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Prince Harry has been ordered by his army bosses to enroll in equality and diversity lessons.The sessions are the disciplinary actions assigned after the third in line to the crown was caught on video referring to a fellow solder as a "Paki."

The news also comes a day after it was reported that Harry, 24, told a comedian, "You don't sound like a black chap."

On Thursday, comic Stephen K. Amos, the target of Harry's "black chap" remark at Prince Charles's 60th birthday party in November, said there were no hard feelings towards Harry and he (Amos) had not taken offense.

"As a comedian it is my job to find the funny. I was honored to be asked to perform at the 60th birthday comedy event for Prince Charles," said Amos. "I do not believe Prince Harry was racist to me."

He added, "I am more than happy to contribute to the debate surrounding race relations, but I will not allow comments taken out of context to obscure the real issues."

The army course in diversity will take place soon.

Alright alright alright, before I can get offended, I had to find out what "chap" means exactly. According to the Urban Dictionary, it can mean a lot of things. I don't think Prince Harry was being racist, he thought he was giving a compliment. His ass deserves some diversity training though. This is good.

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The News of the World is on a mission to destroy anyone they choose to. This time around Prince Harry is their target and they've posted a video of "Prince Harry's racist outbursts on video!"

Basically Prince Harry calls one of his Asian Friends "our little Paki friend," tells an officer who's wearing a camouflage veil on his head, "Fuck me, you look like a raghead," and pretends to be on a phone call with the Queen and ends the call by saying, "Send my love to the corgis. I've got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You . . . yeah, that's great." News of the World says he's mocking the queen, natch. And that he's Racist! Gulp.

... My fave part of the video is at the end when Prince Harry confirms that he has ginger pubic hair. It's an epic moment in indie cinematic film. And who else really wants to see them pubes? Rumor has it that Prince Harry is more hung than his bro, William. This is what reporters should be focusing on...

Back to this blown up "scandal" that has infuriated the Equality and Human Rights Commission... In response, Clarence House issued the following statement,

"Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can beâ€"and is extremely sorry for any offence his words might cause. However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon There is no question that Prince Harry was in any way seeking to insult his friend. Prince Harry is using the term ‘raghead' to mean Taliban."

I wasn't offended by Prince Harry's statements at all. He was joking. And bored. And he didn't say anything offense, at least that's what me thinks. Why the tape cuts out after Prince Harry says he has ginger pubes is what folks should be concerned with. What if he whipped it out next?! Where are your priorities, people? Priorities.

I like Prince William's penis because there's something to work with. He's got some thickness going on. Prince William didn't mean to be showing us what he workin' wit, but the royal was at a polo match when he wanted to leak that shiz. The paps took some pictures, from probably like 1/4th of a mile away, and they got us these beauties. The paps are good for sumthin.

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Sidenote: Why is Prince William giving his cock the deuce?

Prince Harry and Prince William at the Quantum of Solace premiere last night in London

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I wanna know what they're talkin' bout!!!Went down like this:

Prince William spotted Xtina, walked over to her and sat his royal arse down. The two were sitting closely, "flirting" like crazy and they exchanged digits.

Then the infested heiress came up, sitting down unannounced. At that point Prince Harry left the table. He wants to have kids someday, doesn't wanna go sterile. Paris sitting her skank ass down apparently upset Xtina but she didn't wanna go ghetto in front of rotalty. Paris and William also exchanged numbers and were friendly.

Think about it, who did Prince William approach first? The one without the diseases. Paris' wonk also influenced the prince's preference.

The wonk is scary business. You dunno whether you should look directly at it, take a quick glimpse then focus on sumthin else, twitch, tell her to fix it, or try to see if its eyelid moves at the same pace of her normal eye. It's work figuring out what to do when you're talking to someone with a fugged up eye. There's a lot that must be figured out first before any attempts should be made, proceeding only if you're exercising proper precautionary steps and have quick reflex reactions.

Christina's bat boy was also in the club. Poor thing is just like a backdrop, effing scenery when Christina wants to talk to other, more attractive people within the same venues.

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Kate is workin' it! I'm into her whole look. The pearl bracelet, the heels, the outfit, the purse. She looks great! And don't even get me started on the smokin' hot 6'4 Prince Harry. Yum.

Kate Middleton took one step closer into the inner royal circle Monday, when she watched proudly as her boyfriend, Prince William, celebrated a distinguished honor from his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II: being installed as a knight.

For William, the ceremony served as an early 26th birthday gift (his actual birthday is June 21). But for his girlfriend of about six years, it was another first to be included in so grand an occasion.

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I see some good bulge down there.

A day after taking his first solo flight, Prince William looks every bit the top gun Thursday at the RAF Cranwell training school in Lincolnshire, England.

Even if he's wearing a cup, he shouldn't look that swollen, right? Actually, I don't care if he stuffed or if that's just thick padding. A slut can dream.

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Chelsy Davy dumped her royalty, Prince Harry, when she found sexy text messages on his phone.

"It started when Chelsy overheard Harry having a whispered conversation with a girl. Later she stole a look at his mobile while he wasn't looking and found the text messages that really upset her.The argument deepened when Harry continued to go to the Rugby World Cup final â€" even though Chelsy knew that the girl in question would probably be there."

So who's the lucky girl who wants to ride, and probably already has?

I go back and forth. Sometimes I think Prince William is hotter, sometimes I think Prince Harry is hotter? If given the chance, I don't know who I'd let screw me first. That's after I already banged their brains out, though, of course.

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After England lost in the World Cup's rugby match, the princes decided to go boozin' anyway. That's how the royals do.

And how funny are those chicks in background's expressions.rad report

Don't try this at home. These are the shocking pictures that show Prince Harry inhaling vodka through his nose in a drinking game medical experts warn could KILL.

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These pictures are taken from a video of Harry's holiday in Namibia and will bring fresh shame on the boozed-up royal.

In the video, pals cheer loudly as Harry slugs a bottle cap of vodka, swills it around his mouth, spits it back into the cap and then snorts it up his nose. Seconds later, Harryâ€"a 2nd Lieutenant in the Blue and Royals â€"closes his eyes and shakes his head as the alcohol, shooting straight into his bloodstream, takes effect.

Experts on drink abuse have warned that the game is potentially deadly.

Professor Ian Gilmore, president of the Royal College of Physicians, said: "There are all sorts of additives that could cause an allergic reaction which could damage the lungs, mucus membranes of the nose and trachea. It could kill."

Frank Soodeen from Alcohol Concern added: "By by-passing the liver, you run the risk of inflaming the brain and possibly causing long-term damage. It's a practice to be avoided at all costs. It's very irresponsible."

The video was shot as Harry enjoyed a four-day canoe trip with girlfriend Chelsy Davy and more than 20 pals on the Orange River in Namibia last November. The damaging footage will fuel speculation that 23-year-old Harry's drinking is out of control. The prince was pictured falling over outside a Mayfair club in April and drunkenly partying with Canadian bar girls in June.

A royal source said of the vodka-snorting: "Everyone knows Harry likes a drink but this could have caused him serious damage."

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