Whenever a slut gets taken off the market, it’s beneficial to all.
Pumpkin, real name Brooke Thompson, officially announced that she’s engaged. To. A. Security. Guard. The lucky man with a lifetime of drama and fug ahead of him is Evan Doty. The two lovebirds have already set a date, they plan to marry on April 18, 2009, if they can make it that long.
Hmmm… if Pumpkin were more famous, she would have at least two Vh1 shows in the works right about now. I hope to Gawd Vh1 won’t chronicle her Z-list romance in any way. They have gotten outta control with their shows, but thank you for this, Pumpkin.
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I’m obsessed with The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Anderson Cooper is too! After he told Ellen DeGeneres he’s into NeNe and her boobs, NeNe said she’ll give him some of her brown sugar.
When DeGeneres admitted she hadn’t gotten into the show, Cooper jokingly scolded her. “Honey, I don’t even know where to begin with NeNe. You have to sort of watch to enjoy the fullness of NeNe.”
Earler today NeNe responded to Anderson’s comments, saying friends and family have been calling and texting her like crazy when they saw the Ellen episode.
“I told my husband, ‘You know Anderson Cooper? He spoke about me. And he said, ‘Anderson Cooper? The guy with the white hair? No, he didn’t!’ We think it’s great. We love it.”
NeNe talks about Anderson:
“I would just talk to him and keep it real. Let’s just get down and dirty and talk about whatever.”
Then she laughed, “I’d wear a nice little top, since he’s talking about my chest. I don’t know if he’s had any brown sugar.”
Brown sugar? Bitch ask him if he’s ever had chocolate before and if he’d like to have his first chocolate experience. That’s how I get laid. It makes the boys laugh and relax a lil bit before I rip off the boxers.
The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak have broken up!
“I really felt like I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. I thought he was my fairy-tale ending. But after the show was over and we settled in to our normal lives, I slowly came to realize that we are two totally different people and it wasn’t going to work out. I still believe in love. More than anything, I want to find someone I can spend the rest of my life with.”
Gawd dammitt!!!!!! I am pissed off that I watch season after season of this trash and actually think it’s going to work out. I want a Bachelor and Bachelorette boycott. Now.
Check out Jesse’s emotional YouTube video about the breakup
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