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Salma Hayek used her magical humanitarian boobs, good looks and Kate Hudson-esque power pussy to lock down some beautiful, dirty, dirty rich cock! Salma and her baby daddy Francois-Henri Pinault, a French businessman worth an estimated $16.9 billion, have tied the knot!

Hayek, 42, and Pinault, 46, were married on Saturday �" St. Valentine's Day �" in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris. Mayor Jean-Pierre Lecoq subsequently confirmed the report to the French news agency.

Unlike all these other gold digging skanks, Salma doesn't even have to have any more kids. Even with an iron-tight pre-nup, bitch would still walk away with more than we will probably make in our entire lifetimes combined if they ever split. We need more recession proof penises in this country! Dammit.

Congrats! I'm so happy for her, dude whose name I can't pronounce, and their beautiful baby daughter, Valentina.

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I know this story broke days ago, but I just watched this Salma Hayek breastfeeding an African baby video and I am so moved by Salma Hayek's humbling generosity. She is beautiful both inside and out. LUV her!!!!

Salma Hayek and Colin Farrell were rumored to have had an affair back in 2004 while they were shooting Ask the Dust. I wouldn't be shocked if you've never heard of it. The only reason I know about it is because my best friend was obsessed with Broadway diva, Idina Menzel and she was in that movie too.

Anyway the pair broke it off because Colin was a mess back then, but now things are different with Colin being clean and sober. The pair was spotted backstage at the Golden Globes kissing. A source told Star Magazine:

"While they were both backstage, he held her face and kissed her several times. It was very intimate, not like they were pals."

Okay, Colin Farrell is notorious for being a huge slut, and Salma is a passionate Latina. If they macked backstage at the GGs, SO WHAT! She's a new mother who needs some romance, and he is... well, he is Colin Farrell. I wouldn't call them a new couple or anything. I will say that if they prove me wrong, they will be a PR nightmare; both of them with their thick accents! Put them together and you get cluster-fuck of incoherent English.

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Salma Hayek shows off her pretty-in-pink daughter Valentina, 10 months, while out Thursday in Beverly Hills for a day of shopping.

Valentina sure does look like her super wealthy daddy! Girls, make sure you only get sperminated by the right dudes. Don't be like Salma and Michelle Williams and pop out a daughter who's her daddy's twin unless you're sure you could live with seeing his face every single day post breakup. Basically, make sure your guy's damn hot if you're gonna get knocked up because you don't need your daughter to come out lookin' like she was beat down by the ugly stick.

Cute baby!

Salma Hayek, 41, has called off her engagement to fiance and father of her child, François-Henri Pinault, 45.

The couple have been together for two years and have a 10-month-old daughter, Valentina Paloma Pinault.

It's unclear whether they have split or have just decided to not get married.

Hayak's publicist said,

"We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault has been canceled.  There will be no further comment."

The couple hasn't been seen in public together since February.

She got it from her mama!

What a cutie!

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Salma Hayek gives the world a first glimpse of her daughter with her businessman fiancé François-Henri Pinault, Valentina Paloma Pinault, born Sept. 20.

Awww, that little thing looks like she had some liquor in her bottle. She's got the half drunken smile goin on.

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How much weight did Salma gain? Is she having quadruplets and twins?

Salma Hayek, 41, cleaned up at the August 15 baby shower held at her home in the Hollywood Hills.

The nine-months-pregnant Hayek (dad is her fiancé, Francois-Henri Pinault, 45, CEO of luxury goods company PPR) even received doubles of several gifts off her registry at L.A.'s NoMi Boutique.

She got Petunia Pickle Bottom Cake bags in both black ($325) and pink ($425), as well as two Bloom high chairs ($400 each) and Graco Snug Ride car seats ($130 each). "She was very excited about everything," said Pia Lindstrom, who attended the party, where guests �" including Hayek's mother �" enjoyed homemade Mexican food.

"She was full of pregnancy glow and looked so happy."

For Hayek, the baby can't come fast enough. "Motherhood is not for everyone," she has said. "It is for me."

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