Hey all,

My "Because He's Hot" Friday posts are still alive and well, they just appear some weeks and not others. I also came up with a "Vintage YouTube video of the day" idea where I'll be posting some of my favorite old videos. They may not always be from YouTube, but I like how 'vintage youtube' sounds more than 'vintage video.'

On a sidenote, my celebrity interviews and pics are still coming this week. :)

Here's John Mayer being a total asshole to Ryan Seacrest in February of '07. Funny and sad at the same time.

* HOT LINKS *

Spicy has something nice to say about Victoria Beckham? - CS

Racist holds up "Obama monkey" for the cameras at Palin convention/ speech (video), site NSFW - DSF

Madonna's mustache is thicker than A-Rod's - CK

Katie Holmes is a gorgeous dyke - AB

Michael Lohan crotch shot - RR

Christina Aguilera cures gossip blogger - IBBB

Ellen DeGeneres gives Dakota Fanning driving lesson - GB

Anne Hathaway's ex blames Anne's lifestyle - BB

Lauren Conrad's boring, overpriced fashion line looks better - GTS

Nancy Raegan hospitalized with broken pelvis - PL

The comments on Sarah's page are pretty funny.

Thanks Craig!

Children are at greater risk of becoming short-sighted if they do not play outside and instead stay indoors watching TV, reading or playing computer games research has found.

Research carried out in Australia on 4,000 schoolchildren found that 12-year-olds who spent the most time doing 'near-work', such as sitting in front of a computer or TV or reading, and the least time outside had the greatest chance of being near-sighted.

The children who spent the longest amount of time outside had the lowest rates of short-sightedness no matter how much 'near-work' they did.

And there were still lower rates of myopia in children who spent a lot of time outside but not playing sport.

Children with low outdoor and high near-work activity had two to three-fold higher risk of myopia than the children who spent the most time outside.

A high level of outdoor activity was defined as more than 2.8 hours a day while less than 1.6 hours was classed as a low level of outdoor activity. The reason for the differences is the intensity of light outside.

In response to intense light, the retina releases dopamine which inhibits eye growth, affecting the shape of the eye.

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Marisa's 43 years old!!!! And she's playing a stripper!!!!!! And she looks damn hot (exclamation marks x5). Yes, this is exciting. This picture is my gmyspiration. To look this awesome when you're 43 years old is sumthin' worth fighting for. Work it out, Marissa! Uh, looks like you already did that. Lookin' good! :)

43 year old Marisa Tomei will be playing the hottest over-aged stripper ever in her new movie "The Wrestler" co-starring Mickey Rourke and directed by Darren Aronofsky.

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I couldn't stop laughing at this, and that's probably because I'm such an undercover slut, but Margaret Cho and Jay Brannan wrote a blowjob advice song that I think is good stuff. Hope you enjoy.

For the party, women were to wear Victoria's Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and talk constantly on their cellphones, according to the invitation on the social-networking site Facebook. Guys were to wear turned-up "popped" collars, aviator sunglasses and flip-flops. The event was dubbed the ‘Douchebag' party."

Students said the party was supposed to be a parody. Still, officials, reading about the party, wrote to the students, warning they may violate the university's code of conduct and face sanctions. The students decided to call off the party.

School officials felt the party had a gender bias theme. Um, okay?!!! Maybe. Probably. But this party sounds lame and tame. Rhymes, but it's true. They should have let these dorks throw their damn douchebag fiesta. Keep them off the street for a few hours.

Why should the chicks be constantly talking on their damn phones?! That has got to be code for 'take your clothes off, give lap dances and service the "douches."

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LINKAGE

• Proof that the apocalypse is taking place right now? - CS
• The thievery edition, baby! - CK
• Adam Corolla dishes about his encounters with John Mayer - AB
• Pussycat Dolls tits - RR
• Anne Hathaway looks like Christina Aguilera - SOW
• IBBB's hot review of Bravo's A-List Awards - IBBB
• Whoopi Goldberg on anal sex. Yes, you do wanna know. Heh. - GB
• Carrie Underwood is all 3 - sexy, beautiful AND cute - DS
• Now this is a really good publicity stunt!! - PB

A Cuddle Party may look like a pajama party for grown-ups. It's fun but there are rules. The number one rule, pajamas stay on the whole time. This is a non-sexual event.

So what's a cuddle party?

The parties are held around the country to help people achieve better intimacy, and communication. And it allows people to express themselves in a comfortable and safe environment.

There's snuggling, nuzzling and even spooning. But not everyone's ready for a group hug right away since you may not know everyone. So to get comfortable there are a few steps to start with.

The first step, whether you're with a partner or by yourself, is to sit and chat in a welcome circle. You hear the rules which include asking permission and getting a verbal yes before you touch anybody. And if everyone agrees to all of the rules, the cuddling begins.

"I love experiencing the feelings that come up when you connect with each individual person," said cuddle party-goer Linda Hunter at a recent Phoenixville party.

"Day to day life can get isolating so it's nice to have something to break out of that pattern," says Eric Merlino, another cuddle guest.

For Eric Hunter, "I have finally completely overcome my social anxiety that I had for decades."

Cuddle parties last for about 3 hours and pajamas and stuffed animals are optional.

"These folks enjoyed themselves, they tell me they leave feeling lighter emotionally and physically," said Edie. "You can't help but smile being around this."

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LINKAGE

Howard Stern's new feud - CS
We all saw this breakup coming, or at least I did - Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson = done! - SOW
The deets on masturbation month - CK
Getting paid to cop a feel - AB
Which hot slut always wins every damn contest - RR
Mariah Carey explains that she's 12 years old, explains everything - DS
Kiki Dunst gets replaced! - GB
Priceless America's Next Top Model review by the incomparable - IBBB

You know you want one. ;)

BREAKING: Nick Hogan gets 8 months in jail plus probation - PL
No one wants to work with her! - CS
The plastic surgery club - SOW
The picture alone made me lmao - CK
More Justin Timberlake on your TV, his new venture - DD
Jennifer Love Hewitt part 2, Elisha Cuthbert has gained about 15 pounds, bikini pics - ND
What's the dorcus collection? - AB
Massive boobs - RR
Hollywood cellulite - PB
Usher on the Dancing with the Stars finale - DS
Is Katharine McPhee starving herself again? You decide - GTS
Amy Winehouse gets outta car on freeway, stops traffic so she can smoke! - AIW

Well, I had a lot of fun last night at The Viper Room on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood, ya know, the infamous rock club where River Phoenix died. I've been to every other venue on Sunset Strip but I've bailed on all the rock shows I was supposed to see there for various reasons for years! But I finally made it to The Viper Room and I had a blast!

I've been buried in school work, and I still am, but it's good to try to get out at least 2 nights a week. Hope you have a fun, sexy weekend, all! Thanks again for poppin' this week. ;)

Maybe these friends were just bored? All I know is, this is talent! Hang on til 1:30 for the backflip. Luvs it. :)

If only I could meet a guy who can flip outta his boxers or a ho who can flex her back muscles to unsnap her bra, that would be hilarious!