbelievable parenting skills, I've just got some happy, normal kids. And all that stuff that's going on around them, they just kind of miss. We have not seen any effects, any fishbowl effects, yet on them."

Barack has nothing to worry about. First of all, the girls won't have many boys to choose from simply because everyone will be too intimidated. Second, you best treat the President's daughters right unless you wanna deal with the reprucussions, whatever those may be. It's doubtful that any idiot would wanna find out.

Fergie croaked out the National Anthem for the Obamas Easter egg hunt at the White House. I hate to take it there - but Fergie was trying to sound black and she sounds awful.

She is a soulful powerhouse but she sounds like she's reaching. She's all kinds of pitchy and me thinks that this was painful to listen to. Fergie Ferg also desperately needs to do something with that animal she's walking around with on her head. Tame the beast.

The White House's traditional Easter Egg Roll is expected to draw a crowd of nearly 30,000. Festivities kicked off this morning with hundreds of kids hunting for eggs on the South Lawn.

Fergie will make attendees' ears bleed again as she performs a free concert with Ziggy Marley, Steve Songs, Imagination Movers, Jessica Jarrell and more. Celebrities are also scheduled to appear and Michelle will be reading passages from children's tales on the storytime stage.