The former American Idol contestant was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning giving updates. Kellie on whether or not she got breast implants:
Right now me and the girls, we are pretty much getting a lot of attention. I like to keep it a mystery. Let the mystery live on because as soon as I say yes or no then no one is going to care anymore."
Rupert, I haven't heard anyone say it better. I think you're now God to me. Actually, she won't be put in general population but it's still a nice thought to think some big girl nick-named Bruno could possibly have their way with Herpes Hilton.
"One day I had had enough and went to her makeup trailer and said, 'Come on, Lindsay! Everybody's waiting for you!' And I just turned on my heel and walked out.
"Afterwards, they told me she turned to her makeup person and said, 'Barbarella just yelled at me!'"
"Anything goes, to the point where it's OK for young pop stars or film stars to show photos of their naked [private parts] in a magazine. If this is it, then it's over man, it's the fâ"-king Fall of Rome."
Hey Bruce, I said the same thing when I was shown Lindsay & Britney's nasty hoo-ha's. That kind of shit damages you forever!
On why she's auctioning off Kurt Cobain's belongings:
My daughter doesn't need to inherit a giant Hefty bag full of flannel fucking shirts. A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to '[Smells Like] Teen Spirit' â" that's what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we'll just fucking sell. We'll make a lot of money and give a bunch of it to charity."
We shouldn't be mad at Britney Spears because she didn't wear underwear. That's her choice. She wasn't hurting anybody. That was her. She decided not to wear underwear. Maybe she wanted a little breeze. That's her decision. But we should be mad at the guy who posted it on the Internet. What an [expletive], what a [expletive] [expletive]. That's a really mean, nasty, malicious, terrible thing to do to somebody.
Joss honey, I disagree. Britney's a high profile celeb with the photogs. She knew her rotten naughty spot would end up all over the place. She was flashing that thing like it's a blue-light special at K-mart.Â
Whatever women need to do to feel sexy, they should do."
I just want to clarify: I'm not advocating getting your tits done. I'm not advocating any plastic surgery whatsoever. Heidi's old nose fit her face, she didn't need to get a nose job!
And her new boobs look God awful! I just think it looks disgusting when women have big boobs but they don't have cleavage. But are there any boob jobs that can give cleavage? Anywho, I feel bad talking about women who get breast implants because I've been naturally blessed. Life's unfair! :)
I don't like massages. I don't like people touching me - that doesn't make me happy,"
"My face is as fat as monkey feet."
Shnook'ems, I don't care how fat your face is, those eyes still melt me baby. I don't like people touching my face either, but I'll make an exception for those eyeballs. :)
"I couldn't hear what Chris had said. I was talking to Paula. My reaction was to what he had said previously, that singing nasally is a form of singing. When I watched the show back, I was horrified."
You know what it's like to be on the cover of every magazine, having your personal life dissected with all the lies, all the rubbish? It's hell. Certainly, pick on me -- but why pick on Angelina? That's so low. She's such an amazing woman - like Supergirl, in every way."