Salma Hayek Marries Some Rich Dude Whose Name I Can't Pronounce
Salma Hayek used her magical humanitarian boobs, good looks and Kate Hudson-esque power pussy to lock down some beautiful, dirty, dirty rich cock! Salma and her baby daddy Francois-Henri Pinault, a French businessman worth an estimated $16.9 billion, have tied the knot!
Hayek, 42, and Pinault, 46, were married on Saturday �" St. Valentine's Day �" in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris. Mayor Jean-Pierre Lecoq subsequently confirmed the report to the French news agency.
Unlike all these other gold digging skanks, Salma doesn't even have to have any more kids. Even with an iron-tight pre-nup, bitch would still walk away with more than we will probably make in our entire lifetimes combined if they ever split. We need more recession proof penises in this country! Dammit.
Congrats! I'm so happy for her, dude whose name I can't pronounce, and their beautiful baby daughter, Valentina.





























