Quote Me Of The Day (Page 27)

"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll be watching TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour, just rubbing it in."

All I can think about is Silence of the Lambs and Buffalo Bill saying 'It puts the lotion on it's skin.

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What's happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person. If you want a piece of this business you have to be able to deal with it. You can't complain about the pressures, the paparazzi, the madness because that's the job."

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"If I know 15 billionaires, then I know 13 unhappy people. These people's lives might be filled with mansions and yachts and private jets, but their medicine cabinets are also filled with antidepressants."

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"Paris and I are not in the same crowd, I don't know her. It's strange to me to see the way all the young actresses are lumped together. It's true that I am friends with Nicole Richie but that's it.

"I think there's a difference between people who are famous because of the work they do and fake celebrities."

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"When I say I'm not pregnant, people don't believe me. The only way to shut people up is to drink lots of alcohol in public. When I show them my flat tummy, they don't believe me."

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On his relationship with his wife, Paula Patton:

We were high school sweethearts at different high schools, and we've been best friends ever since. When I'm with my wife and we make love, that's when I'm as close to God as possible.

 

Robin's video, "Lost Without U"

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Joe Simpson on Britney Spears in rehab:

"I would never let that happen to my daughters. Hopefully, her family will take care of the situation."

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Ann Coulter's emailed response to Adam Nagourney about her John Edwards crack:

C'mon it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean.

Did any of these guys say anything after I made the same remark about Al Gore last summer? Why not? What were they trying to say about Al Gore with their silence?

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"If we're crying and you're holding us and get a hard-on, we deduct points. And getting a boner while we're sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up."

 

Courtney Cox's advice for men in Esquire's "10 Things You Don't Know About Women" column.

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On the American Idol contestant, Antonella Barba's racy photos scandal.

"I think it's disgraceful that so-called friends would sell these pictures. It's private property. I really, really have a problem with that â€" big problem."

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