Robert Pattinson is a very nice guy. He's energetic and humble and he laughs a lot, especially when Ryan Seacrest asks him a question that he clearly was not supposed to ask.

I think Ryan needs to switch it up and stop being such a walking, talking tabloid. It's interview segments like these that have made Brangelina shun him and John Mayer confuse him. He doesn't have to go all TMZ on everyone all the time. It's sweet of him trying to break news for his fans or for press, but asking Robert if he's banging Kristen isn't gonna work. Kristen and Robert are too private for that and Ryan ends up looking like an idiot.

How professional of her! Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke has officially confirmed Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship.

By the look on Kristen's face, it makes ya wonder if the Robert stinky rumors are true.

In a new interview with Time magazine, the fired Twilight Saga director says that she had warned Robert to stay away from Kristen Stewart cause she was 17 at the time they were shooting Twilight. Catherine told Patsy, "She's under 18. You will be arrested."

Now that Kristen is 19 and Robert is 23, the cops won't be after him. They waited.

"In terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn't happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film. I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, O.K., I've got to give this a go and really try to be with this person."

Kristen and Robert clearly have a lot of chemistry, but it's so understandable why so many actors hook up while working on film. You spend so much time in your damn trailer, which I'm assuming has a bed. And let's face it, beds can be very tempting, if not downright suggestive.

Since Robert Pattinson and the rest of the Twilight gang are taking all of the magazine's hostage until New Moon comes out, it's only fitting we have a quote from Rob about his fabulous hair. Is it just me or do these three look super hot on the cover on EW!

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Robert Pattinson explains how his hair is the real star of the show. He just happen to be the guy cool enough to be attached to it. Rob says his hair is 75% of his performance and his hair has to appear perfectly coifed during filming in the movies in case they use a particular clip for a trailer.

"In the third one, I’m doing fight scenes and there’s a strand going down my forehead and they’re like, ‘We need to do it again because no one will recognize you! No one will know who it is!’"

The folks who work with Patsy are extreme perfectionists. "I have to look like the poster at all times. Just in case they want to use any clip for the trailer. Any clip at all! There were about five people in different departments who, because of my forelock, ended up in tears.”

His hair is the whole reason people go crazy when they see him cause it's the actual star of the movie. His hair gets to take special smoke breaks and gets its own condo during filming just so it won't have a Lindsay Lohan melt down when they're shooting and not cooperate with the hair stylists. Rob always says he can't get a date but I bet his hair his hooking up with the best celebrity weaves in the biz.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson aren't as sneaky as they think they are with their relationship. The two were photographed holding hands while getting ready to board a plane in Paris last night.

 It's obvious they are an item but neither wants to talk about their relationship to the media. I understand that, but don't lie about being f*ck buddies! They bring more attention on themselves by denying their dating, but there's a chance the stories would die down just a tad if they would be open about it.

Robert Pattinson looks super happy with Kristen which makes me want to vomit thinking about them cuddling and smelling each other's body odor.

I've never found Robert Pattinson to be an attractive guy because he always looks like he's been living in the dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant. It appears as though he hasn't showered in days, and his hair could possibly be a breeding ground for the black plague.

In an interview for New! magazine, Robert says his fans who love and adore him would drop that thought if they sat next to him for a few minutes. He's also a big advocate of saving the planet by wearing the same pants for days in a row. Alright it has nothing to do with going green, he's just dirty and lazy.

"These jeans are a few days old. I don't know, my personal hygiene — it's so disgusting!"

Oooh now that's hot! I've never wanted anything more than a man who smells like dirty feet, and has mold growing in his crotch due to his lack of showering. I totally see why the girls have such a fascination with the dirty boy now.

Because New Moon is desperately lacking promotion, the cast is on a tour, coming to a city near you! Cast members have already hit up Hollywood and Denver and there's many more stops left. So check it out if you wanna deal with the pandemonium and the girls who are screaming and creaming at the same time.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get along for obvious reasons. But it's nice to see Kellan Lutz trying to nibble on Nikki Reed. They all look like they have a great time together. Its the fans that have made the Twilight saga so hugely successful; a tour is a great idea and it's the least they can do.

I'm starting to have a Patt-Stew seizure from all this news about whether Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are dating or not. Earlier I posted a story about the two just being friends, then I read they were seen smooching last night. Somebody please give me a Vicodin.

"I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it. But I'm not going to give the fiending an answer."

Kristen's like a little dark mullet haired deer that we just scared back into the woods. Too much attention and the deer takes off running or in Kristen's case, she won't talk! She won't give a straight answer and says to think about every hypothetical situation between her and Robert Pattinson.

'Okay, we are. We aren't. I'm a lesbian.'"

See I told you either Robert liked penis or she was a lezbo. If Rob is going to go be gay, he better be hooking up with Taylor Lautner. Now that story would throw everyone off!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are keeping their distance from each other while doing early promotions for New Moon.  The two have also kept from hanging out together after events such as the MTV Music Video Awards, because they knew it would keep the rumors going that they are a couple.

Sources say Kristen and Robert have requested to do press for New Moon separately "so the scrutiny around them will be a little less intense." In fact, Kristen was with Taylor Lautner this week to promote the movie in Mexico City. It sounds as though they never were an item!  

"They've requested to do press separately for the movie. They really are good friends  and that's all."

It has to be aggravating to have people assume your f*cking when you're not. Maybe Robert isn't into Kristen Stewart and is actually a fan of penis or she has a hidden lesbian lover. I'm just saying, anything is possible. I still think they're getting their poke on with each other.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart look great together. The New Moon stars are both photogenic and their chemistry always comes across on film.

Are they going to stay together through the filming of Breaking Dawn? Gawd I hope not. I love it when ex-couples have to fake romantic interest for a performance. It's one of the few times when It gives you another reason to be thankful you're not rich and famous.

Ashley Greene says that New Moon "is a little more guy-friendly" than Twilight, but the differences don't end there. New Moon is more action packed, and Bella gets her heart broken by Edward Cullen and she rebounds with Jacob. The New Moon star says the film will keep us on the edge of our seats "more than the first one."

Ashley says that she screened the movie two months ago and she claims that it's "really good!" As if she would say it sucks? Ashley said,

"The first one is very much a love story, and this one is kind of more about heartbreak and healing, and you got the wolves come in and there's that threat, that danger. It's a lot more action-packed."

For some reason I'm still kind of trippin' that there is SO MUCH New Moon promotion going on. It's frightening to think that marketing efforts are about to become much heavier. I wouldn't be surprised if my supermarket receipts will be printed out on New Moon paper, which I'll throw in my plastic bag along with my New Moon tampons and shampoo.