"It was like, ‘I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to have sex with,'" Martin recalls. "I don't want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs."
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When asked if he's met David Beckham before, Marky Mark said:
"No, but that fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house.He added, "I was in the UK for the last week and they don't want him back there. They said, 'Keep him over there!'"
I've heard people make comments like, 'You don't really want to be in the tabloids but you need to be for your career.' They believe it's actually important. It's not. It's ugly. "People say, 'That's your job.' It really isn't, actually. It's not my job to go out there and make an ass out of myself. Like, your life belongs to us now? That's the deal? I didn't get that memo. It wasn't sent to me and I didn't sign it. So, fuck you."
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i got very drunk last night , too drunk. It's not cool getting that drunk , i feel awful and I have to thank my little brother alf for getting me home safely. Kids , drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this , not pretty ! Was quite fun though , from what i can remember. need fry up now . "
"He's gorgeous as fuck. Haven't you seen him before?"
When People magazine asked Amy how her crackhead hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, is doing.
On being a former man whore:
"I was going out night to night, having a different woman in my bed every time I chose, and I began to wonder: Am I really being a playa or am I a whore?"
"I was exposed to the lifestyle of a young, fly A&R who was the man in New York. He took me to clubs. I was around women. It was like swagger camp. I said, So this is what I do when I finally make it…. But you have to be very careful about what you allow your kids to be around or see. I'm a product of the environment."
‘I was just looking for good times. In the club. Not living right. This woman. That woman. Uncertain. Unsure…. But there does come a time when you start thinking, Who's gonna love me and take care of me when I'm down? Who's gonna care about making sure that I'm okay? I need a companion. Damn."
"People think if you're single, you are incomplete. No. The thing is, I don't want to be in a relationship that makes me incomplete."
Gurl, don't even get me started on all the dumb ass females who go out with losers just so they can say, "I got a man!"
More women need to say, 'I'm single and that's okay' instead of whining about it and having to answer questions revolved around, "WHY?!" Being miserable while in a relationship only makes you feel like the ass that you were once it's over and you realize everything's so much better when you're not dating someone who brings you down.
"I don't want to be my child's best friend; I want to be a mom. But I do want my child to come to me when they have problems and need to talk, so it's going to be about treading that line."
Here comes Mommy Dearest! She's gonna be beating her kids with wire hangers and making them scrub a clean bathroom before they're 4 years old.
"I lost weight because my role demanded it," Farrell told reporters simply of his upcoming film, Triage. "It was all very healthy."
"A lot of people come to me, and they're like, ‘Will I look like you after I have the baby? And I say, ‘Well, how were you before?' You can't kid yourself."
Heidi, you're amazing!
Not every woman is gonna get thin after she gives birth. Take Nicole Kidman, for example. She was a waif before spermination and she's still skin and bones except for her tiny baby bump. Then there's women like Salma Hayek, Britney Spears and Jessica Alba and so many more who get huge and you can tell they have to work very very hard to get their figures back. If you were chunky before having a baby, you're gonna be chunky after having a baby, you just have a good excuse to work with.
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