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Editor's Note: Here's my top 10 craziest Google searches (in Italics) that led people to this site, non-italicized words = my commentary.

1. a picture of a naked women smacked as hard as possible
2. can a man impregnate a gorilla video - Do you have a local zoo you can go to where you can try this out?
3. picture of a butt hole - Jeremy Piven. Daddy Dude.
4. jack daniels blanket - Where is this available and does it come with booze?
5. 2009 year of pussy calendar
6. pics of horny crackheads - Yo mama!
7. lick jessica simpsons asshole - Because it... drumroll, please, tastes like chicken.
8. does jessica alba look white - Not since the last time I checked.
9. how to make wife whore
10. bitches fighting nude - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

Editor's Note: Here's my top 10 craziest Google searches (in Italics) that led people to this site, non-italicized words = my commentary.

1. mormon lotion - I think I'd get knocked up if I ever tried to use this as a lube, but I'm interested in trying out some of this in aloe for the hand and body.
2. indian girls pissing and pit - Is this some kind of ritual I can get in on?
3. married sluts - Sounds like a hot porn.
4. hey google what's eminem been up to - Haha. Me and Google be tight too. Hey Google, what's Oprah's checking account pin number?
5. small, penis photos - Yes, you are still small even if you find pictures of men who are smaller.
6. lookin' good for jesus - Are you showing some tits, butt cleavage or testicles? If not, you're completely overdressed.
7. what is panty pudding - Body fluids that flow like a river in the mom jeans of Claymates at a Gayken concert before, after and during the show.
   
8. hairy girls crotch - I'm having visuals of this one girl from gym class in middle school. I'll leave it at that.
9. patty the pussing pimple - Hmmmm.... This character needs to be written into Hannah Montana somehow. Patty could be chipper, yet edumacational.
10. the hottest bulge in the west - My gut. WESTSIIIIDE, fool! I be makin' it rain on dem skinny ass hoes. Stuntin' is a habit.

Editor's Note: Here's my top 10 craziest Google searches (in Italics) that led people to this site, non-italicized words = my commentary.

1. are gay boyfriends worth it - If they're hawt, rich and help you pick out clothes, YES!
2. horny old man with period sluts pictures - I kind of like this. Next time, instead of shouting out the traditional "Effing bitch," I'mma call a ho a PERIOD SLUT!
3. "took a dump" nervous - Awww... you've taken your first dump in your boyfriend's bathroom. Your relationship is getting serious. But, don't worry, he won't give a shit that you gave a shit in the toilet, unless it stinks really bad... I see why you're nervous. Quick! Light a match.
4. future slut- Suri Cruise!
5. jessica simpson is fat! - No she's not!
6. brown pimple puss - Doesn't sound like a pimple, just a new Paris Hilton outbreak somewhere.
7. how jessica biel got her ass - Yours will never look like Jessica Biel's, but you can try butt implants and botox injections in your ass cheeks to see what result that brings.
8. love to suck - Popsicles and lollipops.
   
9. i dont want to see hot picsof hannah montana i want preety not sexy
10. granny with make-up - Is actually working as a hooker on the side. You know the economy is really bad when grannys be turnin' tricks just to buy denture cleaner.

He huffs, and puffs â€" and blows out the candles! John Legend celebrates his 30th birthday Sunday night with a party at New York City's Lucky Strike bowling alley, where the singer was presented with a piano-shaped cake.

1. using female sluts as urinals -  If I had a penis I possibly would?!
2. uncontrollable laughing - At the Single Ladies YouTube videos.
   
3. your sister shows her tits - And your brother shows his dick, but at least your sister gets paid for it.
4. how to pop own joints
5. kelly clarkson small tits - REALLY? Looking for proof...
6. power bottom list - How do I submit my name for consideration?
7. bitch pics
8. a full video of sex - With yo mama!
   
9. fitness dvds for fatties - Awww... Nothing makes a better Christmas present than suggesting someone should lose some weight.
   
