Reality TV

Adam Levine is a talented singer-songwriter with a thriving career of his own, but like Jon Hamm, he was asked about the Kardashians for some random reason. Levine appeared on the "Kyle & Jackie O Show" in Australia when he was asked if he watches "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."

"My life is beautiful because I don’t.  don’t need to watch someone go to the f**king supermarket, who gives a s**t? Why would you ever care about that, you can go do that yourself!"

Adam explains that he's not living his life on TV by appearing on The Voice and he's just "doing [his] job."

More than 3 million people tuned into the season 7 premiere of the show Adam was asked about. At least 10 times that amount of people completely agree with Adam!

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Kim Zolciak says that she stripped down for her fiance Kroy Biermann, but we all know that Wiggy Kimmy took it off for her own damn self. Kim went topless on last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy for the Attention Whore and she had pasties placed over her nips and she was covered in body paint.

Kim was concerned with her messy yard and claimed that the photo shoot "is the last thing on my mind" but she decided to go for it because "I'm so damn sexy, f-ck it," she said.

The one area that Kimberly is not lacking in is the self-esteem department and it's part of what makes her humorous. Her wigs make her look like a drag queen and she's an a-hole, but if she thinks that's sexy and if her really stupid fiance does too, than great. Take it off then!

The famous Hidden Hills Keeping Up with the Kardashians home, which we saw for a good five seasons on-screen, was sold to an undisclosed TV producer, and has now pretty much been torn to the ground. That must have been a fun day.

The house’s new owner had the house taken apart and all the pieces donated to Habitat for Humanity, including the roof. This means that pieces of the Kardashians will be strewn across the country, a part of unsuspecting families’ homes, perhaps smelling of the faint hint of Kris Jenner's desperation and Kim Kardashian's fake eyelash glue.

In its place, the homeowner is building a modern, industrial house that won’t look like it came from Seventh Heaven. If he’s going for less wholesome vibes (HA!), he’s certainly succeeding. The only piece of the house he kept was the stripper pole. It is to become a coat rack. LOL.

Bobbi Kristina, her "brother" and boyfriend Gary, sister in law Pat and Whitney's mother Cissy Houston will be telling their story on Lifetime's upcoming reality series, The Houston Family Chronicles. The show will revolve around Pat and Gary Houston as they take care of Bobbi Kristina "as she face the world alone without her mother," dun dun dun dun!

Pat Houston says that the series was in the works before Whitney's untimely passing but has since been revamped in honor to pay tribute to her legacy.

Pat says: "The unexpected passing of Whitney certainly affects the direction of the show. However, it is my hope that others will be enlightened as they watch our family heal and move forward."

I guess. I just remember the train wreck that was Being Bobby Brown, so I'm hoping this show will be edited to death to only show the positive side of this family.

Okay, I think I'm getting a little weary of seeing former A-listers on reality TV talent shows these days. It's one thing to see former chart toppers judging and coaching rising stars like on The Voice, it's another to see them reading off a teleprompter and telling you to stay tuned.

Miley Cyrus is being considered to replace The X Factor's fired host Steve Jones.

"Simon Cowell likes Demi and Miley and wants them both and she is considering it,” a source reveals. Demi Lovato is supposed to be joining the show, along with Britney Spears, who already signed a contract.

Really? I'm not really feeling these other twats on the show, but I'm expecting Britney to deliver like Domino's. She's gonna be just as tragic and entertaining as Paula was on American Idol!

Kourtney Kardashian has no problem letting her sisters get married first while she and Scott Disick just make babies. She has sworn off marriage on her reality shows because Scott plays a "villain" character cause the script writers couldn't come up with something better.

But with a daughter on the way, it's time for Scott and Kourt to make it official now instead of going the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie route.

A source tells In Touch that Kourtney and Scott's wedding will take place at Joe Francis' house. Joe is a longtime friend of the K-family.

“They signed a $1 million deal with E! to get married on TV." The couple will reportedly reveal their engagement “in an orchestrated, well-publicized manner.” That's a given! Congratulations to the happy couple. I think Kourtney's the only one who won't get divorced, possibly because Scott's packing heat.

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Demi Lovato has a thriving music career, like Britney Spears, but she may take a break from recording and performing to join Simon Cowell's The X Factor in the States. As a last ditch effort, Cowell is reportedly willing to pay Brit Brit $15 million. If this rumor is true, what will Demi make?!

If Spears joins the show, there's still one more seat left to fill. Demi is the front-runner for the 4th seat but she has yet to receive an offer. Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, LeAnn Rimes and Fergie are allegedly in the running. I think Miles would be better than Demi.

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Lamar Odom's professional basketball career is in crisis and he's decided that pulling the plug on his E! reality show might help him to revive it. Lamar was placed on the Dallas Mavericks' inactive list after putting up career low numbers this season. He wants to launch a comeback, so he won't be back for another season of "Khloe & Lamar."

This season will be the last for the series. There were reports that Lamar wants to quit the show.

Odom feels that he should focus primarily on basketball. He'll be living in LA full-time and working with trainers to help him get his game back. The couple will still make appearances on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," possibly cause they just inked a $40 million deal for that show.

Good for Lamar! Now when he still sucks at basketball, he can't blame his wife or Kris Jenner.

Like most trends, it seems that Jersey Shore's popularity is on the decline. The Pauly D Project was heavily promoted and the sexist fun-loving DJ with a tornado proof blowout is a fan favorite. Naturally MTV thought that Pauly D's reality show would be ratings gold, but the show has bombed in the ratings. Is it due to overexposure, was the show put out too late, or are we just over Vinny Guadagnino's secret boyfriend?

Pauly's show had low ratings from the very start. The Pauly D project premiered on March 29 and ratings have dropped for the series every week! All hope is not last for the fat boy, though. Pauly will be paid $2.1 million for the upcoming season of Shore, not including all the money he makes for his DJ gigs, appearances, work with 50 Cent and more!

He's used Jersey Shore as a platform to gain  success in music, so it doesn't really matter if people tune into his show as long as Pauly's fans keep supporting his other ventures.

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It often happens, folks pretend that they don't know that there can be "too much of a good thing." Oprah is learning that lesson with her failing OWN Network, FOX learnt that lesson by creating The X Factor, a talent show like every other talent show, and MTV will soon learn that when Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and JWoww's reality show makes it to broadcast.

Jersey Shore was supposed to be a show about party loving buff dudes and drama loving female sluts. Then Snooki got pregnant, and Jenni? She's always been boring. She isn't funny, she isn't even interesting. She's just naked half of the time so that we have a reason to pay her some attention.

JWoww's dogs are reportedly going to obedience school on her spin-off show with Snooki, and Nicole is learning how to be a mother I guess, based upon the photo above. Get it? The party-loving maneater is pregnant and she has to learn how to be a mom. MTV, y'all are too creative! I just hope you didn't pay Nicole and Jenni that much for this show because I can guarantee you your script won't translate into ratings gold.

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