Reality TV (Page 39)

Could These Pictures Be Any Cuter?

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Audrina Patridge Lauren Conrad fake friends

Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad go surfing

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge celebrated Brody Jenner's 25th birthday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on August 21 and they've got some fun pics to prove it. I know I've had a strong disliking for Ms. Lauren Conrad, but she's growing on me. Like a fungus.

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Lauren Doesn't Know How to Pose, Lo and Audrina Look Cute

The Hills' girls hit stands September 1.

Lauren Conrad Halloween costume

Denise Richards 'It's Complicated' Show Is Simply Canceled

Denise Richards pic

Richards, turned out to be a less-than-stellar reality star.

"The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode," a source told "The Insider" yesterday. "But the audience has dropped off. "

It's gotta hurt when your reality show gets cancelled, not a scripted sitcom that gets dropped, but folks just don't care about your life. You're a has been. And your ex-hubby Charlie Sheen knocks up his new wife while you're still single and trying to think of what other husband you can steal now. Life is rough.

I wouldn't mind seeing some updated nude pics of Denise Richards, though. She's got great nips. Maybe she'll accept that offer from Playboy now.

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American Idol Adds a 4th Judge!!

I dunno if I like this. Is she gonna be a drunken ass bitch like Paula or a loud-mouth attention whore? If not, she's gotta go!

Paula, Randy and Simon are getting some company.

Kara DioGuardi Bikini Picture

Grammy-nominated songwriter Kara DioGuardi is joining American Idol as a judge when the singing competition returns for its eighth season in January 2009.

"We are turning the heat up on Idol this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges' table," show creator Simon Fuller said in a statement released Monday. "She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America's most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show."

DioGaurdi is certainly qualified for the job, having written songs for artists as diverse as Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Carrie Underwood, Santana, and Pink. Even Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers have released DioGuardi's songs.

Producers always intended to have a fourth judge on the panel.

"We've seen from our international series that having a fourth judge creates a dynamic that benefits both the contestants and the viewers," Frot-Coutaz said.

I'm guessing contestants now have to get the approval of three judges instead of just two. That's gonna be hard! I'll tune in to see what she's all about. American Idol had to do something new. Next they should replace Ryan Seacrest, get someone funny, hot and naked up there.

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Kim Kardashian, Lance Bass, Toni Braxton on Dancing With the Stars

Here's the lineup for the 7th season of Dancing With the Stars. It's a pretty diverse group of contestants.

I think Tony Braxton, Rocco, and Kim Kardashian have a good shot. I don't know too much about some of the other contestants. Shit, Kim may win the whole thing when all the pervs keep voting to keep her enormous ass in the competition. I wonder what they're gonna drape her horse ass with, the outfits are so skimpy, should be fun to watch it bouncing uncontrollably as she moves across the dance floor. :)

Big earrings

• Toni Braxton, singer, 40, and season one DWTS champ Alec Mazo
• Lance Bass, singer, 29, and Lacey Schwimmer
• Ted McGinley, actor, 50, and Inna Brayer
• Cloris Leachman, actress, 82, and Corky Ballas
• Warren Sapp, former NFL star, 35, and Kym Johnson
• Rocco DiSpirito, chef, 41, and Karina Smirnoff
• Kim Kardashian, TV personality, 27, and reigning DWTS champ Mark Ballas
• Maurice Green, Olympic gold medalist track and field star, 34, and two-time DWTS champ Cheryl Burke
• Misty May-Treanor, Olympic gold medalist beach volleyball player, 31, and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• Susan Lucci, Emmy-award winning soap opera actress, 61, and Tony Dovolani
• Jeffrey Ross, 42, comedian, and Edyta Sliwinska
• Cody Linley, 18, actor, and two-time DWTS champ Julianne Hough
• Brooke Burke, 36, TV personality, and Derek Hough

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I'm Not Gonna Watch The Bachelor This Season

ABC has selected the most boring Bachelorette contestant ever to launch the next season of The Bachelor.

Jason Mesnick is a single father obsessed with his three year old son, Ty. Jason's wife dumped him and that's why he's single. He's also packing no heat and he has no personality. He always smiles or looks worried, that's it.

I guess he thinks he's the business because he has horny female fans,

"I've gotten thousands of comments from fans. The generosity and the kindness is unbelievable. Every one is so sweet and nice. All the comments are pure love."

I thought Jason was attractive until I saw him in his briefs and they showed his crib - both are tiny.

Good luck, Jason!

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Spencer Bratt Tells Brody He's Always Up Lauren's A*s

The rekindled "bromance" between Hills stars Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt took a turn for the worse following the show's season premiere party at Paradise Cove in Malibu Monday night.

Pratt approached new cast member and Lauren Conrad love interest Doug Reinhart, and began badmouthing his former best friend.

Just what did Pratt say?

"Spencer said he had no respect for Brody because he was always up Lauren's ass," the source says.

After this classy exchange, Pratt and the rest of the cast headed for a celebratory dinner at Nobu. But things got worse when Jenner found out what Pratt had said.

"They almost brawled right there in Nobu," says the source. "Spencer kept saying ‘I'm gonna choke him out.'"

Luckily the squabble got under control and the guys managed to enjoy their dinners at separate tables. When it came time for the check, some MTV producers who were sitting with Pratt picked it up for everyone.

"[Brody] went over to Spencer's table and thanked everyone for the dinner, then left," says the source.

What some people will put up with for a free meal.

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I Couldn't Stop Laughing When I Watched This

The Hills stars speak out on the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor. Truly, earth shattering drama up in here, all!


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Heidi Montag lipsyching on Miss Universe

Tommy Lee's Dating Daisy From Rock of Love 2

Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson have split again, and now he's moved on to a new skank he can share his very own infections with. The lucky lady is none other than Rock of Love 2 has been, Daisy De La Hoya.

The Mötley Crüe rocker is dating Rock of Love 2 hottie Daisy De La Hoya. And despite assertions from De La Hoya's rep that the duo are "just friends," our source says they're much more.

Daisy De La Hoya is a lush?

Daisy is also featured on Tommy's 'Titty Cam' video of girls flashing their breasts for the camera. The footage is played at the beginning of Motley Crue's concerts. Nice intro.

I think they're the perfect match, don't you? Yep, Tommy's too good for Daisy because he has actual talent, but they're two whores united. Why can't whores united couples work? Is it because all the sex gets old and exhausting real fast and manogamy is boring? There's just no hope for us sluts.

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Tila Tequila Turns Down 3rd Season of 'Shot at Love!''

Tila Tequila stradles a chair

Tila Tequila has turned down a third season of her hit show A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila because she has a new girlfriend, Courtenay Semel.

Tila said,

"MTV asked me to do another season, but I don't want to do that right now. I'm going to do something else with my life. It's time to move on."

Tila doesn't need help dating, anyway. Though the bisexual star says she was "humiliated" after being rejected by Playboy model Kristy Morgan in the season two finale of A Shot at Love, now she confirms that she's happily dating Courtenay, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel �" and former galpal of Lindsay Lohan �" who was by her side at the T-Mobile event.