"Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry — I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20."
How bad is it that President Barack Obama has to defend the jeans he wears? I will agree that they are a bit on the short side and a little out dated. They kinda remind me of early 90s Guess Jeans, which were a bit baggy in the butt and legs.
I wonder if this is a position Denise Richards performs when she's getting her poke on with her buddies?
Denise on getting her needs met by f*ck buddies in hotels:
"You don't want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, 'Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.' But after going through a divorce, I'm like, 'Life is short, I wanna have a good time.'"
That's right Denise, bang 'em while you can. One of these days your naughty spot will be old, crusty and out of commission so put it to good use while men still want it.
Jada Pinkett Smith wants to make sure we know that she still bangs Will Smith. Okay so she wasn't exactly that blunt about it, but she does talk about poking Will in the back of a limo on the way to a red carpet event.
"When you have three kids, you've got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let's just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on."
Get your groove on girl! Nothing wrong with getting your rocks off in the back of a limo, as long as you don't leave wet spots for the next customers.
On plastic surgery.
"I am down for it. One day I will definitely get it.
"I would probably get my boobs done after I have kids. I think every woman needs a good lift after they have kids, so I would start with that. You never know what I would need -- it depends on what I would look like when I get older. But I would definitely do something."
Since the b*tch looks like she could use a tuck now, I can see why the dumb broad would say this.
I still think that Katy Perry is a feminist's nightmare, and she gives me another reason to say that with her co-dependent quote below, but I can sympathize with her.
"Last night I was thinking, 'Is it wrong for me to want to marry soon and have that feeling?'
"I don't like being single, no. I live this fantastic life, full of all these magical things, and at the end of the day all I want to do is pick up my phone and share it with someone. The other day I'd sold a million records in the U.S. and I didn't have anyone to tell. It was actually a really lonely moment."
This is why life can be easier when you're not successful and you don't have anything to brag to someone about! Just fail, b*tch, and you can get hitched to your average bum on the street in no time, guilt free.
Anna Faris reveals that she'll be eating more in preparation for her wedding to Parks & Recreation actor Chris Pratt; it's all about letting yourself go.
“Now that I have a man, I’m like, ‘Oh, I don’t have to try anymore! Now I can eat. We love to splurge at home. We love to cook. My fiancé is an incredible eater, and so he’s really fun to feed, and it’s great to share some wine and watch a movie. He’s always like, ‘Baby, don’t lose that butt!’”
WORD!
* Final post of the day, all. I got one hour to get fierce.
Lily Allen appeared on The View earlier this week, so she naturally talked sexism with the estrogen-only panel. Lily was a crazy, drunk b*tch the past few years but she's trying to blame her party girl image on sexism. Riiight.
Speaking about her first album Alright, Still, Lily said: ‘I took a bit of a beating the first time around. I became more famous for being a train wreck than a singer. I didn’t think I was capable of writing songs and making music.’
‘Young women are represented in a way that isn’t true. If a girl is having a drink she’s a drunk, if that happens with a guy it’s not portrayed the same way.’
Lily Allen speaks the truf! But coming from a drunken, cocaine-loving b*tch, her statement lacks all credibility. Bad girls receive more publicity than bad boys, but when you're drunk and high, you're drunk and high. Sexism or not, no drunk girl story would be created and no pictures would have been generated if Lily had remained sober in public. I commend her attempts to spin, though. Lily would do well on Fox News.
During American Idol season, Simon Cowell flies back and forth to England four times every week.
“There is a point where I am not sure we can keep this schedule up. It takes longer and longer to make these shows because you have to put more into them, and I am not sure we can sustain me doing three shows…
“Most people do one show a year and I do three and they involve a lot of traveling. One may have to go... I like all of them. I can’t imagine not doing Britain’s Got Talent and I can’t imagine not doing X Factor. But I guess America is more likely to go because I have got one year under contract. Maybe that will be the end.”
Simon's got the magic touch, but I do think Idol could go on without him. Viewers could get accustomed to someone else; the new guy would just have to be completely brutal or completely gay. I nominate Clay Aiken.
Bill O'Reilly weighed in on Eminem's lyrics to his new song "We Made You." Eminem raps, "I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, nail her/ Baby, say hello to my little friend."
Bill said,
"Few Americans take the vile rapper Eminem seriously. He represents the lowest form of entertainment in this country and is a publicity hound to boot. Kids see it, not adults. Eminem is obviously on an obscene rant about Sarah Palin. It's totally obscene, totally inappropriate. All I want to do is repeat that Eminem means nothing. The video means nothing. It's played for kids that are confused."
Alright, Sarah! Now's your turn to speak up.
On her academy students getting suspended for participating in lezzie loving and harassment with other female students.
"I'm disappointed that several of our students chose to disregard the school's rules. It's disheartening when any student has to be suspended or expelled and it's a process that involves serious review and consideration.
We insist on maintaining a campus environment that commands mutual respect, fosters academic excellence and encourages learners to fulfill their best potential. Indiscretions resulting in disciplinary action are common in schools all over the world. Unfortunately, because of my name these common infractions place the Academy in the media spotlight."
I can not think of the last time I've read such a well crafted PR generated response. Brilliant!!! After reading this, I'm like, 'Scandal? WHAT scandal? Girls force other girls to go down on each other all the time. It's what sleepovers were created for, duh!
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