Random News (Page 3)

1. high school sluts in sneakers - Why not hooker boots, girls?
2. popping nipples - Is harder to do than popping pimples, which makes it more rewarding, but my preference is popping the plastic bubbles that come wrapped around merchandise.
3. dakota fanning slut pics - Give her another two years, they'll leak.
4. 50 cent crying - Can he really?
5. good booty - Jessica Biel! Ruben Studdard.
6. california titties - What about Florida scrotums? Anyway, I hear the sex is better in Arizona.
7. jızz - Only with juice, baby.
8. how is lauren conrad so rich - She was born into wealth and has seven reality tv seasons under her belt.
9. take her thong off - With your teeth is always best.
10. how to assassinate kids at school - Do I gotta try to contact the FBI now?!

1. "spread her butt" - And dig for gold and diamonds.
2. is eva longoria white? she doesn't look white to me
3. bow to pop sex - How does one go about doing this? Does this happen after one or both parties take a bow?
4. chinnifer - Jennifer Aniston! I've never heard this before but I luvs it!!
5. all things clay aiken - CLAYMATES!!!! Aaaaaaaahhh!
6. nude on the rag girls - OH. MY. GAWD!!!!
7. bare camel toe - Can't exist. Isn't the whole premise of camel toe cloth wedged between snatch lips? Ya can't be nekkid and serve up the toe.
8. bruised sluts
9. lice off - I've never had it and I dunno what works, but reading POTP is good for the mind, body and spirit. I think it gets rid of lice too.
10. omg wtf kitty - Fo sho!

I posted these today because I didn't do one yesterday but Google Searches are a Monday - Friday thang. ;)

1. ninja pussy - I, too, would like to think that my vajayjay lips would go Kung Fu fighting whenever necessary. Or at least bust a cap in a dude's ass if he steps outta line.  I actually made this inquiry up! It popped in my head and I liked it so much that I decided to post it.
2. she's electric boogie boogie boogie - Aaaahhhh...
3. forgot panties - Sure you did. That's so not possible. Wait, I think I have once.
4. insanely kinky sex - Mentally insane people make the best fuck? I believe it.
5. firefighter sluts - My favorite kind of sluts carry big hoses. Get it. Heh. Heh. Uh...
6. banging stepmoms - How 'bout electric stepmoms that go boogie boogie boogie? This entry reminds me of a lot of disturbing Howard Stern shows I've listened to. Like one in particular when a son talked about banging his biological mother.
7. flavor of a sister - If I could assign a flavor to my sister it would be cayenne pepper, what flavor would your sibling(s) be? And what kind of recipes do you think you could use 'em in?
8. why is she called rihanna - Very critical and thought-provoking question. But I'm guessing that when "she" was born, the name her parents selected was Rihanna. This person is a threat to his or her own offspring.
9. girlfriend feels icky about lesbian feelings - LINDSAY LOHAN!
10. is vicodin like marijuana - Please stay outta the pharmaceutical industry.

1. grandma has huge boobs videos - One of the most disturbing inquiries. Ever. Let's just say Granny's workin' wit some big hooters, they're probably touching her knees! Why do you wanna see 'em?
2. jake gyllenhaal std - Ooooooohhhhhh! So. Not. True. Hey, groupie bitch, stay away from my Jakey Pooh!
3. gay christian baby trailer - Ha! None of these words belong together. None.
4. day before boob job - Hmmm. The day before a boob job what would I do? Film a sex tape with my natural tits. Yeah, that's it. Get a mani and pedi and play laser tag, nude, with my natural tits.
5. its britmas bitch - It's not that serious. Britney fans be krayzee. I kind of like this search, though.
6. deflated tits - RACHEL ZOE!!! Who else? I feel like I'm forgetting some bitches here. Keira Knightley...
7. i fuck katy perry - I do too! Psycho.
8. 117 pounds - Is that your goal weight, and how tall are you?
9. grabs boob while kiss - How horny are you? There are plenty of good porn sites, and if you type this in and probably scroll through pages to get to POTP, you need sex rehab, stat.
10. bedhead after party kim kardashian- What does having bedhead after partying with Kim Kardashian mean? This could go so many ways. Crazy fans.
    

1. grab her boobs - Why don't you start things off by going for the ass first?
2. hello nipples - Rachel Zoe's breasts say go eff yourself. They died a few years ago and her nipples have since fallen off.
3. i'm a gay male slut - Christian Siriano, Miley Cyrus' boyfriend, Gay Al or Jennifer Hudson's fiance.
4. married but still virgins
5. straight trannies - Huh?
6. brown milf - I dunno what the best color for a milf should be. But my top brown milf pick goes to Halle Berry, Laila Ali comes in second.
7. celebrity buttholes - I wish my starfish were famous. It would deserve its on star on the walk of fame. Get it?! ... *crickets chirping*
8. "sex more * boyfriend - For love or a suga daddy or if he's packing heat? Yes. If not, then you should be typing in "sex less boyfriend," honey.
9. buy a cheetah - Can you wrap it up for me with a big silver bow on top? Oh, and I'd like $20 cash back with that, please. Thanks.
10. dress fat - Yes, that dress does make you look fat. Heh.

