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Jennifer Aniston is a superficial b*tch who only dates men who are much prettier than she is. Well now that her last dude dumped her for squinty Renee Zellweger, she's pissed off.

Jennifer Aniston's friend ratted her out.

"She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something...she honestly feels screwed over," a pal tells Us.  Aniston "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't," continues the pal. 

Meanwhile Renee's friends basically took backhanded jabs at Maniston, saying that Renee is "no drama" and she's not co-dependent like Jenny Maniston.

Jen's "friend" also added: "She had a major crush on him and she let him know. He didn't reciprocate. She is fine. She's used to being single and in work mode."

Jenny had a crush and she let Bradley know? Did she notify him of her feelings via text or did she have a friend pass him a note? But does it even matter how Jen goes about getting new dick? She's like one of the school sluts with a bad reputation. Considering that every dude dumps Jenny, it must be hard for her lovers to figure out why they should keep her around when no one else wants her a*s.

Bradley Cooper doesn't waste anytime finding a new woman! Bradley was briefly dating Jennifer Aniston but has since moved on. They were probably only together because she held him hostage with a hot poker near his balls in case he tried to escape.

Bradley is now rumored to be dating another chick who can't keep a man around, Renee Zellweger. The two were seen together this past weekend in NYC and Philadelphia.

They don't want to make their relationship public yet and I don't blame them since it won't last more than a couple months.

The duo, who will star in "Case 39" together, apparently "click". "They get along really well. Bradley likes the speed of everything. He likes that Renee is low key."

Although Bradley wasn't at Renee's side for the premiere of her new movie, "My One and Only," on Saturday, they were seen together in Spain not long before this past weekend. If you're hoping to see them brave the media at a Hollywood event anytime soon, though, don't hold your breath. "They're not ready for red carpets. They don't want to be public just yet."

Renee Zellweger is gonna thicken up for the third Bridget Jones's Diary movie, when filming begins the end of this year. It never hurts when she puts on a few pounds.  Her boobies fill out a little too, which will help since this movie focuses on Bridget making babies.

This time, the story will likely focus on 40-ish Bridget's desire to have a baby before time runs out, as based on author Helen Fielding's weekly newspaper columns for Britain's The Independent, says the showbiz trade publication.

I didn't realize that the other two 'Bridget' installments were so good that the public demanded to make it a trilogy.