Quote Me Of The Day (Page 9)

On receiving a death threat after joking about George W. Bush when hosting this year's MTV Awards

"(Hosting the awards) was a lot of fun, especially the death threat," Brand told Britain's Radio 1. "If you are going to kill someone, don't give them advance notice, that gives you a chance to prepare.

How can you, while watching the telly, think 'Oh, I don't enjoy this. No, I'm not enjoying this at all. Right, I'm going to kill him'. That's a huge jump."

Sounds like some Dixie Chicks backlash shit. Can adults not agree to disagree? Kids settle shiz like this on the playground by going to the monkey bars if too many people are playing in the sand box. It's simple, you disagree, join forces with those who share your opinions instead of resorting to violence and threats.

Threatening Russell over his hair and guyliner, now that's a different story.

On his weight loss and personal trainer.

"I'm sellin' out, guys. It's for The Green Hornet. The only reason. There's no other reason. I think it serves the movie."

"It's the lamest answer ever. I eat well and I exercise. He [Seth's trainer] tells me what to do, and I go home and go to sleep, and it's like it never even happened."

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On Sarah Palin's SNL appearance.

"The management behind McCain's campaign has been dumb. This has only helped accentuate the problem of his judgment in choosing, in such a cynical way, a candidate like Sarah Palin for vice president. I think the last thing that they would want right about now is to have the rest of America knowing all that… to have her be seen on ‘SNL,' certainly never there. If anything, you just want her to be seen just from a distance.

"I'm sure she's very bright," he added. "But so is the Butterworth woman."

I wonder if Sarah even cares whether or not the joke's on her. I think she's literally blinded by all the spotlights and caught up with being mavericky all the time that she doesn't come close to grasping what a tool and laughingstock she is.

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"There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

I posted this quote simply to remind myself that this is the world I live in. Some people are extremely ignorant and comfortable and proud of their close-minded, insensitive views.

As offensive as Denis' statement is, I'm glad that he made it because it proves how little many people know about Autism. One of my mom's BFFs' daughter has autism. She, too, got the disease from a vaccination shot. I love her so much. She goes crazy when she sees me, playing with my hair, giving me non stop hugs and talking so much with the words she's able to squeeze out.

In the years to come, I hope more people will become better informed about what Autism is and how some children contract the condition. Many are just as ignorant as Denis is when they don't have to be. Knowledge is power and Denis will get his karma.

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On Jake Gyllenhaal and her support system.

"He's very supportive. Suffice it to say, I'm very happy in life, and I'm very lucky to have a lot of really supportive people around me who care very much for me, and, you know, that's all you can hope for in life. I am very blessed in that way."

"My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12, and I've already bought Maddox some."

I love Angie so much! This is a bitch who plays by her own damn rules. She knows people are going to take that statement out of context and she couldn't care less! :)

Angelina Jolie's entire W magazine interview

I bitterly regret using cocaine. Apart from anything else, it made my hair fall out. It started falling out in my partying years, because excessive cocaine abuse affects the adrenal system and halts hair growth. I'm lucky it grew back.

I dunno how I never knew that! You learn something new every, like, three times a year, at least in my case. Ha.

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The Dancing with the Stars professional dancer responds to all the flack she's been receiving after gaining only five pounds.

"I want kids or women out there to realize you don't have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There's a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it's the talk of the week.

"When I was younger, I wasn't stick thin. I wasn't tall. I don't have long legs. I wasn't naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin."

I watched Cheryl on the Ellen DeGeneres show and I thought she looked thicker. I was confused. I was like, hmmmm.... uh, maybe it's just the outfit and then my heart was peaceful once again.

Truth is, she has gained five pounds. Yes, 5, that's it. The woman is not tall. She looks like she's around 5'1, therefore, five pounds looks like 10 or 15. Poor thing. I think she looks great. She's gorgeous and she's a dancer - she's healthy and athletic - but I guess people have to mock ya for something.

The weight will be gone by the end of this season. Trust. Dontcha love how these celebs come out, (Jennifer Love Hewitt), tell you to love yourself and be strong no matter what size you are then quickly drop large amounts of weight? Gotta love it.

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"It's weird, because I'm so in love with David right now. I'm starting to really appreciate how 'there' he is for me. But in any relationship, there are times that you're disconnected. You can see how relationships end if you don't work through it."

"I don't have a problem discussing the topic of somebody being gay, but I do have a problem discussing my personal life. You don't get that part of me. Sorry.

"We're not discussing it in our meetings, we're not discussing it at Cover Girl...nobody gets that. I don't feel like I need to share my personal life, and I don't care if people think I'm gay or not. Assume whatever you want. You do it anyway."

Is it just me, or does this sound like a coming out statement? She's clearly doing the Clay Aiken, no confirmation, no denial = queer as folk. Be proud, Ms. Queen lady.

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