Archive for the 'Quote Me Of The Day' Category
On Ashlee:
“I think she wants to just be not pregnant anymore … It’s a struggle to go up and down the stairs. Going out in public is insane.”
On what the baby’s name will be:
“I want to meet [the baby] first,” says Wentz, adding that he has a formula in place for when the time comes. “My friend said it – you’ve gotta have a baby with a name that could be a rock star or a senator, so he’ll get work either way.”
So Ashlee and Pete won’t be having their own Zuma Nesta Wentz?! Yes. 
On the delivery of his son, Dwayne Michael Carter lll, on Oct. 22.
“I delivered him. I held the left leg the whole time. It was nasty, very nasty, but it was wonderful. He’s the best thing to ever happen to me, next to my daughter.”
On gay marriage.
“Heidi’s hair and makeup people are my favorite people in the world and they happen to be gay. So if they wanna go marry each other, good for them.”
I like what Spencer’s got to say! In douchebag layman’s terms, he makes a decent case.
On receiving a death threat after joking about George W. Bush when hosting this year’s MTV Awards
“(Hosting the awards) was a lot of fun, especially the death threat,” Brand told Britain’s Radio 1. “If you are going to kill someone, don’t give them advance notice, that gives you a chance to prepare.
How can you, while watching the telly, think ‘Oh, I don’t enjoy this. No, I’m not enjoying this at all. Right, I’m going to kill him’. That’s a huge jump.”
Sounds like some Dixie Chicks backlash shit. Can adults not agree to disagree? Kids settle shiz like this on the playground by going to the monkey bars if too many people are playing in the sand box. It’s simple, you disagree, join forces with those who share your opinions instead of resorting to violence and threats.
Threatening Russell over his hair and guyliner, now that’s a different story.
On his weight loss and personal trainer.
“I’m sellin’ out, guys. It’s for The Green Hornet. The only reason. There’s no other reason. I think it serves the movie.”
“It’s the lamest answer ever. I eat well and I exercise. He [Seth's trainer] tells me what to do, and I go home and go to sleep, and it’s like it never even happened.”
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On Sarah Palin’s SNL appearance.
“The management behind McCain’s campaign has been dumb. This has only helped accentuate the problem of his judgment in choosing, in such a cynical way, a candidate like Sarah Palin for vice president. I think the last thing that they would want right about now is to have the rest of America knowing all that… to have her be seen on ‘SNL,’ certainly never there. If anything, you just want her to be seen just from a distance.
“I’m sure she’s very bright,” he added. “But so is the Butterworth woman.”
I wonder if Sarah even cares whether or not the joke’s on her. I think she’s literally blinded by all the spotlights and caught up with being mavericky all the time that she doesn’t come close to grasping what a tool and laughingstock she is.
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“There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can’t compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don’t give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He’s just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.”
I posted this quote simply to remind myself that this is the world I live in. Some people are extremely ignorant and comfortable and proud of their close-minded, insensitive views.
As offensive as Denis’ statement is, I’m glad that he made it because it proves how little many people know about Autism. One of my mom’s BFFs’ daughter has autism. She, too, got the disease from a vaccination shot. I love her so much. She goes crazy when she sees me, playing with my hair, giving me non stop hugs and talking so much with the words she’s able to squeeze out.
In the years to come, I hope more people will become better informed about what Autism is and how some children contract the condition. Many are just as ignorant as Denis is when they don’t have to be. Knowledge is power and Denis will get his karma.
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On Jake Gyllenhaal and her support system.
“He’s very supportive. Suffice it to say, I’m very happy in life, and I’m very lucky to have a lot of really supportive people around me who care very much for me, and, you know, that’s all you can hope for in life. I am very blessed in that way.”
