Reality TV (Page 2)

There's been a huge Kimmy K scandal brewing since last week. Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner filmed a fake scene at a studio in Los Angeles in December. Kim pretended to be in Dubai in October, and questioning her divorce. Kim has tried to make Kris Humphries look like an a-hole all season, so naturally complaining about how she isn't happy in her marriage is supposed to make her look like the poor victim.

Kim was spotted wearing the same outfit above on December 6 as she exited a studio!!!! In the video below, Kim tells Kris "There’s something in my relationship that I feel isn’t right. I’m learning a lot of things about him that I didn’t really know before... And married life isn’t what I thought it would be with him.” Kim says all this months AFTER she had already filed for divorce. Meanwhile no cars are passing by and the SUV's windows are completely blacked out! Kimmy K did this fake scene to gain sympathy from fans, but it backfired!!!!!!!

Kim & Kourtney Take New York Fake Scene

Source: Reality Tea

After his glittery stint as the Queen Kardashian’s boy toy/half-husband, you probably won’t be seeing Kris Humphries on screen in any other capacity besides ESPN, Entertainment Tonight, and other ‘man-approved’ appearances. His sister Kaela Humphries, on the other hand, is assaulting the glossy reality TV airwaves very, very soon.

The plus-size model will appear in the CW’s Remodeled, as agent Paul Fisher attempts to guide and advise small town agents and models to success. Because if we learned anything from America’s Next Top Model, it’s that getting help from CW-appointed “experts” for the viewing pleasures of others is the sure road to superstardom!

The first episode is based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Kris and Kaela’s hometown, and Paul will attempt to bring Kaela back to a talent agency there. Sounds like perfect, mindless fun that’ll blow over soon. Just like her brother’s marriage.

We've heard rumors that Chrissy Lampkin has a shady past, but now website Diary of a Hollywood Street King claims that she began "hustling" since she was only 15 years old! Now 42, the Love & Hip Hop star has settled down with her longtime boyfriend and baby daddy. But before Chrissy was with Jim Jones, she was allegedly with drug dealers, Jay-Z, and some NBA players.

"Chrissy has been hustling since she was 15 years old.  She’s been using her p*ssy to get Gucci and gold."

That sad, b!tch should have at least got some diamonds out of all that whoring out! Heh.

The reality star was allegedly "involved in different crimes like credit card schemes, shoplifters, mules from NYC to D.C. They were setting up dudes to get robbed."

She had sex with three New York Knicks players and sexed Jay-Z when he was 23 years old, according to the blog.

When Chrissy's last "trick/sponsor/boyfriend" cheated on her, she robbed him for $32k and went to Miami, shopping and partying on his dime. He then tracked Chrissy down and her front teeth were knocked on. Chrissy had her folks threaten him to pay her dental bill and buy her breast implants, and he did.

Another smoking gun comes from Chrissy's fiance himself. Jim Jones says that he "always had a crush on Chrissy" before he began dating her. Translation: Jim had a crush because Chrissy was "well known" on the scene! SMH.

MTV reality star Chelsea Settles, 24, weighed 325 pounds when she starred on MTV's reality series "Chelsea Settles" last year. The 5-foot-8 recent college grad says that she "got focused," changed her diet and began exercising.

Chelsea aspires to work in the fashion industry, so we're guessing that she's one step closer now.

"I started to eat for the right reasons -- for fuel -- not because I was bored or emotional. I'd never really believed I could change."

She continued: "But as soon as I visualized what I'd look like if I did and stopped making excuses, change happened." That's pretty inspirational! Chelsea is now only nine pounds away from her goal weight of being under 200 pounds.

"I love looking in the mirror and appreciating what I see! [It] feels like a dream."

Chrissy stars on Vh1's Love & Hip Hop and pretty much each episode she whines about how much she wants to marry her longtime boyfriend and baby daddy, Jim Jones. Chrissy wanted to get married SO BAD that she actually proposed to Jim and put a ring on his friggin' figure last season.

Well, Jim wasn't taking their engagement seriously and Chrissy was gonna leave his a*s. She was hanging with her girls in Miami when Jim flew in, and proposed. He stood up while she sat down and he showed her the gorgeous ring that he bought her. His proposal wasn't romantic, but I'm happy that he finally put a ring on it! Jump in for the video.

When Bristol Palin competed on Dancing With the Stars she was a raging b!tch. When a man mocked her for riding a bull, she was an annoying b!tch. Now that her reality show with her Dancing With the Stars co-star Kyle Massey was axed, like her attention whore mother, she still thirsts for the spotlight.

Todd Palin wants a show about snowmobile racing! Coming from a man who can't count to 3, we understand why that idea would make sense. Bristol also wants to do a show with her sister Willow Palin and her boyfriend Gino Paoletti.

Celebitchy reports: "Bristol’s upset because Sarah wants to stay out of negotiations for her show. Sarah isn’t thrilled with Willow being involved. But Bristol believes the show will be more marketable with Willow."

"Bristol's upset"? That b!tch is always mad about something. We've seen episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska, which is why we will never watch another Palin reality show again, unless bears end up devouring Sarah's face, lil Lil Payne's suggested.

Ironically last night I watched the second half of the most recent Love & Hip Hop episode. Today Erica, who initiated the fight with Kimbella, is claiming that Vh1 has ruined her career. Erica is a b!tch to say the least, as you can see in the footage below. You can't go running your mouth like she did if you don't want to fight. She's such an amateur! You don't have to be a fan of the show to find this mess entertaining. Check it out!

Kimbella and Erica Love & Hip Hop Fight Video

Simon Cowell's contestant, Melanie Amaro, is the one that the cocky Brit wants to win the first season of The States version of The X Factor. Melanie is a 19 year-old from Florida that Cowell actually sent home only to bring her back to the competition.

Yesterday, Simon told reporters: "To be honest with you, anything could happen tomorrow and I'm kind of preparing myself for any decision. But you know, my gut, my heart tells me that Melanie should win after tonight."

Simon is very skilled at picking the right talent, and when undeserving people have won American Idol, he has remained in his seat while the other judges have stood up and cheered for winners. He's aware that Josh Kracjik or Chris Rene could win.

"I was nervous until that very last song by Melanie. If that doesn't win the competition, I might as well give up!" Cowell confessed.

I'd be happy with Melanie or Josh winning the title. They're both the real deal.

Photo: Wenn

You know what would be funny? Exploiting an old woman by getting her to go on national television to compete for the love of Ben Flajnik, a wealthy 28 year-old, all the while 24 hot women in his age bracket are competing for his affection! Muahahahahaha!

This sh!t isn't funny and ABC execs should be ashamed of themselves.

Sheryl is an older woman who is keeping her age a secret, but it's not like we can't tell that she's a senior citizen. Sheryl will compete on The Bachelor season 16. She has a crush on Ben and she may not be all there mentally. Sheryl will make an a*s out of herself I'm sure and the other women will mock her like crazy.

Now if Ben keeps Granny around, even if ABC tells him to to boost ratings, than he's no good.

Jump in for some bio info on Sheryl.

Kourtney & Kim Take New York dropped a tenth of a point from the season premiere, which aired the week before, but the K-sisters still managed to lead all cable shows Sunday!

Season 1 bootylicious promo shots

The second episode of Kim and Kourtney's show chronicles the unraveling of Kim's marriage to Kris Humphries, in the way that Kim wants the story to be told. Kim was seen fighting with Kris on the premiere episode, and things apparently didn't change any on last Sunday's show.

It seems that people are still interested in the Kardashians. All I want for Christmas is some worthy hoes to blog about, hoes that can at least bring the LOLs, like Snooki.