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The Real Housewives of Orange County's Lynne Curtain is showing off her brand new face. The reality star says that she was "so excited" to get chopped up. “I'd always worked out a lot, but my head didn’t match my body.”

Lynne went under the knife on July 11th in a procedure that sounds painful, per usual. Lynne says, "[My surgeon] moved my face up by lifting my forehead." She also had a lift around her neck.

“It looks like the clock has been turned back 12 years on my face.”  Her husband, Frank, thinks so too! “He sends me texts all day saying I’m hot!

Lynne looks good but what's up with her new smile? That tilt is making her look special.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 2 reunion should've been more "like bam!" but instead was more like "blonk!"

It was evident that it was all going downhill by the looks of the set itself. The cast members sat on couches at some ATL venue named "Opera" and the place looked haunted. It's almost like you could hear echoes. The ambiance sucked.

Sheree Whitfield: The stiffest of all the housewives spoke volumes with her body language. Beneath Sheree's long bangs, she could be seen rolling her eyes whenever Kim spoke. She also had on a ponytail that looked like a rope, which wasn't any better than her bang noodle and ponytail that she rocked during last year's reunion. Maybe the big jewelry didn't help, but there was something about Sheree's ensemble that made her look like a MANnequin.

Kim Zolciak: Her attire was hideous, but Kim doesn't know how to dress. She attended the She by Sheree fashion show in jeans and a wife beater. She also doesn't admit that she isn't 31. Her pathological lying is frightening.

Wiggy Kimmy was beyond disrespectful, frequently telling the host to "keep moving" and to "get off Big Poppa!" She knows nothing about respect cause she's a mistress who doesn't have a job. I could cut Kim some slack, but she claimed that she didn't attend Kandi's comeback performance cause her daughter may have had the swine flu. Why does Kim always have to name drop a potentially fatal disease for the sympathy vote?

Kandi Burruss: Needs to cool it with the weird facial expressions. She already resembles a frog and her lesbian mohawk isn't doing her any favors. She also seems uptight. She was trippin' that Lisa had cameras inside her bathroom and that a gay man grabbed her boobs? I wish I could go to a gay club everyday cause the boys love my girls. Heh. She needs to loosen up, but we still love her and she remains a fan favorite.

NeNe Leakes: B*tch was moving her hair piece outta her lazy eye exactly every .02 seconds. When you're on TV, it is NOT the time for primping and grooming. NeNe's new hair is fun, but she remains extremely uppity. You could just tell by the way she sat and stared and flicked her ugly hair piece that she thinks she's holier than thou. One reality TV show season later and she becomes a full-fledged diva?! And hatin' on Kandi just because she's successful? That makes her the immature and the ghetto one, not Kandi. It broke my heart to hear Kandi say that she liked NeNe the best and thought they would be friends.

Lisa: Looked gorgeous. I love her and I love her hatred for Wiggy Kimmy.

Dwight: Walked out on stage in a suit that was 2x bigger than his size. He had a lot of work done on his face since season one, and his makeup was heavy. He dissed all of the ladies as soon as he sat down on the couch, saying, "I feel like I've been at church all day!" But skinny a*s men in big suits should not throw stones. His pants were too short and they looked like capris when he sat down. He also got a penile implant - Kim put him on blast - and his face makes me uncomfortable. He is too old to be going under the knife like he is. He comes across as being so damaged and insecure.

  - In summary, the ladies GOTTA do better than this if they want to sustain a fan base. They put their drama aside, refused to answer questions or reveal anything interesting... the reunion was anti-climatic.

Kim "sang" at the end and Lisa busted out laughing, but it's not like that was interesting, either. We all know they're more ghetto and entertaining than that. Instead of Sheree asking "Who gon check me, boo?" these b*tches need to look at the reunion tape and check themselves. We want entertainment, not alliances and silence.

Kim Zolciak is about as natural as her wigs and she'll say it to your face. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star tells In Touch that she used to have black hair and that she would get a tummy tuck.

Kim Zolciak isn't exactly a credible source, so I wouldn't be surprised if her hair was actually brunette and she's already had a tummy tuck.

On how she used to look: I have black hair naturally, but my mom's a hairdresser, so I've been blond gradually since 16, 17 and on. I was always a thick build. I had braces."

On getting work done and lovin' the Botox: "I just don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Some cosmetic enhancement is obvious. A lot of times, the people who aren’t talking about it are the ones who look horrible. I do Botox. I’ve had my boobs done twice. I started getting Botox when I was 25 for migraines. I recommend that to anybody. And VelaShape. I don’t know if it shrinks you, but it keeps you tone and taut."

