Reality TV News (Page 3)

The adorable, sweet and talented Kandi Burruss of the Real Housewives of Atlanta's ex-fiance Ashley Jewell has died.

AJ was killed Friday night after sustaining fatal injuries to the head in a fight at Atlanta club Body Tap. AJ was not there to party, he was a partial owner of the club.

He suffered a severe blow to the head and was rushed from the club to Piedmont hospital where he was later pronounced dead.

Police are still searching for suspects in the death and possible murder of Ashley Jewell.

So senseless, and this must be extremely hard on Kandi considering the way that he died. AJ will always be associated with violence. AJ was so much more than that tragic incident and he's the father of six children. I also researched to find AJ's age, but I couldn't find it anywhere. He had to be around Kandi's age. She's 33.

My thoughts and prayers go out to Kandi and all of AJ's friends and family.

If you missed Jon Gosselin's interview on Larry King Live then, well, good for you. I felt like I had ice cream brain freeze watching an entire hour of Jon and Larry going back and forth. Funny thing is, Larry was hammering on him and his lawyer pretty good so you know he's not siding with Jon.

Jon's appearance only made me believe even more that he's trying to stop taping of the show and halt his divorce because TLC no longer wants him to be a part of it. He said he wants to apologize to Kate, which I still haven't figure out why, but Kate is still going to go through with the divorce. 

He spent a majority of his interview saying he made mistakes and he wants to pull the kids off of the show. If he felt taping the show was so harmful to his kids, why didn't he try to stop it before now?

I had an epiphany one day. I made mistakes. I know I messed up. But I have to learn from those mistakes and move forward... And I have this sense of empowerment, that I have to take back my life. I have to.

How does he plan to raise 8 kids if he no longer does the show and he doesn't have a job? Jon better jump in line at the welfare office and get his food stamps cause he's gonna need them.

Pull out your gold grill and viking cap cause Flava Flav is coming back to reality TV. Unfortunately we won't get to see him bed a bunch of bodacious babes and shove his tongue down his throat, since it's not going to be that kind of show.

Flav isn't looking for a new baby mama but he is looking to get his high school diploma. His paycheck from Flavor of Love must have run out so it's time to go back to school.

"I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school. Everybody sees me as this big love mogul. Now it's time for the next episode."

Nobody saw him as a love mogul, but more like Stripe from Gremlins cause they had to have been separated at birth. He's more of a sperminator than a professor of love seeing how he has seven kids. I should go back to school with him cause it's obvious my grammar skills suck a**.

Anyone who thought that Jon Gosselin was a pushover is SO wrong! The balding male slut is trying to get TLC to "pull the plug" on Jon & Kate Plus Hate. WOW!

Jon's attorney Mark Heller - who previously represented Lindsay Lohan's attention whore father, Michael Lohan - released the following statement today. Knives out!

As legal counsel for Jon Gosselin, I am totally confident that he will be completely successful in his quest to take back control of his family and preserve, protect and ensure their future well-being by putting the brakes on his divorce and pulling the plug on TLC, the media giant that he perceives as a monster that has exploited and manipulated his family and has been partially responsible for the breakdown of his marriage.

Jon is resolved not to allow the TLC Corporate machine to devour his family and promote the monster's best interests over those of his family. 

TLC and Discovery have been reputed to have generated approximately $186 million dollars for the quarter – compliments of the Gosselin Family, and Jon firmly believes that their greed to continue that cash flow will be trumped by his courage and determination to protect his family.

Is Jon serious? I don't speak Douche and I think I need a translator. TLC is entitled to make however many hundreds of millions or billions off of Jon, Kate and their army that they want to. They created them! They own them! They've given them fame and access to a wealth of resources that they would never have if it weren't for the show.

Jon is ridiculously dumb. Not only is he burning bridges with TLC and Discovery, but these industry folks all work together and no one will want to work with him again. It's not like he's good at anything other than complaining and sleeping with barely legal women.

Poor Kate! And when Jon's kids get older, they just may hate him too when they realize how self-serving their a*hole father truly is.

Jon Gosselin is upset that Kate Gosselin will be starring in Kate Plus 8 while his role has been reduced to minimal appearances. Following the news that Kate is now the official HBIC, the nerd turned man whore said that he wants to delay their divorce. Kate refused, so now Jon is banning TLC camera crews from filming Jon & Kate Plus Hate in their home, alleging that he wants his kids off camera.

Jon is a true rocket scientist genius person who a) does not know how to spell "penalty" correctly or b) is too lazy to check if the few words on his sign are spelled correctly. I'm going with c) BOTH!