1. breast feeding sluts - What the WTF?!!!!! I'm hoping that this inquiry was for porn with girls who squirt their milk on dudes during 'the act'.
2. big boobs haircut - Do big boobs want haircuts, or do your tits look bigger if you have a certain haircut? Heh.
3. dirt super panties - Dirty panties aren't super, but I want a pair of 'super panties.'
4. " has herpes"- This one's easy, Paris Hilton!
5. "britney spears" "her penis"
6. "impregnate her" - Is some couple struggling to conceive?
7. atl whore houses - Where Kim of the Real Housewives works.
8. beyonce have sex in new movie cadillac records - Does Beyonce get laid in Cadillac Records? I didn't see it this weekend. Dunno.
9. britney taking it in the ass - From who?
10. "boobs" "aaaa cup" - If you've got tig ol bitties like these, just don't wear a bra at all cause there's nothing much to cover up. Dunno if bras are made that small.

1. blowjob buddy pics - I, too, think that friends would give the best blowjobs?!
2. butthole picture - Take your own.
3. i like stealing makeup - This reminds me of when I was in high school and I stole some mascara while my dad was in the store and I got caught. SCARINESS!
4. kinky santa - I wanna watch this porn. Santa, what are you gonna put up my chimney this year? Ha.
5. penis discuss - I always discuss penises, especially at dinner tables.
6. rubber testicles - Yuck.
7. what is it called when your ass looks like cottage cheese - Cottage cheese ass!
8. "david cook" cock - Pervert. :)
9. cheese pics - Why? Cheese looks like, I dunno... cheese.
10. cop with girl flashing - Does this work? I haven't been able to talk myself out of a ticket to save my life, maybe I should give some girl gone wild action and see what happens.

1. accidental nipples - I wanna know more. Is this about having more than two nipples? Giving an accidental nip slip? Or getting into some form of accident because hard nipples distracted you? I choose the latter. Hard nipples can be a serious problem; they hurt or they garner too much attention. Occasionally when they appear in all their stiff glory, their presence defines what 'accidental' is all about. Er,... I'm tryna understand this one.
2. bitch i'm talking to you four christmases - I'd like to think that this inquiry was intended to say 'bitch, I'm taking you to four christmases,' in that case, thanks, baby. You're the perfect boo for taking your bitch to see Four Christmases.
3. i need a friend - Searching for one on Google is the wrong way to go.
4. skinny ass pics
5. "douche" "jenni" - Tryna find out if Jenni douches? Or if she's dating a douche? Either way, I think you should try asking her, or texting her if you're shy.
6. angelina jolie loves anal
7. buff women nude - HOT!!!!
8. gay? christian siriano - I'm thinkin' maybe Christian has some family members who are in denial, because this man is a flamer.
9. hot girl feet hurt - WEIRD!
10. is annalynne mccord a virgin? - AnnaLynne's dad is pretty tech savvy.

Here's the top 10 strangest Google searches that led people to poponthepop.com yesterday. By the way, these Google search entries work best if I post the searches from the previous day, so that's what I'm doin'.

1. britney spears karate kid quote - Why?
2. spanx - Who's obsessed with Spanx?
3. " her baritone voice " - Who could this be? Shiz! I say a lot of bitches have a baritone voice, but I think I said this about Kim of The Real Housewives of Atlanta because she's a man.
4. "her pit stains"
5. "zach braff"+bulge - Uh... I've never thought of searching someone's name +bulge but I think it's a good idea.
6. +kim +atlanta +orgasm - WHY, Gawd, WHY would someone wanna see Kim of The Real Housewives of Atlanta climax?!!!! I'm so speechless.
7. anal skinny bitches - Now this Google search has two options. Did they wanna see skinny bitches having anal sex? Or were they hoping to find stories about skinny bitches being anal people to deal with? I choose the former.
8. best hollywood fuuck - Best Hollywood fuuck? Who could this be ... my bet's on Miley Cyrus. Ha. Or Lindsay Lohan
9. bronx mowgli wentz circumcised - Leave Bronx's dick alone! It's no one's bisnass whether or not he's circumcised.
10. damaged vagina - PARIS HILTON!!! Just kidding. I actually wanted to find out wtf this search was about. A post on Jenna Jameson came up. Ha. See, when I'm insulting folks, I'm helping people on Google find the answers to their questions. You don't want a damaged vagina? Stay away from making too many professional or amateur porn videos, Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O'Day.

One of my favorite blogging duties is finding out what people type into Google that brings 'em to my site. Now I'm taking you on the ride with me and you can observe the absurdity of it all. I hope to begin sharing what I think are my top 10 craziest Google searches for the current day on which I post them.

But, you know me: I hope to do a vintage youtube video of the day and I hope to keep my 'because he's hot' Friday posts going and I hope to blog on the weekends one of these days and I hope to... so no expectations, puh-lease.

So here's the top 10 strangest Google searches for December 1st that led people to poponthepop.com, (yes, I typed this yesterday and saved it as a draft) but these posts will be current from now on. I pinky toe swear.

1. britney spears cheese grits - did someone want the recipe?
2. i really need some pussy help - this is from Kanye yelling that into the mic on stage
3. grandma showing boobs - I actually would like to see pics of this
4. bare nipples
5. allergic reactions to vodka - POTP probably came up cause Wino snorts vodka
6. celebrity penis comment - that's like every comment I make about a hot dude
7. madonna loves anal - doubtful. And if she does love anal, that's only when she's wearing a strap-on
8. mariah carey shaved vulva - of course Mimi shaves! I never want to see the photographic evidence though
9. my new titties - could be heidi montag or so many other bitches
10. eva mendes pops out - of what? and i'm guessing they want some pics of eva's "my new titties" popping out?