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Is Kate Middleton Pregnant?

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:51:33 EST

Kate Middleton and Prince William sampled foods from UNICEF aid packages to be sent out to East African countries suffering from famine. The Duke and Duchess were in Denmark on Wednesday for the event.

But when Kate was supposed to sample a peanut paste, which William sampled, her refusal raised suspicions.

Kate politely refused -- and reportedly gave her husband of six months a knowing look. Doctors have frequently recommended pregnant women avoid peanuts and peanut byproducts to prevent the development of allergies in their babies-to-be.

The Palace "went out of their way to stress that she has no nut allergy whatsoever," a royal editor for The Sun told ABC News.

So I guess we'll have a cute new heir next year! I'm just gonna assume that Catherine is pregnant. Along with Beyonce and Jay-Z, Kate and William are the only other celebrity couple I can think of that waited a decade to reproduce. It's like they wanted to get all the good sex out the way first before a baby starts f*cking with their marathon sex.

Congrats?!

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Prince William Wants Pippa Middleton to Move In with Him and Kate

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:27:44 EST

The Royals technically don’t live in a castle, but things sure must get lonely in their tiny (no, wait, still large-@ss) “cottage” because Prince William is begging Kate’s sister, Pippa Middleton, to move in with them. And, no, it’s not because his threesome dreams involve being the filling of a sister sandwich!

According to Life & Style, the Prince thinks Kate needs both company and supervision--lest she turn into his mother.

“Pippa recently spent time with Kate in Wales, and William is relieved because Pippa will be able to keep an eye on her sister and make sure she eats and takes care of herself!"

William reportedly doesn't want to live like his mother did. "The last thing William and the Palace want is a repeat of the Princess Diana early years, when she felt cut off, lost, isolated and lonely.”

Kate and Pippa supposedly “can’t wait” for to move in together, but the situation still seems pretty weird to me. Nobody wants to be the third wheel and I worry for Pippa. How can she bring a random f**kbuddy over late at night after getting schwasted and not feel the eyes of judgment from Will and Kate, who will probably be drinking tea and admiring their floral wallpaper? Hello, cockblock.

Photo: Wenn

Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William to Open Children's Cancer Center

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:50:11 EST

Duchess Kate and Prince William are opening the new Oak Center for Children and Young People today in Sutton, Surrey. The children's unit, which will be inside The Royal Marsden Hospital, specializes in cancer diagnosis, treatment, research and education.

William will unveil a plaque and Kate Middleton will be meeting hospital staff, donors and fundraisers.

William was appointed President of The Royal Marsden Hospital in May 2007. The position was previously held by his mother, the late Diana, Princess of Wales.

The newly opened Oak Center is one of the largest comprehensive cancer centers in Europe. More than 5000 day patients are treated there every year. William and Kate asked their wedding guests to donate to the Royal Wedding Charitable Gift Fund in lieu of gifts. Donations benefit 26 charities personally chosen by the Duke and Duchess. At least the royal family is good for something other than looking pretty.

Kate Middleton: Pregnant With Twins?

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:32:16 EST

Kate Middleton is allegedly knocked up with twins! That's if you believe everything you read in Star magazine, the same folks who claimed Kate is pregnant and anorexic in a July issue of the mag. The tabloid reports Kate and Prince William found out the exciting baby news exactly 100 days after they tied the knot and William "almost collapsed with joy and relief when Kate called to tell him she was pregnant."

Royal biographer Christopher Wilson tells Star magazine, "Kate was under enormous stress to produce an heir quickly. If she delivers healthy twins, it will be wonderful news."

And it would also make history as they would be the first twins ever born into the British royal family. Good lord Kate is gonna have her hands full if she is actually pregnant with twins. She thought she had a load of media attention now? Wait till she pops out some cute little babies.

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Skinny Kate Middleton Losing Weight Over Stress, Kidnapping Threats

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:16:22 EST

Kate Middleton has allegedly dropped another 5 pounds after her North America tour and the stressing over things like kidnapping threats, and being critiqued by the Queen, are taking their toll on her frail body. Sources say she dropped two dress sizes before the wedding and she's showing "no signs of slowing down now, and the weight is just falling off of her."

She's working out every morning and giving up some of her guilty pleasures like pizza and French bread. There's nothing wrong with working out and eating healthy, even Kate's friends know the girl needs to eat! An insider tells Life & Style when friends see Kate, they try to get her to eat, but she changes the conversation and "makes an excuse like she's eaten already or that she's not hungry."

Even Pippa Middleton is beginning to work and has been calling Kate up to five times a day to check on her and her eating habits. Hubby Prince William has encouraged Kate to take a break from working out and dieting and spending some leisure time on the weekends with Pippa.

