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Heidi Montag Quote of the Day

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:54:14 EST

Heidi Montag gives her two cents on breast augmentation surgery. Heidi gave People magazine one of her dumbest quotes of all time. This is why she has haters.

“I do love it and I appreciate the science behind it. How incredible… we [are] blessed to even have this surgery that we have. We’re so advanced. If Cleopatra were alive now, I’m sure she’d have triple D’s.”

Is that what life's all about, having big t*ts? Cleopatra would be too busy banging the world's most powerful men and laughing with them about the chicks who get work done instead of altering her entire face and body.

Quote Me Of The Day: Jennifer Lopez

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:58:26 EST

Jennifer Lopez is the cover babe for the February issue of Elle magazine and I gotta say, you're looking good momma! I'm not a fan of the 80's style half gloves, but she does pull off the paperboy hat look very well. But almost anyone can look hot in a black and white photo.

J.Lo wants you to know she's still fierce and has no problem battling against young pop stars in the charts. Just because she's 40 doesn't mean she can't whoop some young *ss!

“This is what I do—what, because I have kids and a husband now I’m not supposed to be me? I’m a more heightened me if anything. Hyper J.Lo. Everything I wanted before, I want twice as much now. And that doesn’t mean material things; it means to explore more, to think more. Being an artist doesn’t start because you’re 21, and it doesn’t end because you’re 51. You are who you are until the day you die.”

She comes off a little threatened at first about the whole wife and kids thing. Like she's the only singer who's working the mic and taking care of kids? Come out with a hot platinum album this year, and then we'll talk J.Lo.

Quote Me Of The Day: Ozzy Osbourne

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:00:58 EST

It's gross to think about your parents doing a little bump and grind but it's worse to imagine Ozzy Osbourne getting his rocks off with his wife Sharon. In a recent interview, Ozzy made it clear that just because he's getting old, doesn't mean he can't give Sharon a good poking.

"We have good sex. My kids think it's obscene that me and Sharon still have sex, but just because you get older, your d--k don't fall off."

Just imagine if you were in bed with Ozzy who was coming up from giving you some oral lovin' and the photo above is the image you see. That's hot! Any old fart who wears guyliner and has to use that little blue pill to keep his d*ck hard, can climb into my bed any day.

Quote Me Of The Day: Fergie

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:08:51 EST

Josh Duhamel doesn't need to get some poon from a stripper when he has a girl at home who's a freak in the bed. In the new issue of Cosmopolitan, Fergie says she can be your run of the mill normal girl, or she can also be your dirty little slut.

"You know, in Italy, Catholic boys are raised to believe that there are two types of women: the Madonna and the whore. And me? I’m both."

That's my kind of girl! You have to switch things up every once in a while to keep your man satisfied. Why would Josh bang a stripper when he's got his own whore at home?

Quote Me of the Day: Michael Lohan

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:19:40 EST

Michael Lohan is always talking to the press about Lindsay Lohan. His estranged daughter is currently trying to get a restraining order against him for California, cause he often shows up to her Los Angeles home unannounced.

Michael Lohan told the NY Post's Page Six,

"She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."

Although I agree with what Michael said about Lindsay, I'm free to do so. I'm not her parent. The last thing he should do is say that his young daughter looks nearly four times her age. Lindsay has battled an eating disorder for the past few years, she's injected her lips with collagen, spray tans her skin constantly, changes her hair extensions like every hour,... She's insecure and Papa Lohan isn't helping.

Mike isn't a panty creamer himself! Lindsay may look 100, but Michael acts like he's four.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Happy With Her Body

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:44:48 EST

Jennifer Love Hewitt takes the photoshop award for the latest issue of Shape magazine. It's amazing how toned her body can get in less than two months after the photos were released of her playing tennis in a bikini.

In the issue Jennifer talks about working on eating better, and having more confidence in herself.

"For the most part, yeah, I'm happy with my body, but there are days when I'm like, 'Ugh! Really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?' That’s when I say to myself, 'I look this way because I'm supposed to. If we all looked the same, we'd be boring.'"

We wouldn't be boring, we'd all be gorgeous and sexing it up with each other! I know why I don't fit in my jeans, it's called a fat *ss. I definitely don't say to myself 'oh, my butt has expanded two inches in the past month but it's o.k., cause I'm suppose to keep getting fatter.'

Quote Me Of The Day: Malin Akerman

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:20:02 EST

Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too... Have you seen his hands? I'm sorry, but I'm a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice."

Malin Akerman isn't being totally serious, but she does have a huge crush on Barack Obama. Watch out Malin, or Michelle Obama and her guns for arms will pound your ass in the ground. Nothing's hotter than a good cat fight between chicks with great hair.

Quote Me of The Day: Ashlee Simpson

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:16:18 EST

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz filmed an episode of Rachel Ray that will air on September 15. Ashlee's been out promoting for Melrose Place, a CW spin-off where she plays a character named Violet.

Ashlee said,

"I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant. I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina."

I used to be a ballerina too, but I can't put my legs over my head anymore. I used to walk around the house doing splits all the time when I was younger. But if I tried that shiz now, I'd break multiple bones in the attempt and be forced to tongue-dial 911 to get me to the hospital asap.

I dunno how Ashlee's managed to remain so flexible for so long.

Ashley Olsen On Working While Growing Up

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:48:54 EST

Ashley Olsen is in the new issue of Marie Claire and talks about having such a fabulous childhood growing up on TV..

Ashley Olsen on growing up while working on Full House:

"[Growing up,] it was almost like I was in the Army," she laments. "School, work, homework, fly to New York, get in at 2 in the morning, do a morning show at 5 a.m., then another one at 7, then a radio interview at 10."

Can you imagine going through that day in and day out when your just a kid? That's child abuse! No wonder Ashley and Mary-Kate are so tiny and look malnourished, cause they never had time to eat. Now that they're worth trillions of dollars, they can't be complaining too much about working so hard when they were little.

Miley Cyrus: Stuck With Bad Teeth

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:45:24 EST

Miley Cyrus is gonna be stuck with snaggle teeth for life. Okay so they're not that bad but they are a little wonky.

Miley says that daddy Billy has put his foot down and won't allow her to get her grill fixed.

"My dad won't let me fix my teeth or cut my hair. He loves it. He's like, 'It's you.'"

Come on dad, let the girl get some new pearly whites! Just don't let her go all Hilary Duff and end up with horse choppers.