Quote Me Of The Day (Page 7)

Marston, 18, (left):

"I'm not going to have multiple girlfriends -- not at the same time, I can't imagine that."

Cooper, 17, (right):

"I can imagine doing that. I don't think it's an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl. One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back."

Marston sounds way virginal and Cooper be pimpin' already. Cooper probably accepts applications from cougars and films porn on the side, too. He's my preference. These quotes come from the new issue of Playboy where the junior Hefners sound off. I'd love to have their lifestyle even though I'm a chick. Cooper said he's already gotten into trouble from having to explain to his mother that his bedroom door is a "revolving door." This dude has it better than rock stars!

On Jennifer Aniston's nude GQ magazine cover.

When I touch it, angels die.

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On his favorite Angelina Jolie movie,

"Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Because you know ... six kids. Because I fell in love."

At first I thought Brad Pitt was a douche for saying this because he's just rubbing it in Jennifer Aniston's face... then I remembered that they got divorced forever ago. It's stale news and being honest is what people do post-breakup. It's the public, other gossip bloggers, cough, who keep the Brad Pitt/ Jennifer Aniston breakup alive.

"When I was pregnant, I remember someone wrote on a blog that I had gained too much weight. I remember being really shocked that even during something as incredible and beautiful as pregnancy, you are still subject to body fascism."

The Advocate: When did you first feel love from gays?

Chelsea Handler: When I had sex with my first gay man. It was pretty quick and painless, but I definitely felt it. [Laughs] I was never some fruit fly hanging around with a bunch of gay guys. I always just loved gay people. Now I definitely have friends and people on staff who are gay, but I don't only hang around gay people. It's not like I'm trying to be Tori Spelling �" on many levels.. [...]

Did you attend any Prop. 8 protests or rallies?

I only go where the gay people invite me to go. It's not nice to do things for the community only when people are looking. People who speak out for gay people just so that they can create a fan base annoy the shit out of me. People like Tori Spelling. She doesn't have compassion for them. She's not going out doing things for them. She's like, "Oh, I have such a huge gay following." It's because no one else is following her!

Thank you, Chelsea! Tori has no fans so she says her fan base is "the gays," which is pure lie-telling. Sad.

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On wearing the dress above at the Cadillac Records NYC premiere.

"Can you believe I didn't even stop eating so I could fit into it. The amazing thing is I still actually managed to get into this two days after stuffing myself on Thanksgiving. I know I won't have to worry about eating at the after-party tonight because I can't. No room in this for food. No room even for me to sit down."

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On 50 Cent,

Fuck two quarters. Bitch, I'll pour syrup in that vitamin water. I hope you die ugly, and tonight will be gorgeous."

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I like to act. It's saved my life over and over again. It's given me a sense of self-esteem, self-worth.

On how she's dealing with Heath's death

"It's so sad. I guess it's always changing. What else can I say? I just wake up each day in a slightly different place �" grief is like a moving river."

"I'm at heart an optimistic person, but I would say in some ways it just gets worse," she said of her grief. "It's just that the more time that passes, the more you miss someone. In some ways it gets worse. That's what I would say."

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On picture-taking fans:

"My favorite move is when people pretend that they're on the phone, and they kind of dial and take the picture at the same time. You hope they're doing it for themselves �" that they're not thinking, ‘I'm going to dine out on you.' "

On Facebook:

"It's not for me. I'd be opening myself up too much. I don't want to sound like a complete innocent �" I've looked at things, of course. But it's such spewing. If I look at it, I'll be affected. It's like dancing with the devil."

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On Seal,

"Sometimes I lie in bed and I'm like, 'Oh my god, there's Seal lying next to me. What's he doing there?' I get a smile on my face immediately. Our honeymoon period is definitely not over.

On her fashion sense after she became Seal's Mrs.

"I want to look good for him, so I kind of stepped it up a bit."

True love is blind.

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