On getting more work done: "When I’m done having children, I’d be all for a tummy tuck. I would love a nose job, but I’m scared. I would do just about anything to maintain myself."

Kim's blond cause her mom's a hairdresser, she began getting Botox for migraines, she lost her hair cause of thyroids... Will she get a nose job to help cure some asthma?

That's not a typo. Kim Zolciak put out her cigarette and left her glass of wine backstage to "sing" live at the Gateway Event Center in Hotlanta on Friday.

Kim actually hit the stage while dressed up as Alice of Alice in Wonderland. She was adorable, and her floatation device breasts looked great.

I'm not gonna leave y'all hanging. Kim's performance is after the jump.

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Kandi Burruss is all set to take the music industry by storm. She's a Real Housewives of Atlanta fan favorite and a Grammy-winning songwriter. The petite singer performed her new song "Fly Above" on Monique's late night show, and she did a good job. Kandi seems quiet and on the shy side, but she's comfortable and confident on stage. Work it out!

To listen to another one of Kandi's new songs, "It Must Be Good," click HERE.

Wherever there's cameras or free wine, there's Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kim joined her fake rival NeNe Leakes for the RHOA season finale party at Mr. Chow's in L.A. on Thursday, and the aspiring singer pulled a Britney Spears and had herself a crotch shot.

Kim and Big Poppa have broken up, so she's looking for her next ATM machine. I dunno if this pic helps her cause. Any man who wants to wife a mother like this has too many issues to sort through.

* Also my RHOA reunion recap will be posted on Monday at the earliest cause I'm out of town.

Kim Zolciak has her very own Halloween costume and she made this video to promote it. Kim needs to work on fluctuating her voice and spacing out her words when she recites her lines, but it's not like she's a Julliard graduate. She does a decent job in this hilarious fake promo. If you like the Real Housewives of Atlanta, you're gonna like this.

Real Housewives of New York City star Bethenny Frankel and boyfriend Jason Hoppy will be walking down the aisle.

Last June Bethenny proclaimed that "I’m pretty much certain I’m going to spend the rest of my life with him," which of course made me figure that they were doomed, but they're not! At least not until after they get married.

Beth's boyfriend proposed to her on Oct. 8 after they dated for 11 months. Bethenny said, "It feels great, because I'm with the right person," - ya gotta love her confidence. She's also a piece of work and she probably keeps a whip in hand when she's with Jason.

Jason said, "She is very much a handful but one thing she did say to me is she needs a man that can handle her and that I can."

Jason's proposal included rose petals strewn across a dark hallway and over a hundred lit candles. He got down on bended knee and told her, "You are the love of my life. Will you marry me." He then revealed an 8-carat diamond with a 6 1/2-carat-pear-shaped center stone.

Bethenny joked that she made Jason pick up all the rose petals because that "was the first thing we had to resolve." SNAPS!

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak says that she is no longer in a relationship with human ATM machine Lee Najjar, aka Big Poppa.

Kim appeared at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel's Really Awards where she confessed that she's no longer a mistress, at least not with Big Poppa. "Big Papa and I ended it. At the end of the day, he will always be the love of my life, but it's time for me to move on" and find someone else to pay my bills.

Kim also talked about NeNe Leakes and Kandi Burruss.

On NeNe:

"I've just moved past it with Nene, and I think her true colors have really surfaced, and they will continue to do so. I wish her the best."

On Kandi:

"She is strong and she will pull through, but she is devastated. I went to the funeral on Friday, and I don't think I have ever been that sad in my whole life. I don't want to see my friend upset. It's terrible. It's something that will stay with me for life."

I'm gonna do a finale recap like I did last year, and I'll get into my 2 cents on the cast then. But NeNe is so disappointing. Fame went to her head at the speed of light. Kim, on the other hand? Her selfishness continues to shine through all that wig hair. Kimberly attends AJ'S FUNERAL and SHE doesn't think that SHE has ever been that sad in HER entire life and SHE doesn't want to see her friend upset, and it will stay with HER for life.

Kim's so cluelessly self-absorbed, I don't even know if I can be mad at her for being so overwhelmingly selfish and oblivious.

More fake t*ts and fake hair below.

Kim Zolciak had luch at one of the paparazzi's favorite West Hollywood spots, The Ivy. Although Kim Zolciak got engaged to Big Poppa on last week's Real Housewives of Atlanta episode, the two have allegedly split.

Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Sanger may want to make Kim one of her new clients. Kim was complaining about missing Poppa's money after they broke up the first time.

It's just that Wiggy Kimmy needs to stop coming off as such a superficial, self-centered twat and then maybe she'll land her very own white version of Lamar Odom. The next Big Poppa's gotta have some Caucasian persuasion goin' cause Kim already said that she doesn't date black men.