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Chinese Man Perspires Green Sweat

Cheng Shunguo, 52, of Wuhan city, says his sweat turned green in the middle of November. "I noticed that my underwear and bed sheets were all green, and even the water in the shower," he told the Chutian Metropolis News. Cheng says he feels no discomfort, but went to hospital because he was worried about his condition.

Doctors thoroughly cleaned his armpits but it took only 10 minutes for his sweat to turn a piece of white gauze green again. They have carried out blood tests on Cheng, but found everything to be normal. "We can't find the cause," admitted a spokesman for the hospital which reported the case to the media in the hope of finding a solution.

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"My Penis Is So Small" Excuse Didn't Work

A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small. Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.But the jury at Teesside Crown Court convicted the father-of-two, of Stockton, Teesside of seven counts of outraging public decency.

During the three-day trial the defendant told the court: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that. My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."

He showed the jury photographs taken by his wife to prove his claims. But the jury convicted him of flashing in front of six different women over a number of years.

* Oh my gosh. I'm guessing he didn't have an attorney? What kind of excuse is that, 'my penis is tiny!' His wife should file for divorce.

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R.I.P. Evil Knievel (with video) - SOW
These celebrity pictures are crazy!! -CS
The Victoria Secret models are actually ugly? - RR
Jennifer Aniston keeps chipping away at her nose - CR
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Victoria Beckham is going nekkid - GB
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A true genius at work: Kellie Pickler on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - GL
Halle Berry's new ad campaign - AIW
I don't like the dress, but Shar Jackson is lookin' hawt! - JN
I have no idea why she would put out a calendar, but I guess she has fans - CRP
My 14-year-old girl moment - IBBB
Britney Spears is addicted to hotels - BB

Going Green or Going Gross?

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Men, cover your eyeballs! I'm going to talk about menstruation. Some eco-friendly extremists have come up with reusable maxi pads. Read on...

If you don't want to deal with the hassle of selecting a costly reusable alternative and have a bit of a crafter in you, then maybe it's time to join the hand-made revolution and re-assert your creativity (and to redefine "rag") by picking out some funky, colourful, pretty fabrics and to make your very own menstrual pads tailored for you.

They are easy to use, cute to look at, and comfortable. Just use them, soak them in cold water, and cold water wash them with your regular laundry. All you need is some soft natural cloth like cotton flannel. Cut it into the shape you like, perhaps based on the size the crotch part in your undies and sew. It's easy!

Have a sew-in with some girlfriends or surprise someone with a pretty and useful hand-made gift.

What's next, washable toilet paper and recycled condoms? Check out some of the comments on this post. Hilarious.

I'm not a woman, so at the risk of making an arse of myself I'll just ask this: do they absorb as well as the expensive disposable varieties?

you guys are right, well atleast in my experience. i tried the cloth pads ages ago and as a heavy bleeder for about half of my menstruation cycle, i found they didnt absorb quite as well.

i think that's the silliest invention ever not only they are LESS hygienic then the ones we buy from our local pharmacy, but they are hardly reliable! fabric will just absorb the blood and it will start leaking within the first 30 mins (sucks to have heavy flow) they also won't stay put and lastly, it's going to feel super uncomfortable wearing them! they are not making pads ultra thin for nothing, why go back to diaper-like pads?!

I would argue that the whole point of making pads yourself is to free oneself from the commodification & commercialization of menstruation.

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WOW! I care about the environment, but not enough to wear some washable diaper.

* I wasn't gonna update today because I'm buried in work to do, but I did. :) I didn't wanna go all Amy Winehouse on you and cancel. Anyway, that means hell no I'm not posting any links today. I'll catch up tomorrow. <3

Hungry Tigers Go Cannibal

Tigers in a north China zoo that was too poor to properly feed them turned on each other, killing and eating one, zoo authorities said on Monday."There is no money. Of course (the incident) was caused by a lack of food,"a woman in the director's office at the Shenyang Bingchuan Wildlife Park told Reuters. The same zoo was shut down briefly last year due to a shortage of funds and lack of visitors, earlier media reports said. "We only receive 1,000 yuan (65 pounds) per month in government subsidies and the park is only able to generate another 1,000 yuan each month from the sale of tickets, which is the main source of income," the official said.In the incident, which happened on Sunday, four tigers got into a fight, killing one and devouring its innards.

What kind of frickin' zoo is this? If they can't afford to even feed the animals, how is this place even in business? PETA you better get on this shit!

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Death By Condom

A thrill-seeker killed himself by pulling a condom over his head to try to give himself a sexual high, an inquest has heard. Gary Ashbrook was discovered naked on his bed alongside three empty cans of nitrous oxide he used to blow up the contraceptive.The 31-year-old had been experimenting with the drug, also known as laughing gas, with friends he had met online, said housemate Michael Young, who found his body in May.

Mr Young told the inquest: 'He had been putting a condom on his head for two to three months. He learned this through some friends of his for sexual gratification.' The housemates spent the previous evening eating pizza and watching the Eurovision Song Contest on TV with friends at their home in Newhaven, East Sussex.

Friend Paul Beaton said: 'I knew he was into the sadomasochism bondage scene. I'm sure this was an accident.

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**Yeah, I totally forgot to tell y'all I'm blogging for Joy today and tomorrow. That sexy bitch will be blogging for me on Thursday and Friday! Have a good evening and I'll see ya tomorrow!**

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WTF Pic Of The Day - Tree Boy

An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A.Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty "roots" began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident. The welts spread across his body unchecked and soon he was left unable to carry out everyday household tasks. To make ends meet he even joined a local "freak show", parading in front of a paying audience alongside victims of other peculiar diseases.After testing samples of the lesions and Dede's blood, Dr Anthony Gaspari of the University of Maryland concluded that his affliction is caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), a fairly common infection that usually causes small warts to develop on sufferers. "The likelihood of having his deficiency is less than one in a million," Dr Gaspari told the Telegraph. "He won't have a perfectly normal body but the warts should reduce in size to the point where he could use his hands," Dr Gaspari said."Over the course of three to six months the warts should be come smaller and fewer in number. He will be living a more normal life."

Make sure you take care of that HPV before you turn into a crazy tree person too!

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WTF Pic of The Day: The Condom Hat

Clothing decorated with condoms seen at the 4th China Reproductive Health New Technologies and Products Expo in Beijing.

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The Worlds Tallest & Smallest Dogs Meet Up For Some Butt Sniffing

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Measuring a whopping 107cm ( 3 1/2 feet ), gentle giant Gibson was named tallest dog back in 2004. Joining him in the hall of fame for 2007 is tiny Boo Boo who only measures 10.16cm ( 4 inches ) and is smaller than Gibson's head. The two celebrity hounds, who were both bred in America, met up to celebrate Guinness World Records Day 2007.

Alright there's not hind quarters sniffing that could possibly go on with these two. In fact if that Chihuahua got behind that Dane at the wrong time, he could possibly end up in steamy grave!

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How Cool Is This?

I say, anything that doesn't harm others and raises awareness is hawt. Creative!!

A line measuring over 3,000 meters, created by tying over 30,000 condoms together, was created at an anti-AIDS event in Romania.

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128543beqo0.jpg3285563clc8.jpgThis event looks like a lot of fun. It's the perfect way to get folks, who rather make something than hold a picket sign, to support a worthy cause. :)

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I Want One

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The Whirlpool Glass bathtub from Wasauna, touting sixteen jets and seating capacity for two persons, is made of high quality glass and stainless steel. The price tag is $3199.

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