Robert Pattinson has dropped out of a hugely anticipated film. CALM DOWN! It's not Twilight related. Robert was suppose to join the cast of Parts Per Billion alongside Rosario Dawson, Olivia Thirlby, and Dennis Hopper. Because of his commitment to the Twilight sequel New Moon, Robert had to drop out of the movie. Robert Pattinson fans may be disappointed to know that his role in Parts Per Billion included a steamy bath tub scene with Olivia Thirlby. You may remember her as the best friend in Juno.

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I like a man who isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Patsy was at a No on H8 show. Score. And he defended Heath Ledger. Score again. This is like reason #547 why me and Patsy were made for each other.

According to a witness at the No on H8 show at The ­Improv in Hollywood on Dec. 16, Twilight star Robert Pattinson, 22, booed a comic who said, "Here's my impression of Heath Ledger," then collapsed and began faking convulsions.

"Robert and his friend went nuts yelling at him," the source tells Us Weekly. "[Pattinson screamed] f--k you! You suck!"

But the actor -- who recently cut his famous hair -- went unrecognized by the performing comic. "The comic didn't know who it was, but I'm sure he found out later!"

... Or does Robert Pattinson's haircut make him look more like the love child of Justin Timberlake and Robin Thicke?

Robert Pattinson looks more gorgeous-er and fuckable-er. Ha. I love his new look, but WTF are they gonna do with him for the Twilight sequel New Moon? Patsy's locks were perfect for a vampire.

Some of my friends say they haven't seen Twilight because they heard it sucks. Good reasoning?! I don't really like listening to film reviews. Well, anywho, I'm glad I watched it. Twice. Watching Twilight at home on DVD would just be a waste of time. There are so many movies that are made for the theatre, so if you haven't peeped it out yet, you should.

Here's Robert Pattinson showing off his new sexy over the weekend.

Robert Pattinson didn't reveal that he's already nailed, screwed, then boned co-star Kristen Stewart. At least not on Facebook. Robert Pattinson's friend Ben Coles says that although he is actually friends with Robert, the Facebook page leak screen caps = clever fakery.

He's since learned he was the victim of some chicanery perpetrated by the person known on Facebook as Randle Patrick McMurphy:

I can confirm that I am actually friends with Robert Pattinson, but I have recently found out that the person I was having a conversation with was not actually Robert Pattinson.

I still think Robert's a dirty little whore because I wanna. He's a different brand of sexy, a just-rolled-outta-bed, my-hair's-messy-and-my-breath-stanks-but-you'd-still-kiss-me kind of hot.

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Twilight's breakout star Robert Pattinson is a dirty whore who posts some of his business on his Facebook page. That's not a no-no, it's a never-should-do-it-ever when you're famous. But I'm glad he did because I found this all infinitely amusing.

Rob Patsy insinuates that he's already fucked co-star Kristen Stewart, she's into him more than her stalker boyfriend, he isn't interested in Joe Jonas' girlfriend Camilla (pictured above in white), and he promises to "take care of" his girlfriend's needs when he gets back. Very hot. Is that statement chivalrous? Ha. I haven't heard any guy say he's gonna take care of my needs in gawd knows how long, instead last week I heard, "I just wanna fuck you hard all night." Although passionate, somehow it doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Same effect, though, trust. In my book, that's romantical.

Anyway, I would transcribe these, but I think it's better if you click away and enjoy, click on each pic twice for the largest version.

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Look who gets bitten! Twilight's sexy bloodsucker Robert Pattinson fulfills Tyra Banks's vampire fantasy while taping a segment of her talk show Thursday in New York City. The episode of The Tyra Banks Show airs Nov. 28.

I haven't read Twilight but I am loving the hype!!! I worked at a bookstore and I witnessed the madness first hand. First time novelist Stephenie Meyer's vampire series books fly off shelves and the movie will probably outperform industry estimates. It makes me ridiculously excited when I see young kids inhaling books. We can never have enough literacy here in the States.

Anyway, the Twilight series is like Anne Rice for kids. I need to really get into these books; I heard they're amazing and have some racy sexiness in 'em too.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the studio has also secured the services of Twilight screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg to pen New Moon and Eclipse, the second and third installments of the would-be blockbuster franchise.

Further ensuring squeals from the masses: Lead bloodsucker Robert Pattinson is also on board for the first three films.

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