Mischa Barton on the photographer who took her cellulite topless pictures:
"He's a ridiculous human being. I've never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry, I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behavior. He apologized but he was very insincere."
How sad! I've never seen cellulite like that before on a thin 22 year-old woman. What a stretch from when Mischa was frolicking in the sand and posing for the paps like she's a hot bikini goddess?
Poor thing.
On Paris Hilton:
"I always knew that she was, like, wife material, or serious girlfriend material,"
Why is Benji talking to the press about Paris so much?! And why is Paris blogging about her love for Benji, being seen everywhere with him and mentioning him so damn much? Is this a publicity stunt? Gasp.
"I just want to thank my girlfriend's vagina!"
Pete Wentz decided that was the way to start the party before he started his DJ gig at the Capitol Magazine after party. It's always a good thing to give credit to your girl's vagina!
"I have slightly webbed- toes. But when everything else is so good-looking, something has to give."
"Some days I step out of the shower, put my lotion on, and I'll be like 'Ugh, ew, ew.' I'm OCD like that,"
How can you not like Carrie Underwood? She always seems so down to earth and genuine. She's one of the realest female celebs out there, and talented and so hot. She doesn't hide that she's been cheated on, eats junk food when she's down, and has to pay close attention to what she eats - more InStyle excerpts. Carrie's a great role model!
It used to be something that we (women) were sort of ashamed of. You didn't want to admit to people that you were a stripper. But now, the hottest thing to say is, 'I can work a pole!' Who gives a f---? But it's a huge weird thing. I mean, you see actresses, and their passion project is to play a stripper. It's just stupid."
BAM! Take that Lindsay 'I Know Who Killed Me' Lohan! Christina, after that quote, me love you long time. Give me a call for some hot lesbian sex!
"I have liked big tits ever since I was a kid. I was breast-fed too long. It messed me up."
ny mag
On Ashlee Simpson's engagement to Pete Wentz:
"My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn't be happier."
All this mushy stuff is getting to be a bit much. Pete had some sweet lil quote about Ashlee that I posted the other day, now Jess says this shit? I'm seriously wanting to slowly force out one symbolic tear down the side of my right cheek.
On why she's dating a 'nobody':
"It's tough seeing your guy hooking up with other girls (after breaking-up). I love creative people, but I think my balance is having someone who is more grounded and logical."
Seeing your ex screwing other people is equivalent to the shit we go through on myspace when you find out your ex is "In a Relationship" and there's all kinds of pics up of him and his new ho sucking face and traveling all over the world.
I can't imagine what people in Hollywood go through. That must be why entertainers always seem to go from one dick to the other so quickly? That's the best way to get over a breakup fo shiz.
"I dislike Victoria Beckham. The entitlement - the total entitlement. You want to say: ‘Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.' The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing."
Yeah Joan, you tell 'em! Who really likes Victoria besides her husband David? You know he can only handle being around her for so much time unless she's keeping him sedated. I want to know who stuck their hand up Joan's ass to get her mouth moving?
Twitter