Jon Gosselin's lawyer issued the following letter to TLC:

“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."

Jon's lawyer says that Jonny co-owns the property where TLC films the show and has joint custody of his eight money makers, therefore he's able to make decisions about the childrens' welfare.

TLC has responded:

"We are aware of Jon Gosselin's recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin's repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents."

We all knew that Jon's a tool, but this is COLD! Does Jon not realize that effing with Kate's money also effs with his childrens' money? He should want Kate and the kids to make as much as possible so that he can keep his five girls off the pole.

Kristin Cavallari may be a b*tch, but that's not enough to get people to tune into MTV's scripted reality show The Hills. The season six premiere pulled in the lowest numbers in the series' premiere history!

Lauren Conrad jumped ship after last season. Is LC's departure the reason why numbers are down, or has too much evidence about all of the show's fakery begun to take its toll? Are we now officially over Speidi and tuning out because Heidi Montag and Spencer are cast members? Or have we lost interest?

Tuesday's show was the series' lowest-rated premiere yet, with 2.1 million viewers tuning in, a sharp decline from the 3 million viewers from last season's premiere in April and the 3.5 million from August 2008's opening episode.

Although viewership is down, The Hills remains the top program on television in its time slot in the 12-34 demo that the network targets. Scary! The Hills still pulls in good advertising revenue for the most coveted demographic. Once The Hills begins to lose its highly targeted viewers, then I think we'll have a chance at this show getting canceled and paving the way for the inevitable Speidi 'Newlyweds' spin-off. Which is a good thing cause it will be the catalyst of their demise!

It's about time! This morning TLC has announced that as of Nov. 2, there will be no more mumbling, whining and f*ckery on Jon & Kate Plus 8 from Jon Gosselin. Jonny's fired!

TLC says that their hit show will now be titled Kate Plus 8.

The series first debuted on April 16, 2007, and experienced a ratings spike once the Gosselin marriage became troubled earlier this year. This past season the couple announced they would divorce.

The fifth season premiere attracted a record 9.8 million viewers, making it the most-watched show of that evening including those on broadcast TV.

But despite the strong fifth season opening, last Monday's episode only pulled in 1.7 million viewers!!! This is a brilliant move from TLC. The show can be salvaged. I'm sure a lot of females comprise Jon & Kate Plus Hate's viewership and they're too disgusted with Jon's whoring out to tune in.

Jon probably didn't really wanna be on the show anymore anyway, but he will when he realizes that he doesn't have the zeros to impress all of his b*tches with. Something tells me he may be hosting a lot more parties soon. Jon's hit Daddy Dude status and he needs to get a damn job. Pimpin' ain't easy.

I guess someone actually could pay me enough to put my life on camera for the world to see. My scripted life, that is. The Hills cast members actually make really good money!

Check it:

Kristin Cavallari pockets $90k/ episode

Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth are paid $100k/episode

Heidi Montag gets $100k/episode

Spencer Bratt gets $65k/episode

Brody Jenner gets the least - $45k/ episode

And Lauren Conrad was paid $125k/episode!!!!

MTV is obvioulsy making like ATM robbers to be paying the cast this much. The show is still successful, which makes ya wonder if there's any end in sight.

Jessica Simpson is challenging my loyalty to her by being an ignorant twat!

Jessica is in Uganda, Africa, filming her train wreck of a show, The Price of Beauty, where the 29 year-old diva posted the picture above on her Twitter with the following message:

WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?

ZOMG. Nope, not unless you want mosquitoes to bite you all over, which they should cause you're such a dumba*s, Jess.

Considering all the suffering many Africans face in Africa on the daily, especially considering how many contract Malaria because they DON'T have a net to sleep in, I just wanna pull a Serena Williams and threaten to shove something down Jess' throat. I just can't figure out what that should be. But when I think of it, I'll be sure to post a picture of the object on my Twitter.

Professional dancers paid homage to Patrick Swayze in this moving tribute on last night's Dancing With the Stars. The tribute actually made professional dancer Debi Mazar cry.

Wednesday's tribute by DWTS pros, including Tony Dovolani and Cheryl Burke, who performed Swayze's iconic Dirty Dancing finale number. The medley also included "She's Like the Wind" from the 1987 film.

"I'm so glad they did this. Patrick Swayze was such a strong, wonderful man and to see him have cancer and fight til the end is a real testament to human strength and the human spirit," she said. "I know he's dancing with Michael [Jackson] in heaven watching this.

Patrick Swayze Dancing With the Stars