Now this sounds like a party. Prince William's younger and infinitely cooler brother Prince Harry, is said to be planning a drunken morning-after celebration for anyone left standing after the Royal Wedding reception. 

Naturally, the bride and groom will be off playing house by the time the real festivities started, but the royal black sheep is said to be coordinating a full-on banger for anyone who can keep up with him. London's Daily Mail reports, "Three of the State Rooms at Buckingham Palace will be converted into a nightclub on the night of the wedding and Harry, who is best man, has organized for the DJ to play into the early hours, while caterers have been briefed to prepare bacon sandwiches and fry-ups for those guests who make it to the end of the night."

The reception starts at 7 pm, with Harry's party scheduled to begin about 12 hours later. Drinking from 7 pm til dawn? That's the life. Is it too late for me to become royalty? 

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When you're famous, people scrutinize your every move. When you're a royal, people literally examine every hair on your damn head. So maybe that's why British tabloids, and others, are speculating that the reason Prince William finally broke down and proposed to Kate Middleton after 8 years of dating is because dude has the hairline of a young Uncle Fester. Or, maybe they're saying it because Will has already shown himself to be hyper-sensitive about the world seeing his 28 year-old scalp and until recently he seemed like he'd gladly drop Kate like a bad habit if royals were still allowed to rock those uber-fruity powdered wigs like in the gay old days. You be the judge...

I know the theory that Will is about to make his 8-on-a-good-day girlfriend into a friggin' princess just because he's showing a little skin up top might sound ridiculous at first, but it's already been suggested by such trashy tabloid rags as The New York Times, which wrote yesterday, "Of all the details surrounding Prince William's April marriage to his longtime girlfriend, Kate Middleton, few seem to have garnered as much attention as his rapidly receding hairline." Couple that with the famous 2009 interview in which Prince Willy snapped at his younger brother (and awesomely called him a "ginger") for bringing up big bro's baldness, and it's clear that Will is less than cool with the idea of showing his royal crown at such a young age.

Now, you might be thinking, "We all have aspects of our physical appearance that we're none too happy with. That doesn't mean we marry the nearest piece of @ss to feel better about it." To which I say, "You're thinking like a bloody commoner, mate!" The Royal Family basically exists for no other reason than to look good and make people jealous. A royal wedding is a media event that makes the Super Bowl look like the Lower Oakland Roller Derby Finals. If you had an event like that hanging over your head since the day you were born, don't you think you might try to get on with it before you risked blinding the world with the glare from your kingly chrome dome? Even if the chick you were getting hitched to was a no-breasted two-face who you might need a hearty dose of the royal mead in order to get down with, it would sure beat the alternative of having your world famous wedding photos look like a Rogaine ad.

Prince William and Kate might look like a perfect couple in photo spreads, but so did Will's folks, and we all know how that turned out. I'm not saying baldness necessarily leads to divorce, premature death, international strife, and apocalyptic nuclear conflict between the British and the hair-loving people of North Korea...but it can't help.

Real Housewives of D.C. star Catherine Ommaney allegedly had a relationship with Prince Harry when she lived in her native London in 2007. Catherine's former nanny Monica Herrero, who is probably out of work and needing cash, told Radar Online when Catherine was happy, she would share things with her like what happened with Prince Harry.

"She would show me messages that he sent her, and she said that he wanted to take her hand and travel around the world."

"While I was living with Catherine a chauffeur came for her twice. Her daughters would tell me, 'This is the car that Prince Harry sends for mummy.'"

Catherine apparently formed enough of a friendship with her nanny to talk to her about the times she swapped spit with Prince Harry.

She said: "He was holding me off the floor, kissing me. I was absolutely speechless. I was against the wall, and he literally lifted me off the floor and gave me a lovely kiss which I was stunned by. It was a lovely kiss... Afterwards I didn't say anything. I was genuinely, completely blown away."

This may technically be an affair because Harry was romantically linked to Chelsea Davy at that time, and the couple officially ended their relationship this year.

Catherine is 13 years older than Harry, so he must like his women aged like a fine wine. She was his Mrs. Robinson. Atta boy, Harry!

Following in his mother's philanthropic footsteps, Prince Harry visited Barbados to raise money for his charity and for the victims of the Haiti earthquake.

