Quote Me Of The Day (Page 21)

Roseanne on Perez Hilton:
i wish that perez h. would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs.

He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind.

Perez responded by saying rosie's blog was "truly hurtful" - lmao. He also said, if you threaten us again, bitch, we will fucking get the cops and our lawyers involved. Joking that you want to shoot someone IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

First of all, Roseanne is my new idol. "I'll lure him with promises of lard cookies and chubby chasing gays. How can you be gay and be that dense? Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind." - LMFAO!

Perez has a warped sense of humor, doesn't he? How the eff can he determine what is or "IS NOT FUNNY!"? He's a pussy. I have never posted anything about Perez on my blog before simply because he's a fat, pathetic fuckface who is heartless to any celeb who isn't on his alleged payroll. I refuse to give him the attention he lives for.

Yeah, it's awesome that he has whored himself out enough to become as huge as he is, but around a year ago I visited his site and he had a picture of the Olsen twins. Perez wrote "AIDS" in huge letters down the side of Mary-Kate's body. I was so offended, I stopped visiting his site regularly.

Roseanne's joke "IS NOT FUNNY" but making a joke about a deadly disease is hilarious? Perez will literally do anything to get more hits. I'm happy that I do other things outside of writing celeb gossip and sucking dicks. Actually, do I do more than write celeb gossip and give head? Shit, now that I think about it... I'm totally lying!

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On the 10-year on-again, off-again relationship with P. Diddy:

I will never sit here and say that Puffy -- or any man -- is 100 percent faithful. I just don't believe it. Some of you are, but I'm not going to sit here and say that I didn't believe that he cheated on me. I would never say that. I'm aware that he's cheated.

"I don't know when I'm going to stop breast-feeding, I'll just keep going while I can - like, he's getting his teeth so it is a little bit scary. He's bitten me a few times! [Breast-feeding] is just obviously really convenient with my lifestyle."

When your child is old enough to start walking and he's getting teeth, it's time to pull him off the boob! That kid's gonna turn her tit into a sprinkler system if she doesn't watch out.


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Kanye West on gossip blogs:

"Man, it really takes a strong person to read the blogs. It's just no-holds-barred. So if you're feeling good about yourself and you want to feel like shit, go to the blogs."

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On what gig she had before she became a celebrity:

"I worked on a phone sex line. I would laugh all night. One time this man called in and wanted a phone operator to be a dog." So she started barking. "He said, ‘I need for you to be a bigger dog.' At that point, I had to pick up the phone and say, ‘Now, sir, she can't be a bigger dog. She has to be a small dog.' He wanted his money back because I had hurt his feelings."

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On his Daddy Dude capabilities:

"People are telling me I should take the kids away from her. I'm glad the world is finally giving me the benefit of the doubt that I'm actually a good father."

Federsperm needs to stfu!!! If only Britney could take her child support checks away from him. He walked out on pregnant Shar, and he was busy clubbing and promoting when Britney was knocked up with Jayden. Anyone looks like a good parent when compared to Brit Brit! Shit, I'd look like father of the year, and I'm a female.


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"Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don't go grabbin' somebody else's, somebody's husband's balls, you understand me? That's very disrespectful."

Faith Hill broke it down at her Lafayette, Louisiana concert this weekend when some country ho grabbed Tim McGraw's goods.

On Lindsay Lohan's DUI arrests:

"If you are dumb enough and arrogant enough or immature enough to place other people's lives in danger you have to be punished. Seriously, I'm not playing around. She is not the victim - the public is the victim because it is the public that is at risk.

"If the young community sees that we are more worried about Lindsay Lohan than we are about the people who have to dodge out of the way of her car, being driven erratically, that's not where our emphasis should be. When you place other people's lives at risk there are serious consequences. If you drive a car and we've taken away your privilege of driving a car then you have to go to jail. You don't have to go to jail forever but you have to go to jail until it hurts."


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"Everyone in our band's crew is required to wear a black-white-and-red suit, but everyone's allowed to wear whatever style hat they want... I think hats are really important things."

-Jack White of the White Stripes on what he likes his crew to wear

"I am not BFs with C (Courtney) Love, one night with her made me realize why Kurt (Cobain) killed himself. I nearly checked into rehab."

-Lily Allen on meeting and partying with Courtney Love at Hyde nightclub in April

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