Russell Brand News

Twitter tweeters may be reading too much into Katy Perry's recent Tweets to her new fiance Russell Brand and now believe that she's knocked up. As fast as they're going with getting this marriage and family thing started, they'll end up in splitsville in two years.

The couple were seen looking at booties at a baby boutique in North London on Sunday, and Katy's sending whacked out messages to Russel saying "i heard ur prego-ed." Which is just screaming to the world that she's having a rusty baby. Really?

She also sent tweets ranting about wanting an In and Out burger, which is like the best fast food burger ever made.  But anyway, in her tweet she also wrote to Russell "I love you … (awwwww barf!)."

Yep it's official, she's sending little messages to us that she's having morning sickness. I'm not gonna believe it until it's "confirmed" by one of their people, cause rumors swarm quick like flies on horse sh*t. 

It has been a rumor over the last couple of weeks, but Us Weekly is saying they have a source who said that the Russell Brand and Katy Perry engagement is true. Katy had posted the following picture on Twitter last week and wrote 'He built this for me.' Okay, that's so cute it makes me wanna puke up dainty little pink fuzz balls.

Russell Brand almost looks like Jesus wearing hipster shades in that photo! A source close to Katy said her trip to India with Russell was "his Christmas gift.  She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her."

That's where he proposed and she happily accepted. Awww, they're gonna have cute little babies with thick black mohawks and black painted finger nails, with his own pair of over-sized shades waiting for him when he pops out. Following right into ma and pa's footsteps.

Although Russell Brand is a serial dater, Katy Perry's ninja p*ssy has worked its magic. Russell Brand asked Katy Perry to marry him during a recent ski trip.

Accoring to an insider, Russell has "never been into a girl like he has with her... He asked her to marry him last week and she quickly said yes. Russell and Katy plan to knot tie in 2010."

The two will see each other on New Year's Eve, when Russell is expected to have Katy's ring.

I love Katy and Russell together so I say, why not?

I really understand Russell Brand's charm and allure. He's the tall bad boy with great hair and the British accent. Swoon.

Katy Perry was spotted tongue f*cking Russell at Lady Gaga's VMA afterparty.

The voracious womanizer was seen admiring Perry’s cleavage before kissing her as they sat on a banquette.

“They were sitting very close together, flirting and whispering to each other with their faces very close. Then Russell leaned in for a long kiss. It didn’t look like this was the first time. He was looking extremely pleased with himself.”

Onstage, he joked about her tight pants and mentioned that the two were staying at the same hotel. Later, backstage, he said, “I think I might have a bit of a thing for Katy Perry.”

It was busy weekend for Perry: On Friday, a spy also caught the “I Kissed a Girl” singer locking lips with John Mayer at Gold Bar.

Katy Perry doesn't seem to have a type, she goes for different guys. But if she had to choose between John Player or Russell Brand, who do you think she should go for? I say RUSSELL! It's blatantly obvious that John Player is self-absorbed and has made a habit of pulling the rug out from underneath his girlfriend's feet after a few months. I know they're not even going to start a f*ckship, but Katy and Russell would be adorable together, me thinks.