William is concerned and doesn't want Kate to get sick. She needs to pack on a few pounds and gain some curves. It seems like every time she makes a public appearance, she looks thinner than she did before. I'm sure she feels pressure to be a perfect Duchess, but that doesn't mean she needs to starve herself over it.

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Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William Are Boring, Have Bad Taste

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:20:40 EST

WTFug is going on here? Kate Middleton and Prince William look like they were plucked right outta the '80s and dropped off in Scotland for a Jordache jeans commercial. Duchess Kate continues to recycle just about everything she wears, and William looks like a dud here. Why the glasses? Why are they looking 40? Why are they making marriage look so boring?!

I think this is why player Prince Harry says he has no plans to get hitched anytime soon. Also: Prince William looks like he may be packin'. Those crown jewels need to be put to good use! Kate doesn't have many months left to get pregnant in order to preserve "200 years of tradition."

Photos: Fame

Duchess Kate and Prince William Will Attend Another Royal Wedding

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 18:45:09 EST

Kate Middleton and Prince William arrived in Edinburgh, Scotland today for Zara Phillips' and Mike Tindall's wedding. "Kate, William, Prince Harry and other members of the royal family are attending a pre-wedding bash aboard the Royal Yacht Britannia Friday night."

So there's a royal yacht?! Jealous.

Zara's mother (Prince Charles' sister) accompanied her daughter and future son-in-law to a church rehearsal. The couple arrived in a Jaguar and they were both wearing jeans.

"Zara hugged Mike's arm before they went their separate ways after the rehearsal."

Zara and Mike will wed tomorrow. The reception will be held at the Palace of Holyroodhouse, one of Queen Elizabeth's official residences.

At first I got all excited when I saw photos of Kate cause I thought she had gained a few ounces, but she still looks underweight.

Congrats to the couple I had never heard of until today!

Photo: Fame

Prince William: Bald Spot Doesn't Bother Jennifer Aniston

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 18:35:45 EST

Prince William's bald spot continues to one-up itself by growing at record speed. The 29 year-old Prince used to have a full head of hair, then before we knew it, we began seeing scalp where a mane should be.

Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Britain's Capital FM radio, where she was asked about William's balding head.

Jenny said: "I think he should just let whatever's happening happen. Don't you? Well, now if we see him with a hair transplant, we're going to be like, 'Oh, he had a hair transplant.'"

Hollywood's famous 'cool chick' just proved her bada*sness with that comment. My thoughts exactly! I think it's somewhat too late for Wills to do something about his hair now. He should have done something in the early stages of all that vanishing.

He's really famous, he's royalty for Christ's sake. If William gets a transplant now, that's seriously something people are going to want to ask him about for the rest of his life. He barely has any hair now, life is easier! No one's going to question William about his balding, because he may have four strands left in 10 years, but if he basically gets a wig, the annoying inquiries would never cease.

Kate Middleton Spent $1500 on Air Freshener

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:10:03 EST

Kate Middleton and Prince William have ended their Royal Tour of North America, which means they can now settle into their new two-bedroom cottage at Kensington Palace and focus on more domestic affairs.

Since they’re royalty, this doesn’t involve scrounging around for free furniture on Craigslist or figuring out that ovens can, in fact, be used for cooking instead of just sweater storage. Instead, their domestic settling-in involves buying air freshener. Lots of it.

According to a source, Kate has spent $1458 on air fresheners and candles by Kelly Hoppen designed to make their humble abode smell perfectly royal and delicious. "Kate is used to a more modern, relaxed environment. She felt [Kensington] had an overriding musty, damp smell, and ordered a six-month supply of her favorite products to override this."

I am completely sympathetic to the debilitating effects of horrible smells (all through elementary school, I refused to get within 10 feet of Play Doh for that very same reason), but, damn, when did air fresheners get so expensive? Hopefully, she thinks it’s a worthy $1.5k investment, because everyone else I know is fine to just Glade ‘plug it in, plug it in.’

Also, how friggin' cute is the photo below?!!! I just couldn't resist.

Photos: Fame

Kate Middleton: The Royal Tour is "Tiring"

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 15:20:09 EST

To all you four-year-old girls of the world--being a princess (okay, duchess) is harder than it looks. Just ask Kate Middleton. It’s not all about wearing a nice dress and looking pretty; it’s hard work that involves wearing nice dresses, looking pretty, and schmoozing with boat loads of people you’ll forget in five minutes.

Our favorite royal couple has been touring North America for about two weeks now and it’s starting to take its toll. Being a royal is tough!

A source close to Kate reveals, “When I spoke with Catherine this morning, she said she is tired and worried about remembering everyone’s names...She said she’s excited for the day though. She goes to bed early, which is good.”

Kate is so lovely and responsible that she’s becoming a geriatric. But it’s nice that she’s keeping a positive attitude and not just throwing down her tiara and heading to a club with six shots of tequila in her system. Though that would be way more entertaining.

Photos: Fame and Wenn