Renee Graziano meets with a plastic surgeon to talk about her "full body makeover" where the surgeon will be "cutting you all the way around your body, taking your skin up, taking the fat out. They inject it into your ass, sew it all together and then you're perfect." She says she's getting her body "today, and will be skinny tomorrow."
While on the operating table, Renee says that she's thinking of Kanye West's late mother. Great timing!
Carla Facciolo and Drita D'Avanzo meet up at Carla's house. They haven't hung out for a while, Drita says. But aren't they supposed to be such good friends?! Drita and Carla lay out in their bikinis, both looking smoking hawt! More T&A please. Drita says that she wants to hit the woman her husband cheated on her with with a crowbar "for general purposes," lol.
Renee wakes up from surgery talking about how bad her pain is, saying the medications aren't working. It's a little too real, a little too sad. Renee accidentally ripped her stiches open by moving in bed. She lost so much blood, she "almost died!"
Karen Gravano calls Renee to see how she's doing in the hospital. Renee says that she lost 6.3 pints of blood and her body went cold!! Damn. Renee says that Carla sent her one text on the day of her surgery and hasn't contacted her since to see if she's okay, which is unacceptable. Word! Carla says that she wishes that Renee would have gone with her to the gym because her surgery "wasn't worth it." Well that was sensitive, Carla.
Renee tells Karen that she came out of surgery looking "ugly" and that her surgery has taken her depression to a level she never thought she'd get to. Renee says that she should have just gone to the gym. This sh!t is too sad for me. I need some drama, the kind that doesn't involve any tears.
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