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A deep "sucking" sensation made possible by a special structure. Special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup, to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. And, the unique pinched-in shape helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. These advanced features combine with an arousing "slurping" sound and vibration to give you the feeling that you're enjoying a real deep throat experience.

I can't wait to buy one for myself! Hehe. Pretend I didn't type that.

The BJ cup is made by a Japanese company named Tenga, more info.

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• Mel Gibson didn't want Heath to act in Brokeback Mountain because of his gay character!! - CS
• Newest celebrity pregnancy rumor featuring Angelina Jolie - HC
• Jamie Lynn Spears will be a grandma in 13 years - PB
• Attack of the killer scrunchie - SOW
• Eddie Murphy was abusive towards Tracey Edmonds, grabbed her - GB
• "Think of Amy Winehouse, then take away the druggie lifestyle..." - AB
• Kirsten Dunst and Josh Hartnett in the sack -DS
• Tori Spelling is pregnant again - CP
• Eva Longoria is married to Tony Parker but doesn't know shit about basketball - GL
• Carrie Underwood's cheese - GTS
• Hayden Panettiere is a raccoon - ND
• Britney Spears' paparazzo Adnan Ghalib has a small penis? - WIMB

Yesterday I posted a picture of George W. Bush with a "fan" on MLK day. Now I've got a great pic of another little girl giving Hilary the 'Senator, please!' look.

Too funny.

Thanks Scott!

Each Kitty Wig™ comes in an attractive round metal wig case with our fresh new logo on it. Your wig will arrive on a wig form and covered in a hair net to help keep its shape and luster. The package also includes complete instructions for care, suggestions from professional photographers, and a mouse with rattle to help you direct Kitty's stunned gaze. Every kitty loves the promise of a new toy for model behavior.

OMG! This shit is just ridiculous! I really wanted to title this post as Holy Shit because never in a million years did I think I would ever see a website that sells wigs for cats. Whoever started this business has to be one of those crazy cat ladies with 50 cats running around pissing on their beds and shitting in their plants. I thought the cat strollers were absolutely ridiculous but I think these wigs have taken the stroller off the map. The sad thing is, these cats are rockin' better wigs than Britney!

Kitty Wigs

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Eva Mendes At The 'Live' Premiere... Because She's Hot DS
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AMAZING!!! Bryan Berg, 33, has built a 25ft skyscraper out of playing cards.
The professional 'cardstacker' has created a variety of breathtaking sculptures over the years including models of cathedrals, skyscrapers and stadiums, without using anything to stick them together. Berg said the combined weight of the cards and his special grid structures helped hold his constructions in place.

His latest creation, which took five weeks to build, stands at 25ft 9inches tall and was made from 1,800 decks of playing cards. It was limited only by the height of the building he was working in.

While Berg's remarkable feats may take unyielding concentration and patience he insists his work is highly rewarding.
"I like what I do. This is no kind of torture or boredom for me," he said. "In my lifetime, cardstacking has gone from a hobby to an obsession to a livelihood."

Berg first started building card houses at the age of eight. He broke the Guinness World Record for the World's Tallest House of Cards in 1992 at the age of seventeen, with a tower fourteen feet, six inches tall. When asked recently if he could build a taller structure, perhaps even 100ft high, he was undaunted. "You bet!" he said.

** It takes so much skill and patience to do what Bryan does. Couple that with a thick paycheck, (he says it's now making buildings with cards is now his livelihood), and you've got a pretty good gig. :)

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Holiday Shopping New York style - CR
Ashley Tisdale has a panic attack! - CS
Tara Reid looks really, really sickly - RR
Who said he's going to "crap out" - HC
Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien are crossing the picket lines next month, but Leno's the worst host on TV, and "has the natural talent of rotten vegetables". I totally agree. Can't. Stand. Him. - WIMB
Chinese food on what? - SOW
Hilary Duff travels with like 200 pounds of luggage - DS
Haha, Evil Beet! Nick Lachey looks hot here. Would you still let him boink you? - Nick Lachey is boring now
Celebrities make shitty designers, or don't they? - PB
Paris Hilton humps stuffed animal in front of crowd - AIW
Lohan broke as a joke - ND
Survivor's big fat mullet liar - CDL
High School Musical, the gangsta mix - AB
What does Mischa Barton love? - GB
Heroes sexpot Ali Larter engaged - BS
Tara Reid trades addictions - IBBB
New Lost promo - GTS

Suggestive pink Santa panties targeting young girls are being removed from Wal-Mart stores after parents objected to the offensive undergarments. The panties, which were sold in the juniors department, seemed to suggest that girls don't need money, they just need a sugar daddy â€" in this case Santa Claus.

The hipster briefs â€" carrying the slogan "Who needs credit cards ..." on the front and "When you have Santa" on the derriere â€" caused an uproar among parents, who called for the $2.96 drawers to be pulled off the racks.

"We have directed our stores to remove this merchandise from our shelves," Linda Brown Blakely, a spokeswoman for Wal-Mart, told FOXNews.com Wednesday.

"There's nothing quite like telling adolescent girls that they don't need to worry about finances since they have their very own moneypot between their legs," Jessica Valenti, the executive editor of Feministing.com, wrote on the panty blog post.