10. gyllenhaal jake circumcised
    

1. "kelly rowland is passing gas" - and it smells like jasmine and kettle corn.
2. omg i can't believe how sexy you still are! - I can't either. Especially now that I haven't been going to the gym since my car accident. I blame it all on good genes, though, bitch!
3. bottom power bottom difference - Being a power bottom makes the world a better place and having protected sex can make a difference.
4. spread em baby - But will you pay me what you had promised? I don't come cheap, Eliot Spitzer.
5. sexy text messages for your gay boyfriend - Don't make me go there. I wrote the book. Seriously, at least one of my ex-boyfriends has to be openly gay by now.
6. naked sluts with cellulite - Pass gas that smells like Kelly Rowland's.
7. sex husband and wife - I wanna see Brangelina, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Avril Lavigne and her troll, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore and Hilary Clinton riding Bill with a strap-on.
8. 12 year old girl nude dont tell anyone - I'm gonna tell yo mama, perv!
9. i do not understand
10. one night stand slut pics - When they come on ceramic mugs they make the perfect stocking stuffer.

1. excuses to show people your penis - Being drunk, hawt, hot or on a dare.
2. fat girls can't - be skinny and fat at the same time.
3. butch pussy - Rosie O'Donnell. Ewwww!!
4. cant believe daughter growing up
5. i like trannies and im straight - So do I.
6. orgy casting call - Where in L.A. is this goin' down?
7. robert pattinson´s phone number - I'm not gonna give you that.
8. sluts in leggings - Lindsay Lohan!
9. small penis - Spencer Pratt
10. booty showing - on Broadway and 5th at 9 p.m. tonight.
    

1. gay mormons porn - Must. See. This. It's now all I want for Christmas.
   
2. your wife is a whore photos - I'd prefer your wife is a whore t-shirts instead.
   
3. "heath ledger pant size"- Do you wanna dress up like him an accept an award on his behalf?
   
4. beckhams and herpes - Beckhams and don't have it.
5. dudes get nude in shower video - Why didn't they keep their clothes on?
6. kim kardashian butt good size? - If horse ass is your thing - YES!
7. skanky bitches naked - This is much better than Grandmas showing their boobs.
   
8. skinny with gummi bears - Although gummi bears are healthy, this meal plan lacks too much good stuff.
9. anal sex disasters - Sex with Clay Aiken!
   
10. mexico sex hardcore - I hear the sex is better in Arizona. ;)
    

1. 2 midgets attack a whore - So who won?!
2. i got into a accident and am hurt what should i do - Go online and find out instead of going to the doctor for treatment.
3. "baby bump" porn - Why do I wanna watch this?!
   
4. housewifes mutual masterbation video - Is it consensual?
   
5. nude pics of rodeo rock of love - That would only reveal the penis she must be workin' wit.
6. butholes tattoos - I didn't know these exists. Now I know where to get my first tattoo.
7. sexy pics of couples topless - Lesbians? Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, please.
8. baby pubes pic - Because I'm sophisticated, I prefer mature pubes that are trimmed, attached to menz with good jobs.
   
9. dirty kinky santa girls
10. prince william urine - Smells like pee and looks like piss, but isn't as sexy as Prince Harry's poop. This is actually about the exposed penis pics of Prince William taking a leak.

1. nude cooks - SO dangerous. Whenever I make crab cakes hot oil splatters all over me like crazy. One drop of that shiz on my nips and I'm calling 911.
2. cottage cheese butts uncensored - Whhhhhhhhyyy?
3. i want to impregnate miley cyrus
4. i wasn't wearing a bra - So show me your tits then!
5. face twitching cocaine - Any Wino! But wtf? Who say dat?
6. the best networking site to find sluts to fuck! - Pop on the Pop, bitches!
7. "this is not going to end well" - But it is what it is.
8. breakout on chest and stomach - Paris Hilton's herpes show up everywhere.
9. penis too small to pop girls - Anything 4 inches or under, so says Dr. Sue.
10. celebrity butthole picture -surfer -surfers - Ride them waves.