The 6'4 British cutie has raised $1 million for Haiti relief! Very impressive. Prince Harry danced on stage and he was such a good sport about it. He's adorable and I just love him, can you tell?

On a sidenote, I need to stop dating foreign men cause it makes me have issues with their native country when jizz hits the fan. I'm currently dating a British guy who's in the dog house right now. So I saw these pictures of Prince Harry and heard his accent on The Today Show and I was like UGH! I'm not visiting Great Britain anytime soon. Boo! Hiss! The same applies to sports teams. If I don't like someone, I hate their team forever. The same applies to names. If someone does me wrong, even if he has a very popular name, I hate everyone else with that name forever. Sometimes my taboo list even extends to the first letter of first names because that is how logic works, all! My dating pool gets smaller by the fling, but there's always plenty of room preserved for Prince Harry. Chelsy Davy, go away.

Princes can't exist without princesses, right? Excuse my cheddar, I'm just at a loss of words when it comes to Prince William and Prince Harry. Their royal peen could attract any holes on the planet, yet they cling to their mildly attractive women like crabs to Paris Hilton's vadge. But I digress.

Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy's f*ckship is on again after the two split in January.

Over the weekend. the pair, who have been quietly seeing each other for several weeks, were out in London's trendy Notting Hill district. Both have been linked with other partners since they parted in January... they have gradually been spending more time together.

Harry also passed his helicopter piloting exams and will now relocate to a base nearer to London, where Chelsy lives. These two seem to be the real deal.

Director Peter Kosminsky is considering casting Edward Cullen as Prince Harry in The Spare, a British royal family biopic. Twilight's Robert Pattinson is being considered for the major role.

If Peter has such compassion for the motherless eligible bachelor, then he should do him justice by not casting Patsy as Prince Harry. I'd love for some unknown breakout actor, who would be much more believable, to score the role. Choosing Robert is like casting Oprah Winfrey as Amber Rose. Not exactly very convincing.

After going out for almost five years and spending two months away from each other, Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy could not stay away from each other.

They're together again.

On Friday night Harry and Chelsy were being affectionate while at a party in South London and no one even knew about it! Harry wore a long, black wig so he could be incogfug and it worked.

"It's a bit of an anything goes sort of place - but the fact that people kept on going up to Chelsy to ask about Harry with him standing right next to her was absolutely hilarious. Unbelievably, though, they just didn't notice him at all."

I think the Brits do it way different. I couldn't see an American prince sticking to his ho for so long, at Harry's ripe age, if he were in the States. All the drugs over there must be laced with E.

Congrats, kids!

Three weeks after taking an island vacay, Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy have split. This is their third break-up!

"It's for good this time. Both think it's for the best. There's no hard feelings. They split about 10 days ago. It wasn't over other girls or infidelity."

According to Britain's Daily Mail, she was no longer willing to "put up with his lifestyle" and "time spent apart." The British heir, 24, began training last week to become an Army Air Corps helicopter pilot; Davy, 23, is a post-graduate student at Leeds University.

When two people in their teens begin dating and it actually lasts for years, I am amazed. Then throw in the fact that you're an heir to the throne and you house one of the most precious jewels between your legs, I really don't know how it lasts.

I am impressed with both of them and I wish them each all the best. If you don't have stars in your eyes shortly after a sexy vacation, then it's seriously time to end things. They did the right thing.

Prince Harry's hawtness is effortless. He'd dickmatize you after only one night, but it would be so worth it.

Always the gentleman, Prince Harry leads ladylove Chelsy Davy through the crowd outside London's Boujis nightclub Thursday, after a posh night out together.

Kate is workin' it! I'm into her whole look. The pearl bracelet, the heels, the outfit, the purse. She looks great! And don't even get me started on the smokin' hot 6'4 Prince Harry. Yum.

Kate Middleton took one step closer into the inner royal circle Monday, when she watched proudly as her boyfriend, Prince William, celebrated a distinguished honor from his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II: being installed as a knight.

For William, the ceremony served as an early 26th birthday gift (his actual birthday is June 21). But for his girlfriend of about six years, it was another first to be included in so grand an occasion.

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