Here’s your inspirational message for the day. Take off your clothes and you’ll feel better about yourself. Because you probably have a body like Rihanna, right? Yep, that’s what I thought.

RiRi told British ladies magazine Women’s Fitness that once she started stripping down, she felt more confident with herself. She says,

“The more I got naked, the more comfortable I felt. I just had to face my fear...After a while, it was like, ‘What’s the worst that can happen?’” I’m pretty sure that’s what Girls Gone Wild spring breakers have said for years.

It probably helps when you have a famous person body that’s the type that people tend to drool over. But Rihanna’s thankfully not suggesting that we all have a nudity party (that might get awkward) and admits that her way “probably won’t work for most people.” But, you know, give it a try! What’s the worst that can happen?

After an alleged one-night stand that no one saw coming, Rihanna was spotted leaving Ashton Kutcher's house around 4 am Wednesday night, according to TMZ.

RiRi and her security team reportedly showed up around midnight and the bodyguards waited while she hung out with Ashton for four hours. It's important that we not jump to any conclusions here. There are plenty of ways Ashton and Rihanna could've occupied themselves between the hours of midnight and 4 am. Maybe Ashton was just showing her his penis stamp collection. It's anyone's guess, and since RiRi's reps declined to comment, I'm just gonna go with the stamp collection explanation.

Ok, so these two obviously banged, but they were smart and kept it low-key enough that it won't be hard to deny. Good idea, considering they both have exes who tend to be a bit, um...emotional.

In case you didn't know, Rihanna likes getting inked. A lot. In fact at this point it seems like she doesn't wait for inspiration, but instead finds an empty square inch of skin and says to the nearest person with a needle gun, "Put something there."

That's a photo of RiRi's latest tat, posted to Twitter by her favorite tattoo artist, Bang Bang. You might think you've seen this photo before, but look more closely. That tiny cross on her collarbone? The one that looks like something a bouncer at a club might draw on your hand with magic marker? Yeah, that's her new tattoo. But whatever, apparently Rihanna loves it.

"She always flips out [when it's done] and jumps up and down like a 16-year-old girl getting her first car," Bang Bang said. Well, clearly this represents some of Bang Bang's best work. Hopefully, Rihanna didn't pay too much for something my two year-old nephew could've drawn. Come to think of it, he'd probably call himself Bang Bang, too.

Karrueche Tran has lots to be worried about, and we don't just mean the death threats from psychotic haters. It seems Rihanna has made up her mind that she wants Chris Brown back and she's ordered Breezy to end his relationship with Karrueche.

"Rihanna wants to be with Chris," a source tells The Daily Star. "She has told him to get rid of Karrueche within two weeks." Rumors have circulated that Chris and RiRi have been hooking up in secret ever since their very public split three years ago. The source adds, "There’s a good chance Chris would be with Rihanna if she could be open about it. Until she’ll walk a red carpet on his arm, he won’t think about taking Karrueche out of the picture.”

It's true that they both have their public images to think about, but judging from Rihanna's Twitter, she's already prepping for the backlash. A few days ago, the singer tweeted, "When they see me with you, wonder what the crowd will say. When they find us together, what will all the people say?" Then she got even more personal with a tweet that said, "Even though I try to tell you I love you from the bottom of my heart, you have no place for me" Expect Chris to cut Karrueche loose in the very near future.

Karrueche Tran isn't really a celebrity so, naturally, she's never been involved in a celebrity feud before. So she may have bitten off more than she could chew when she got mixed up in a public war of words with Rihanna recently.

It all started when RiRi posted what may have been a racist, threatening tweet directed at Karrueche last week. Karrueche may or not have responded on Facebook (she claims she didn't) but either way, the damage is done. Rihanna's fans have decided they hate Karrueche and have begun posting death threats on social networking sites. Karrueche is understandably frightened and, according to TMZ won't leave the house unless she's accompanied by Chris Brown's bodyguards.

Really? All this over Chris Brown? If Karrueche ends up getting jumped, no woman in the world will come anywhere near dude for fear of getting smacked around one way or another.

Celebrities. They really aren’t just like us. While heading back to New York after Brad Pitt’s Make It Right Foundation benefit, Rihanna was asked on her opinion about Snooki’s impending spawn.

Instead of giving an awkward reluctant response or ranting about the denigration of a society obsessed with the Kardashians and Paris Hilton (in the vein of Jon Hamm), RiRi kept things simple. She quickly replied, “That’s dope. We need more Snookis in the world!”

I honestly think this may have been the first time that anyone has made that statement before. So, points for originality?

Photo: Wenn

Rihanna's new Armani jeans ad is mostly about Rihanna writhing around in bed in her bra and panties. We don't mind! She looks pretty hot in her big wig. Her bra fits her perfectly and she sexes it up well, per usual, in this new commercial. This ad is a little busy, and my favorite part of the ad is when Riri puts her jeans on, but it works for us. This chick is undeniably hot.

Rihanna Armani commercial

Rihanna sure knows how to get our attention. Whenever she has something to promote or she's just feeling a little ignored, off come the clothes and out comes the camera.

RiRi tweeted the above photo which was apparently taken on the set of her new music video. "Where have you been all my life?!" she wrote with it, cleverly linking the title of the upcoming track ("Where Have You Been?") with a picture of her naked. You might think the song has nothing to do with boobs, but you're not a marketing genius like Rihanna.

It's hard to believe two grown women would engage in a public fight over Chris Brown, but that's exactly what Karrueche Tran and Rihanna are doing on the Internet...and it's getting ugly.

The photo on the left was Tweeted by Rihanna a couple days ago with the heading, "Ima make you my b*tch." Naturally, many have taken it as a racist attack on the half-Vietnamese Karrueche. You can't date Chris Brown if you're the type to back down from a fight, so Karrueche fired right back with Facebook status reading, "I win you loose!!...I got him you got pictures of him." I hope that wasn't a typo and she actually meant to call Rihanna loose.

Rihanna has since deleted the offending tweet and if she eventually issues a statement about it, she'll likely hide behind some lyrics in her "Birthday Cake" song that reference rice cakes. It's possible that the whole thing was just an ugly misunderstanding, but it seems more like another in a long line of ignorant public missteps by Rihanna.

Rihanna recently spent a week in the UK. While she was there, she appeared on the popular Jonathan Ross Show where she complained about being single, calling it "so overrated," and she said that although she loves Adele, her music is "depressing."

On why she wants a man right now: "I have such incredible experiences in my life, but...you want to share your life with someone. That's what I'm missing right now."

On Adele: "I love her. I'm a big fan...Her last album, 21, spoke to me so much. I feel like everyone in the world identified with [21], to the point that I had to stop listening because it was depressing me so much. If you identify with it, sometimes you don't want to hear about it."