Quote Me Of The Day (Page 9)

On the My Best Friend's Girl movie poster that Dane Cook was so upset about.

"As long as I look handsome in the poster â€" which I do â€" I really don't care."

When asked if there were a new sport in the Olympics that he would win a gold in, Diddy said:

"Who could have sex the longest. I think that's an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious."

Luckily, I will never know just how right or wrong Diddy is when he says that. I prefer not to have sex with men who look just like rats. Freaks me out a bit.

On the differences between who she is and her onscreen persona, Serena van der Woodsen.

"There wasn't a period in my life like Serena went through, where I was doing drugs and having sex with my best friend's boyfriend. I never went through that kind of crazy.

"I've kissed just three people in my life, other than stuff that I've done for TV or movies. I know �" I'm weird!"

Not only does kissing three guys means Blake has probably had sex with three men, she also sucks ass at kissing! Girl, shut it! A true lady never tells. I like Blake for saying this, though. The girl has some self-control!

For his role as a homeless man in his upcoming flick, City By The Sea, James Franco pretended to be homeless. James spoke out on the experience.

"I stayed a whole weekend on the street, we panhandled, we made a sign. "We made at least $20 in half an hour, so, if you're ever out of work… make a sign - `Homeless, Please Help'."

Coming from a wealthy, successful movie star who gets to sleep in a mansion or posh hotel rooms any night of the year, that's a very sensitive thing to say, James. Good job!

"I've learned that things are better left private until you're actually planning the wedding."

Considering that Kate was only with Lance Armstrong for three months, she should definitely keep her mouth shut. Three months is pretty embarassing. That's not even a relationship, it's just the getting to know each other phase.

On "The Hills,

"I know I look tortured. But it's a TV show and you don't see all sides of people. The Hills is meant to be a dramatic show about relationships. It's not about me being a designer. No one wants to see me working at the factory on my collection, or me and Lo [Bosworth] having a dance party in our pajamas."

On bein' famous

"Can you imagine being 22 and having your parents know everything about you? Literally, my mom can go on the Internet and find out where I went last night, who I was with. I mean, there are no secrets!"

LC hits newsstands August 5.

"Chris is so hot. I had a crush on him for a couple of years and, well, I still do. Rihanna came to the video shoot. I didn't know they were dating - they were doing the ‘just good friends' thing in the media - and I thought ‘Oooh, maybe I have a chance'. But it's not to be. They are a sweet couple. I wish them all the best."

Um, Jordin, er... gurl, your relationship with Chris Brown wouldn't have lasted more than three weeks. You've repeatedly said you wanna remain a virgin until you're married. That cuts your dating pool down from a few million men to about 6. Remember that, honey. It wasn't gonna work. And yep, Chris and Rihanna look great together.

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"Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"

- Katy Perry says Miley Cyrus would be the girl she would kiss, if she kissed a girl.

"I'm not married, not pregnant, didn't have a boob job, no Botox. What else?"

- Anna Kournikova gets tired of the same lame questions reporters ask her.

On her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire Steve Wozniak.

"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!"

I know this came out on Monday, but it was too good for me to pass up. That's why he dumped your ass, Kathy, and married someone else! My gawd, I would bang Steve and I think he's fug as hell. His poo is filled with 4-carat diamonds and his sperm is laced with liquid gold.