“I love being in love, I love the idea of marriage and making babies — but not yet. Not until I’m thirty. I basically chew my birth control tablets — I chew them like vitamin C, I’m like nomnomnom."
That's all the proof that I need, Katy Perry is banging Benji Madden! Why else would she be chomping down on birth control pills if she wasn't getting laid on a regular basis?! Hmmm...
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On whether or not he believes in love at first sight:
That's so boring! I think we all have the right to fall in love several times. The conventional idea of love, the idea of being with somebody for the rest of your life and love her forever sounds so silly to me, and so unrealistic. I think you can love ten people at the same time (laughs).
On his first love:
It's weird to enjoy your first love, especially if the relationship lasts a long time. Our relationship was really beautiful, but we didn't have an obsessive love like in the movie. Her presence in my life made me very happy for three years. Now it's kind of hard to talk about it.
I swear I wanna fuck him more and more with each passing day.
On her academy students getting suspended for participating in lezzie loving and harassment with other female students.
"I'm disappointed that several of our students chose to disregard the school's rules. It's disheartening when any student has to be suspended or expelled and it's a process that involves serious review and consideration.
We insist on maintaining a campus environment that commands mutual respect, fosters academic excellence and encourages learners to fulfill their best potential. Indiscretions resulting in disciplinary action are common in schools all over the world. Unfortunately, because of my name these common infractions place the Academy in the media spotlight."
I can not think of the last time I've read such a well crafted PR generated response. Brilliant!!! After reading this, I'm like, 'Scandal? WHAT scandal? Girls force other girls to go down on each other all the time. It's what sleepovers were created for, duh!
When your significant other shampoos your hair in the shower and knows what direction to brush the conditioner so it doesn't mess up your weave ...Now that's Black Love!"
I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this quote from Star's blog. Star is an effing idiot! And after her gay ex-hubby, I dunno if she should be getting with a dude who wants to groom her. Her gaydar is way off.
On her stepson, John Monyahan.
"I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child �" I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he's my son, from the first day. He's a little angel �" the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life."
Leave it up to a supermodel to take ownership of the baby she carried for zero months and did not push out through her vag lips. I can't believe Bridget said John is 100 percent her child?!!!! Homewreckers, I'll always hate 'em.
John Mayer tells E! what he thinks of Twitter. He's already receiving backlash, defending himself on his Twitter page.
"It's inherently silly and it's inherently dumb. If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well... It's one step away from sending pictures of your poop."
"I've always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it's Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever. I don't have a devotion to Twitter. I didn't sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it's something else you go and try out."
John Player updates his Twitter incessantly. What a hypocritical douche! That being said, I wouldn't have a Twitter if I didn't have a website cause it's just posted IMs and it is dumb. I've always said it. It's also a trend that will die just like MySpace did. So get in on it now. :) If you don't have a Twitter, hurry up and make one! John and I have tempted you into it cause we're great sales people. Heh. You can follow POTP on Twitter by clicking here.
"I feel like if a rapper disses me, they're just trying to get a rise out of me and get me to play in their field to find some way that they can beat me.
I feel like there are a lot of rappers that can beat me in ignorance. So why would I play a sport that I'm not particularly trying to get better at or beaten in? There's a lot of rappers that can beat me in ignorance, but there's only a few that can play with true intellect."
I'd like to think that this is a backhanded insult to 50 cent! :)
"I love long-distance relationships. I love my space, and that feeling of not being able to see someone and then seeing them again for a week.
You really appreciate that moment, turning off the phone and cuddling in bed and ordering food. That's fun to me.
When the time is right, I will get married."
"He [Barack Obama] doesn't understand fashion. He's always asking, 'Is that new? I haven't seen that before,'" she says. "It's like, 'Why don't you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.'"
She says her husband typically tells her things like: "You didn't need any more shoes. The shoes you had on yesterday were fine. Why can't you just wear that for the rest of the presidency?"
On her love of French fries:
Fries "are my favorite food in the whole wide world. I could live on French fries."
She says her greasy food habit hasn't rubbed off on daughters, Sasha, 10, and Malia, 7. "You figure, 'Well, we ate fine all week, guys, let's go get this.' They're like, 'No, Mommy, we won't be eating there.' And I feel like, 'Darn, where are we going to go?'"
Michelle is too friggin' cute!
On rumors that she's starting a clothing line.
That's a big rumor. Here's the thing. I'm so busy…and I don't want to vomit merchandise all over the fashion world and call it my line."
Thanks Abby!
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