Quote Me Of The Day (Page 12)

Matt created the H20 Africa Foundation to get water to the people who desperately need it.

On how traveling to Africa changed him:

"I think many of our problems would be solved if people had thick passports. There's just no substitute for actually going and seeing things."

When you're a celebrity, he observes, "you start to feel a level of responsibility to direct attention to things that actually matter more than to silly things like who you're dating."

"The world water crisis is one of the most important public health issues of our time. Clean water can help put people on the first run of the development ladder."

Hollywood doesn't have many celebs who do good for any other reason than a photo op. Congrats to Matt for stepping up! :)

"I've learned that things are better left private until you're actually planning the wedding."

Considering that Kate was only with Lance Armstrong for three months, she should definitely keep her mouth shut. Three months is pretty embarassing. That's not even a relationship, it's just the getting to know each other phase.

On Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson wedding rumors.

"I haven't heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don't think she'd ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn't ask.

"I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path. If I discuss (her relationship), I say that I want her to be happy."

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On "The Hills,

"I know I look tortured. But it's a TV show and you don't see all sides of people. The Hills is meant to be a dramatic show about relationships. It's not about me being a designer. No one wants to see me working at the factory on my collection, or me and Lo [Bosworth] having a dance party in our pajamas."

On bein' famous

"Can you imagine being 22 and having your parents know everything about you? Literally, my mom can go on the Internet and find out where I went last night, who I was with. I mean, there are no secrets!"

LC hits newsstands August 5.

"Chris is so hot. I had a crush on him for a couple of years and, well, I still do. Rihanna came to the video shoot. I didn't know they were dating - they were doing the ‘just good friends' thing in the media - and I thought ‘Oooh, maybe I have a chance'. But it's not to be. They are a sweet couple. I wish them all the best."

Um, Jordin, er... gurl, your relationship with Chris Brown wouldn't have lasted more than three weeks. You've repeatedly said you wanna remain a virgin until you're married. That cuts your dating pool down from a few million men to about 6. Remember that, honey. It wasn't gonna work. And yep, Chris and Rihanna look great together.

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"Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"

- Katy Perry says Miley Cyrus would be the girl she would kiss, if she kissed a girl.

"I'm not married, not pregnant, didn't have a boob job, no Botox. What else?"

- Anna Kournikova gets tired of the same lame questions reporters ask her.

Donald Trump on Anne Hathaway dumping her ex-boyfriend and con artist, Ravioli:

"She hasn't remained very loyal to him, has she? So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?"

I hate to say I kind of agree with Trump, even though in his case it's the a-hole calling the butt hole b-hole. Yeah. You're not supposed to get that "joke" either, cause I don't get it and I typed it!

Who knows what was going on with Anne's relationship, but Ravioli spent money on her ass, trying to impress her. I hope she's had some contact with him at least once after his arrest. It would be just so harsh to never talk to him again when he's currently locked up with a $21 million bail. He wasted so much time and energy being a fraud when his ho was rich! He should have just gone the Daddy Dude route and spent Anne's money.

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On her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire Steve Wozniak.

"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!"

I know this came out on Monday, but it was too good for me to pass up. That's why he dumped your ass, Kathy, and married someone else! My gawd, I would bang Steve and I think he's fug as hell. His poo is filled with 4-carat diamonds and his sperm is laced with liquid gold.

"When I'm in really good shape, I like my butt. It's juicy."

Bitch, when I'm in shape I don't just like my butt, I luv it, but I love my abs, thighs and everythang so much more. I feel you, Ali. Glory days.