* Get the eff over it. These are cute panties. I wish I had a pair when I was 13. I may have learned a thing or two earlier. As I get older, it's becoming more difficult to find a sugar daddy. And before I know it I'll be done with school, making it really hard to fulfill the I-banged-my-teacher-for-an-A fantasy I've had for years. Be a ho while you can. Life is short ... I sound like Howard Stern.

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Jenna Jameson looks less like a frog now?! - CS
Guess who got a mohawk? - SOW
The energizer druggie - HC
45 minutes of fame in 65 seconds - AB
Start a band with Keith - RR
This quote about David Beckham's penis is SO fake - Ayyyy
Celine Dion is frighetingly thin - BB
Hayden Panetierre doesn't look like Hayden Panetierre - GB
Kate Hudson tells all in Vogue January - DS
The benefits of gaining weight - tits - AIW

The owner of a Burger King franchise says there's no merit to a man's claim that he bit into an unwrapped condom while eating a sandwich he bought there.

Van Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, claims in a lawsuit that he bought a Southwestern Whopper at the restaurant in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it. The suit, filed last month, seeks damages for pain and suffering, emotional duress and medical expenses. Alfred Burns, a sanitarian supervisor said investigators couldn't rule out the possibility that someone had placed a condom in the sandwich.

Hartless, a student at Green Mountain College in Poultney, said he kept the sandwich and the condom as evidence. "It was never my intention to file a lawsuit in the first place," he said. "I just wanted the assurance that they would pay my medical bills if something happened to me."

I dunno what happened, but some Burger King manager can't confirm for sure that no one put a condom in a burger unless he's a walking surveillance camera himself. Putting a condom in a burger sounds exactly like something a fast food employee would do as a prank. So gross.

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Happy Friday everyone! My school semester officially ended yesterday. Thank you again Snarky for doing an amazing job!!!! As Snarky said, I'll be holdin' it down until January, with the exception of the Christmas and New Year's holidays... Enjoy your weekend, I'm off to get ready to partake in various forms of debauchery.

<3

Joy A

Some people in Lisle have a nasty clean-up job on their hands after apparent airplane waste made an unscheduled landing on their homes and in their yards. What might have been a surprise from the sky hit houses on Arborview Drive. "Numerous splotches of brown and yellow colored liquid, it was like three or four lots wide," said Lisle resident Mark Sickinger.

"It didn't take long for at least six homeowners here to conclude the substance was human waste, scattered across their lawns, and even their rooftops. They called police, but did not suspect it was the work of vandals. "This is a flight pattern for O'Hare and a lot of times there's planes flying overhead," Sickinger said. "I figured it was from a low-flying airplane." Everyone had the same suspicion. Some even took pictures of the scattered mess. An FAA spokesperson said while the agency is investigating, they are not ready to say whether or not this deposit was made by a plane.

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Well folks I'm jumping out of the POTP world for 2 weeks vacation -- Thank you Joy!! I hope you all have a kickass Christmas and a very hungover New Year! Me love you long time!!!

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A retired Scottish school teacher was recovering on Monday after spending nearly four days trapped inside a men's toilet with no food or mobile phone. David Leggat was locked inside the bathroom at a lawn bowling club near the Scottish city of Aberdeen after the door jammed and the handle on the outside fell off. The 55-year-old kept warm by dipping his feet in hot water but only managed to get about three hours' sleep a night in the freezing temperatures, the local Evening Express newspaper reported. He was rescued when the cleaner at the club, which is little used in winter, turned up to collect her cleaning equipment.

"At least there was a toilet to use," he said. "The only thing I regret is not getting trapped behind the bar."

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Researchers have discovered a gene involved in homosexual behavior in the tiny flies.

They also found a way to turn homosexuality on and off with drugs. Humans have a similar gene. But it's unclear what effect, if any, the gene has on homosexual behavior in people, said biologist David Featherstone of the University of Illinois at Chicago.

After a century of study on fruit flies, researchers have accumulated a vast storehouse of genetic knowledge. UIC researchers were using fruit flies to study muscular dystrophy when they discovered a gene they call "gender blind," or GB.

Flies with a mutated form of the GB gene are bisexual. It appears they're unable to distinguish chemical smells, called pheromones, that tell whether other flies are male or female. "The GB mutant males treated other males exactly the same way normal male flies would treat a female," Featherstone said. "They even attempted copulation."

The GB mutation appears to strengthen nerve cell junctions called synapses. This causes flies to over-react to pheromones. As a result, they "broaden their horizons and go for both males and females," Featherstone said.

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A young girl went to the site and sent the virtual elf repeated questions about eating pizza. After this went on for a few minutes, the program sent the youngster an entirely unexpected response. "You want me to eat what?!?" it responded. "It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else." A reporter for a British news site successfully replicated the conversation and wound up getting the robot to call him a "dirty bastard."

Embarrassed Microsoft officials immediately pulled down the salacious St. Nick so they could have a closer look at what happened. But the company insists it's an anomaly and most would never get those kinds of answers. "It's not like if you say, 'Hello Santa,' he's going to throw inappropriate stuff at you," spokesman Adam Sohn defends. He blames the lewd comments on users who were "pushing this thing to make it do things it wasn't supposed to do." But he admits the computer giant didn't know about the foul language included in the code and was at a loss to explain why it was there in the first place.

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