Obviously, Kate Middleton will be spending the holidays with her new husband and his royal family. Because it's her first Christmas away from home, the Queen mum and company have made an exception to their usual "royalty only" policy and will permit Kate's sister, Pippa Middleton, to join her at Buckingham Palace.

Not only will Pippa be around on the big day to unwrap the royal presents and get drunk on the royal egg nog, she'll also join Will and Kate on Boxing Day (the day after Christmas) for the family's annual pheasant hunt, which is apparently a big deal. In the past, the hunt was only open to members of the Royal Family and their spouses, plus the sight of Pippa firing a rifle should be incredibly hot.

The British tabloids are also all a twitter over the fact that Pippa and Prince Harry will be spending the night under the same roof. I'd add to the speculation that they'll end up doin' the royal nasty, but I seriously doubt they'll have the energy, as between the two of them, they've already been romantically linked to half the population of England. Plus, I doubt knowing that his grandmother is sleeping down the hall will put Harry in the mood.

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Prince Harry just spent the past two months in Southern California and Arizona, but shortly after touching down in England, he hooked up with Chelsy Davy, 26.

The two actually crossed paths at a memorial for Henry Van Straubenzee, a good friend of Prince William and Harry's who died in a car crash at age 18 in 2002.

Chelsy and Harry left the memorial separately but met up at the Brompton Club in London.

Prince Harry is taking his sexy self back to England. He left the States today after completing nearly two months of "military training," Prince Harry style! The redhead partied it up in San Diego, Arizona, Las Vegas and Los Angeles while he was here.

Harry left yesterday. He was here for Apache helicopter training, but he clearly acted like a local the entire time he was in America.

Prince Harry shopped at Wal-mart, ate pizza and tacos, rode a rented Harley-Davidson through the desert, enjoyed VIP treatment at Universal Studios in Hollywood and more.

He has more training to complete once he's settled back home in London. Hopefully he'll return to soCal soon.

Prince Harry may claim to be in the States for "military training," but we all know the real reason he's here - to party and get it in thousands of miles from the scrutiny of the royal family and the British tabloids. He's kept pretty quiet thus far, but according to People magazine, the Ginger Prince took full advantage of his newfound freedom in Vegas over the weekend.

Witnesses say Harry drank, gambled, and generally got wild during his Saturday night on the Strip, at one point even playfully jumping on members of his security team and crawling around the dance floor on his knees.

But in keeping with his reputation, Harry's main focus of the night was the ladies, actually...one lady in particular. "Harry appeared to be honed in on one fellow clubgoer in particular: a blonde woman dressed in a cream blouse and knee-high black skirt," People reports. After probably offering to make her the new Duchess of Gingerwang, Harry "danced seductively with her, with his hands around her waist and zero daylight visible between their bodies." I hope Harry takes lots of pictures on nights like this and texts them to his brother with messages like, "Hope you enjoyed that wedding. This is how I'm livin', bro. Tally-ho!" 

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After spending a month in San Diego, Prince Harry has moved to Gila Bend, Ariz for the final two months of his Apache helicopter training. Attention whore mayor Ron Henry is already concerned about Prince Harry's extracurricular activities.

"There are probably some fathers here in Gila Bend who would go to extremes to protect their daughters," Henry told the Daily Mail.

He continued "We have some very pretty girls here. Some of the dads won't take too kindly to a Prince fornicating the night away and drinking into the small hours."

The Mayor says that Gila Bend is a very quiet town "with a lot of good Christian people." He adds "This isn't a party town."

Do you know any saving-myself-until-marriage chick who wouldn't drop her panties for Prince Harry?! Henry gave some funny quotes, but it's not that serious. It's not like the Prince has never traveled before. He knows how to smash and dash properly. He'll actually call you the next day because he's a gentleman, and then he'll change his number.

Prince Harry may be royalty and lives the high class lifestyle, but he knows the good stuff when he sees it, just like us. While in California for helicopter training, Prince Harry has lived the simple life like us common folks.

A source revealed to Us Weekly that Prince Harry indulged in some yummy tacos from a food stand outside of a bar while doing some bar hopping. He has also enjoyed a greasy $6.45 bacon and eggs breakfast at Pipes Cafe in Cardiff-by-the-Sea, but the last revelation is the best... Harry did his own shopping at a nearby Walmart and loaded his cart with Coke, pizza, bananas and beer.

If he keeps going this rate, we'll hear about him using his Speedway perks card to score a free 32 oz. drink and a hot dog. Prince Harry is my kind of people!

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Jessica Donaldson, 28, denies hooking up with Prince Harry. Photos of Prince Harry and Jessica hanging out in Northern San Diego surfaced, but Jessica, who has a boyfriend of three years, insists that it was all innocent.

People reports that photos of the couple embracing surfaced, but despite tabloid reports, they didn't kiss.

Jessica's boyfriend says that Harry simply "leaned in to talk to her" and a photo was snapped at a time when their angles made it looked like they smooched.

Jess met Prince Harry on Ocb. 7 in downtown San Diego and she works as a cocktail waitress.

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Prince Harry was supposed to be doing Apache training in California, but he had dinner in Coronado, San Diego, he partied rooftop in Downtown on Saturday, he dried off some slut named Lindsay with his towel the same night, and he possibly hit that on Sunday.

People magazine reports that Prince Harry was watching an English rubby match at San Diego's Andaz hotel on Friday, when he noticed that someone tossed a chick, fully clothed, into the pool.

Lindsay Swagerty says, “Prince Harry was the first to notice me when I got out and he wrapped his towel around me to keep me warm. It was such a gentlemanly thing to do.”

But that's not all! Lindsay and her friends met up with Harry and his friends "for beer and shots," the next night. Lindsay said: “He is probably the most charming man I’ll ever meet.”

I think that Prince Harry needs to GTFO of Southern California immediately cause I'm gettin' jealous.

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Unlike generations before them, the modern royals seem to love spending time in the good ol' US of A. Prince William and Kate Middleton toured the States soon after getting married and now Will's newly-single brother, Prince Harry, is taking a crack at the West Coast. Ladies of California, you've been warned.

Capt. Harry Wales, as he's known in the military, arrived in El Centro, CA this morning, where he will begin an intensive two-month Apache helicopter flight training program. After a month in Cali, Harry will head to southern Arizona to complete the rest of his training. At the end of his two months in the US, Harry will be fully licensed to fly in combat, and, as a Buckingham palace spokesman says, "Harry will be assigned to an Apache squadron and the issue of deployment will rest with the Ministry of Defense." Meaning, of course, that he could end up on the frontline, though frankly that seems unlikely.

For now, however, Harry is free to enjoy the Southwest and it's lovely weather (which has gotta be a welcome change from London in October). Sure, he's in a military training program, but life is a little different for the royals. Harry travels with a full entourage including a "support staff" to meet his needs. It's good to be the prince.