Quote Me Of The Day (Page 19)

On going nude in her new film, Wes Anderson's Hotel Chevalier:

"I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."

Poor thing! She'll get over it, but going nude is one of those things that sounds good at the time, then afterwards not so much. Nat was already pretty nude in Closer as a stripper. And why announce that you're embarrassed before the film drops, drawing even more attention to your crotch?

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On why she hooked up with Seal - his huge peen.

"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow."

Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts. "And I pretty much saw everything, the whole package."

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"I think Justin Timberlake is a talented performer. But he's very ordinary-looking. He could be any skinny white kid from the suburbs of Orlando. You could go to the mall and find another Justin. He doesn't make his style interesting even when he's onstage. To me, he just doesn't look like a star."

Hey now, I don't think you should be talkin' your smack. You're so damn short all you smell is asshole all day.

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On being pregnant:

"There is nothing bad about it. The morning sickness and the vomiting and the hot sweats. Nothing's been bad about it. I've loved every second of it."

On having more children:

"My age dictates it. I need to be ready for more. ... Not three, but two would be nice."

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"We don't need to keep reading about female celebrities who are out there posing all the time and craving attention and exploiting the sex symbol stereotype. My mother and grandmother fought incredibly hard against a male establishment to become high achievers in their lives, and I think women should be able to be sexy and smart and successful - without being silly and aimless."

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"My grandmother was one of those really obese women and I think that frightened my mom. I've always been on a diet, ever since I was in the sixth grade. It was out of my mother's love for me. But I don't know if it's good for a kid to be concerned (with their weight) so early."

Gwen Stefani on her struggles and obsession with weight since childhood.

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"Some people are willing to betray years of friendship just to get a little bit of the spotlight. They just want to become famous so badly, and that's never really made sense to me. I mean, it's fun to go out and do stuff in Hollywood, but if it was gone tomorrow, I really wouldn't be disappointed."

The crazy thing is, I actually believe her. Lauren does seem very well-rounded, grateful and content.

On whether or not Jennifer Lopez pregnancy reports are true:

"Everyone calls about this every month with the hopes that they'll hit the mark," Anthony's rep told us, "but no. No."

J.Lo would never walk out onto a runway looking like that if she was not sperminated. Marc and J. Lo are pulling a Christina Aguilera, which is so horribly lame and stupid. After J.Lo's been saying she wants to get knocked up for the past decade, you think she'd hold a press conference and sell t-shirts.

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"I remember taking LSD before I went to Disneyland. I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don't go into it positively-- I gave them up long ago."

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On his split with his gravy train, Reese Witherspoon.

"After the divorce I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit."

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