Quote Me Of The Day News (Page 16)

"I'm not comfortable having to be myself or being photographed as myself. Australian Aborigines say that with every photo that is taken, a piece of your soul goes with it. And there are some days when I kind of believe that."

Yeah well if you don't keep getting your picture taken Keira, it's gonna take away from your bank account. I don't think it's taking your picture that makes you feel that way, I think you just need to eat a sandwich. You're just hungry bitch.

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On Kevin Federline:

"I've always said he's an amazing father ... it's just now people decide they want to listen. He's an awesome dude. He's like my best friend."

Kevin is unemployed, that means he's not awesome, gurlfriend. *Fingersnap*

It's becoming blatantly obvious that Shar's definition of "amazing" means someone who spends time with his meal tickets after he's sperminated. Does she think all guys fertilize and run? If a guy sticks around, why does he becomes a martyr in Shar's eyes?

Until Federsperm gains stable employment, he'll just be a deadbeat Daddy dude and a lazy golddigga.

If there's anyone who knows a little about partying hard when your in your teens and going to rehab, it's Drew Barrymore. Drew gives a small bit of advice to those struggling with life in the fast lane of Hollywood.

"If you don't pull it together for yourself, no one else will. That's coming from a person who had to try it all ... and who still loves to have a good time. I do believe in ‘Work hard, play hard,' but ‘Work hard' always comes first, and it did even when I was wild and young."

What's up with this photo? Somebody went trigger happy in the editing room on Drew's picture!

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"I don't like myself so much right now, but every girl feels that way.. I pick on myself and everyone will go, 'Oh my gosh, Miley! If I could have one thing on your body it would be your long, long legs.' I hate my long, long legs. Or it would be, 'Miley I love your smile.' Well, I don't like it."

So, what does Miley actually like about herself?

"I got lucky. I've got good hair like my dad! One thing so many people say is, 'I don't really care about what people think'. I hate when they say that, if they don't really mean it! That's something that I really kind of just go with the flow on. I don't really try to impress anyone else. It feels good!"

I'm not a Hannah Montana Claymate like my little cousins and every girl around 13 is, but she's right. Most people who say they don't really care what other people think are lying. Some people don't. For me, it depends on what day of the week it is and how close I am to my cycle - yes, I know you were dying to know that. Also, if I'm moody, I'm just like 'eff you, I don't care!' when someone has something negative to say. But if I have a lot going on, I get really pissed because someone's nonsense gets me upset for a minute and gets me outta focus when I have a lot of other things to do and take care of.

And, Miley, if you think your hair is so great, stay away from the extensions! You looked pretty bad at the Grammys. You have potential, but your stylist is trying to ruin you.

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"The girl is gifted, man. Women hate her because she looks good being pregnant and then has the baby and looks sexy. There's something so attractive about her now. It's a motherly glow."

I think Joel has it all wrong. The bitch looks good because she got prego and put on some weight. Nicole could have played a starring role in a holocaust movie before Joel sperminated her. I'm happy for Nicole and she does look good, but don't get it twisted. And when are we going to finally see baby Harlow? Don't be pullin' a Tom Cruise on us and hiding your kid for the next 6 months!

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"I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired."

- On creating another television sitcom. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I doubt Jerry could have a second show that would be equally as successful, or even nearly as successful as Seinfeld. Good choice.

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On Mommyhood

"I'm enjoying him every second," she says of her son. "I can't stop staring at him, studying him. You can't believe you created this. Me and my husband couldn't be happier."

"You think you've accomplished all these amazing things until you have your first born or even your second born and it's like, ‘You can't believe what you've done, what you're capable of doing. I have to say throughout the pregnancy I was never more appreciative of what the female body is capable of doing until the whole thing happens and you're like, ‘Oh my God I did this.'"

Awwwww!

Wrapping up early today and tomorrow might be a quick posts day as well, but I have 2 new contests that I'll be running tomorrow. :) So definitely peep us out on Friday. :)

As Amy Winehouse sits in rehab puking her brains out from detox and watching Marilyn Monroe movies, her mother Janis Winehouse is talking about the realization of Amy kicking the bucket soon, after seeing Wino smoking crack on video.

"I've known for a long time that my daughter has problems," she says, numbly. "But seeing it on screen rammed it home. I realise my daughter could be dead within the year. We're watching her kill herself, slowly. I've already come to terms with her dead. I've steeled myself to ask her what ground she wants to be buried in, which cemetery. Because the drugs will get her if she stays on this road. She's invited me to the Grammy awards next month, but part of me thinks she won't be alive by then. I look at Heath Ledger and Britney. She's on their path. It's like watching a car crash - this person throwing all these gifts away."

Where in the hell does she get the Heath Ledger / Britney Spears comparisons? We don't even know yet how exactly Heath died, and Britney's a mental case! I can see comparing her to Jeff Conway who's all fuckered up on VH1's Celebrity Rehab, but not to Britney's bipolar disorder. If you haven't seen Celeb. Rehab, ya gotta check it out cause it's some crazy shit! Next time Janis shouldn't try the name dropping idea cause it totally back fired.

On allegations of steroid use:

"I really don't want to clear anything up, because I've been spoken about for so many years - rumors I'm pregnant, I'm a man, I'm this, I'm that, why? At the end of the day, I have nothing to prove to anyone. I am Mary and that's that."

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Scar Jo on her Jan. 20 visit to Kuwait:

It's important to give people a piece of home and to boost morale. Everybody out here is risking everything, giving us one of the biggest gifts they can. I want to be out here to support them. It's nice to give them a smile in the middle of the day. If they are missing home, feeling down or worried, hopefully being here will get their minds off of things.

Scarlett is on a five-day United Service Organizations (USO) tour to the Gulf region. Luv her! :)