Donald Trump on Anne Hathaway dumping her ex-boyfriend and con artist, Ravioli:
“She hasn’t remained very loyal to him, has she? So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?”
I hate to say I kind of agree with Trump, even though in his case it’s the a-hole calling the butt hole b-hole. Yeah. You’re not supposed to get that “joke” either, cause I don’t get it and I typed it!
Who knows what was going on with Anne’s relationship, but Ravioli spent money on her ass, trying to impress her. I hope she’s had some contact with him at least once after his arrest. It would be just so harsh to never talk to him again when he’s currently locked up with a $21 million bail. He wasted so much time and energy being a fraud when his ho was rich! He should have just gone the Daddy Dude route and spent Anne’s money.
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On her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire Steve Wozniak.
“We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!”
I know this came out on Monday, but it was too good for me to pass up. That’s why he dumped your ass, Kathy, and married someone else! My gawd, I would bang Steve and I think he’s fug as hell. His poo is filled with 4-carat diamonds and his sperm is laced with liquid gold.
“When I’m in really good shape, I like my butt. It’s juicy.”
Bitch, when I’m in shape I don’t just like my butt, I luv it, but I love my abs, thighs and everythang so much more. I feel you, Ali. Glory days.
“It was like, ‘I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to have sex with,’” Martin recalls. “I don’t want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs.”
When asked if he’s met David Beckham before, Marky Mark said:
“No, but that fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house.He added, “I was in the UK for the last week and they don’t want him back there. They said, ‘Keep him over there!’”
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