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LAFAYETTE, Ind. -- A man who tried to enter his ex-wife's home through a basement window got stuck and suffocated, police said.

John Matthys' body was found Sunday evening by a neighbor who was watching the house for his ex-wife.

Investigators believe Matthys, 56, became stuck while trying to enter the house feet first through a basement window.

"Basically he was too big to fit in the window," Tippecanoe County sheriff's Detective Sgt. Travis Dowell said. Matthys' body might have been stuck in the window for up to a day before it was discovered.

Matthys' ex-wife was not home when he became stuck in the window. Dowell said investigators had not determined whether a crime was being committed when Matthys tried to enter the home.

This is sad. Dumbass didn't know how to stalk properly. How big was this dude and why did he think he would slide through the basement window like butta? So strange. Suffocation sucks. No pun intended.

I kid. I kid. I wish the victim's family the best during this difficult time.

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* It's the final post of the day, bitch! :)

MySpace, cofounder Tom Anderson has become a celebrity since the site launched in 2003 because he's every user's first "friend": when you join MySpace, your profile is automatically linked to his.

But it turns out that Tom may have a secret: his real age.

According to public documents obtained by NEWSWEEKâ€"including professional license information, voter registration and utility and telephone service applicationsâ€"Anderson is five years older than he claims. His online profile currently lists his age as 32, but it appears he was actually born on Nov. 8, 1970, meaning he'll turn 37 next week, not 33.

"I'm pretty bummed out about it," says 25-year-old Andrew Haynes, a Seattle comedian. "I've always taken MySpace with a grain of salt, but Tom was my first friend. It's kind of messed up that he lied to me."

I'm thankful this story came out. I almost haven't interviewed a single celebrity who was not lying about their age. I dunno why people think that celebrities aren't posers. Wake the fudge up, yo.

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A woman leaped from an 11-story Tokyo apartment Wednesday in an apparent suicide, striking and seriously injuring a passer-by, a news report said Wednesday.The unidentified woman, who appeared to be in her 30s or 40s, appeared to have jumped from the building onto a busy Tokyo street and was declared dead at the scene, Kyodo News agency reported.

She hit a 47-year-old male pedestrian who suffered a brain injury, the report said. The Tokyo Metropolitan Police said they could not immediately confirm the report.

Japan has one of the industrial world's highest suicide rates, with more than 32,000 people taking their own lives in 2006.

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A man was charged with petty theft after being caught on a surveillance camera taking jelly beans out of a bin and eating them before he got to the cash register.The 34-year-old Fort Walton Beach man was buying groceries at Albertson's when he stopped at a bin of candy and put an unspecified number of jelly beans in his mouth, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office report.

The store manager on duty told the deputy that he wanted charges brought against the suspect, who was also issued a trespass warning.

The jelly beans were priced at $6.99 a pound. The deputy estimated that the 10 jellybeans would have had a value of about $2.

A store manager contacted Thursday confirmed that the store has a "zero tolerance" policy against shoplifting.

Our tax dollars at work... Don't you just love it?

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Get your fresh hot severed legs here!

Maiden police said Tuesday the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches (5 to 8 centimeters) above the knee.

The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.

The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery "for religious reasons" she doesn't know much about. "The rest of the family was very much against it," Steele said.

Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles (55 kilometers) northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police said.

What kind of freak boy keeps his amputated leg? I just don't see the point. You can't re-attach it later. Is he going to attach it to a cushion and make a foot stool? That does it, I'm going to hell.

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A university student with a history of taping his own practical jokes was Tasered by campus police and arrested after loudly and repeatedly trying to ask U.S. Senator John Kerry questions during a campus forum. Andrew Meyer, 21, spent a night in jail before his release Tuesday morning. His attorney, Robert Griscti, did not return messages seeking comment."He apparently asked several questionsâ€"he went on for quite awhileâ€"then he was asked to stop," university spokesman Steve Orlando said. "He had used his allotted time. His microphone was cut off, then he became upset."

As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is shocked by the Taser. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?"

I can understand the dude may have gone on longer than he was suppose to but taser him while he's handcuffed? You can't tell me 4 officers couldn't have at least carried him out of the auditorium before shocking his ass! Those are some bad po-po!

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Which older half of a hot new Hollywood couple comes with the reputation of having hit his celebrity former girlfriend?

I feel totally cock blocked on this one. I'm having major brain freeze this morning and can't think of one decent hot new Hollywood couple. I totally suck.

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Police said a man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes. Commander Kevin Casper said the attack was "weird sexual behavior."The 24-year-old woman was leaving work around 1 a.m. Saturday when the 27-year-old man approached her and demanded her keys and phone. After that he removed her shoes.

Police arrested the man a few minutes later about four blocks away. The woman identified the suspect and police were able to recover her keys and phone.

The man is in custody and has not yet been formally charged.

That is just straight up nasty! What's with all the crazy bastards running around in the world today? He's looking fierce in his mugshot!

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Check out this video clip of the Oregon Duck giving the holy smack-down to the Houston Cougar mascot. Duck even throws down an atomic elbow! :)

Alameda County Superior Court Judge Julie Conger ruled Thursday that although Percy Honniball of Oakland was naked, he was not acting lewdly or seeking sexual gratification.

Honniball, 51, was arrested last year after he was spotted building cabinets in the buff at a home where he had been hired to work. The carpenter has said he likes to work in the nude because it's more comfortable and it helps him keep his clothes clean.

SERIOUSLY?!!? Since when is it o.k. to have your carpenter walking around your house naked with his nut-sack airing out while he works on your flooring? If he's so worried about his clothes being clean, why the hell is he in the carpentry business? Can naked dude not afford some Tide or Gain? If I walked in my house and found some guy working naked I would take a nail gun and nail his nuts right to the wall. He wouldn't go anywhere till I could at least take pictures and post them on here. Not that any of you would wanna see that, but I'd surely get my gratification out of it. If he was totally hot, I wouldn't nail his balls to the wall, but I would fondle them for a little bit.

*In case I need to clarify, the dude in the pic is not the weirdo who was caught laying wood, naked. I just think the guy in this pic is totally hawt. ;) *

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