Quote Me Of The Day News (Page 6)

"People come up to me and have certain words for me, but you know what I do? I say, 'I'm healthy, I exercise, I believe in myself, and I think I'm beautiful,'

It's one thing for someone to sit at a keyboard and say that Raven is a fat ass, it's another to approach her and tell her that shit to her face. The only time I would do that would be after I asked if I could take a picture with her. Anyone who says that shiz first is an ass.

In the new issue of Vibe magazine Kanye West says he will be posing nude.

I made a decision. I wanna make popular music, but I want less fans. I want the freedom of having less fans. It's like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It's like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you'd be like, ‘Oh, that's Björk.' But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I'll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture."

I think Kanye's just teasing all of us. Plus, Kanye has a lot of work to do because he's got some A cup moobs. Maybe Kanye can make their wishes come true and transform his breasts into pecs one day, but I just can't see Kanye posing nude - and if he ever does, I wouldn't trust the photos. You know he would have his peen Photoshopped! The kind of third arm Kanye would give himself could have its fingerprints taken or point out criminals in a police line up. I expect a Kanye West penis to be no smaller than absolutely friggin' huge.

Yesterday it was reported that Lily Allen said:

"The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you - you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that's not true. I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work. But we never hear that side of the story. I wish people wouldn't sensationalize it. Some people are just bad at taking drugs."

Not that I agree with her, but I love that she said it. Just because she is so kooky and doesn't give a fuck! But now I'm disappointed because the fierce diva who I loved for being controversial is retracting her statement. Today she released this statement:

"Lily Allen would like to state unequivocally that she does not condone illegal drug use and has every sympathy with individuals and families whose lives have been blighted by drugs,"

Boo! I guess she was forced to do this because she has an album coming out. Still I get a sense that Lily is losing her edge, and I'm not happy about it.

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On fighting pancreatic cancer.

"I'd say five years is pretty wishful thinking. Two years seems likely if you're going to believe statistics. I want to last until they find a cure, which means I'd better get a fire under it. You can bet I'm going through hell. There's a lot of fear here… Yeah, I'm scared. Yeah, I'm angry. Yeah, I'm [asking] why me? Am I dying? Am I giving up? Am I on my death bed? Am I saying goodbye to people? No way!"

"I want 10 children. I love kids."

So said the man who will be pushing 0 of those 10 kids through his vag lips. I'm sure Stepford Katie will be forced to have at least two more, but I'm not sure Tom will meet his quota. Remember he has two other adopted children with Nicole Kidman whom he never talks about because they aren't as "beautiful" as Suri is.

On Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

"I just read the first book, it's ridiculous, it's like crack cocaine. I read it for 10 hours straight until I finished it. I actually made a vow to myself not to buy the second, third and fourth book until Thursday, because that's when I'll be done with all this press, and I'll be able to read over Christmas vacation."

"My dad is going to hate me, because I spend zero time with him, reading these books, it's like Judy Blume and Anne Rice had a child and made this book. I'm so attracted."

I haven't read any of the books and I'll only read each one after I watch each flick. I just know reading the books first is going to make me dislike the movies. Ignorance is bliss.

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While on the Howard Stern show Pete Wentz said,

"We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry, if we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now. Hopefully, the kid doesn't change it."

Currently, they don't have sex -- "the kid's [a few] weeks old," Wentz explained -- but "we do other fun stuff."

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to "beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.") Once they did it, it was "the single best sexual encounter I have ever had," he said.

"It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'" he said.

Wentz told Stern that Simpson also "loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance." She wears thongs and "sexy clothes," he noted.

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On filming a scene for his new MTV reality show, Bromance.

"We started to get into family things and everybody started crying. I'm sitting there and you know when everybody around you is crying, how do you not cry? It was hard not to. So there was one time I almost shed a tear."

I'm ashamed to say that I wanna see Bromance. I won't, like, pencil it in onto my schedule, but I'll watch the reruns. I don't know why. It looks like caca, but that's part of the formula behind MTV's magic - make crap shows that people will spend 90% of their time trying to figure out why they're watching it in the first place. And second, this show would never get a green light if Brody wasn't handsome. Ever. He is such a mimbo, I don't even find him hot anymore. He's only worthy of a one-night stand, with the lights on, of course.

Marston, 18, (left):

"I'm not going to have multiple girlfriends -- not at the same time, I can't imagine that."

Cooper, 17, (right):

"I can imagine doing that. I don't think it's an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl. One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back."

Marston sounds way virginal and Cooper be pimpin' already. Cooper probably accepts applications from cougars and films porn on the side, too. He's my preference. These quotes come from the new issue of Playboy where the junior Hefners sound off. I'd love to have their lifestyle even though I'm a chick. Cooper said he's already gotten into trouble from having to explain to his mother that his bedroom door is a "revolving door." This dude has it better than rock stars!

On Jennifer Aniston's nude GQ magazine cover.

When I touch it, angels die.

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