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Lindsay Lohan will never get Sam back now that she's enhanced her lips into inflatable bike tires, but that's a whole other story. Lilo is pulling some ex-girlfriend rage after hearing that Sam hung out with Nicole Richie.

Last Friday night Nicole, Joel Madden, and Samantha Ronson partied at Playhouse Hollywood and Lindsay is upset because she's not exactly BFFs with Nicole Richie. The group partied in the VIP area throwing back shots and danced together with Sam even spinning a few songs for Nicole. Once Linds heard the two were hanging out together, she was so mad her lips almost exploded!

"When Lindsay found out that Sam was out with Nicole, she was not happy! Since Lindsay's return to court last week, she has to be extra careful for probation, and [hearing about] Sam out with Nicole hurt her. Lindsay takes her hanging out with Nicole personally [and] as an attack on their on/off relationship"

Ewww, so Lindsay is one of those jealous exes that won't go away, says their still in love with you, want you back, your the world to them, etc. I'm sure men and women are lining up to get with Linds after hearing what a psycho ex-girlfriend she is.

Lindsay Lohan and married actor Balthazar Getty made headlines yesterday for allegedly making out at a Hollywood club over the weekend.

But last night Lindsay went to Teddy's at The Rossevelt Hotel in Hollywood to watch Samantha Ronson deejay. Linds and Sam "talked non-stop" while Samantha was working and they later left the club together.

When asked about Balthazar, Lindsay said that it's not true and that she met him "for the first time" the story broke.

Linds denies it all, saying, “Where are the pictures? You think I would do that to Sam [Ronson]?” - I SURE DO! Especially when Lindsay's notorious for hooking up with people she "just met." LiLo went on to say that she loves Samantha.

Lindsay Lohan, her father Michael and mother Dina all have the same form of crazy running deep within their brains, what I call Extreme Attention Whorism. Now if there's anyone who should pull a Miley Cyrus and delete their Twitter, it's Lindsay.

Why passive Samantha Ronson continues to put up wth Lindsay's embarrassing tweets is beyond me. Fame and drugs are Lindsay's drug of choice and Lindsay's fish taco is Samantha's.

I'm not so sure this is Linds' new real Twitter, but I made this post just in case.

I did some major research, went to one website to find out more, and read that Lindsay Lohan goes ape sh*t whenever she's unable to get a hold of Samantha Ronson.

Samantha went to Las Vegas without her to DJ at the Venetian for a promotional event for Justin Timberlake's line of tequila. Since JT hates Lindz, her firesnatch was not invited. This prompted the co-dependent crackhead to post the Tweets above cause she was unable to get a hold of Samantha.

Lindsay's tweeting began at 1:30 a.m. and went on until 7:30 a.m. this morning.

Sam's a lucky lady!

It's a dike fight and I wish I had front row seats!

Samantha Ronson and her love Lindsay Lohan got into a fight early yesterday morning after Sam went to dinner with Soprano's star Drea De Matteo. The fight got ugly enough for Sam to kick Lindsay out of her apartment. Gee, like that's never happened before!

Ronson appeared to have had enough of Lohan, allegedly demanding she left the house and throwing a bag of her clothes out onto the street. The 23 year old was seen hastily gathering up her belongings before leaving the property, tailed by a throng of paparazzi.

What is Lindsay Lohans argument? That her vagina tastes better than Drea's? That Drea can't handle a double dong as good as she can? Oh I bet Sam and Lindsay battled it out Gladiator-style using big blue dildos as swords. Well that's how I pictured it!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a fight over Nicole Richie on Monday.

"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.

After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, she gave Linds the kiss-off.

I expect Sam and Linds to get back together within the next two months. LiLo won't have it any other way.

Also, Nicole Richie is 27, Samantha Ronson is 31 and Lindsay is 22. Why can't Sam choose the snatch of her preference instead of listening to what other people tell her? She's so passive and that's why she will probably give in to Lindsay again and "rekindle" their dysfunctional f*ckship.

Lindsay Lohan has been on a mission: Operation Get Back Into Samantha Ronson's Boxers! has been in full effect since SamRo dumped Lindz.

Lindsay Lohan has traveled the world for her ex-girlfriend and Samantha Ronson has finally given into Lindsay's crazy. You can tell Sam is such a pushover.

Lindsay hinted that she's back with Sam via her Twitter post: "Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!! Great news to share!! Maybe .... ;)

Then LiLo and Sam were photographed at a London airport terminal together awaiting a flight to L.A. For weeks, Linds has been telling her friends that her and Samantha have worked it out.

"They haven't started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned," says the source. "Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work."

This is definitely going to last!

What's a former (and possibly current) crackhead supposed to do?

Lindsay Lohan jumps from addiction to addiction and when cigarettes, Redbull, hair salons and solitude aren't cutting it for her, it's time to make dick trips! Minus the penis, I just like saying 'dick trips.' 

Linds has scheduled photo shoots and club appearances in London for the same dates that Samantha Ronson will be in town. How clever. However, last night Sam and her brother Mark were at Bungalow 8 when LiLo showed up with her friends. SamRo immediately left. After leaving, Lindsay followed Samantha down the street.

Samantha dumped Linds in April but Linds has been seen leaving SamRo's house a few times. Someone needs to change her locks again. When your pussy is a crazy bitch's drug, what are you supposed to do? Wear a public wig and send out a camera phone pic titled 'BEWARE!' Sam should try it.

Lindsay Lohan was caught leaving Samantha Ronson's house in Hollywood yesterday morning. The stalkerazzi actually camped outside of SamRo's house and they say that LiLo and SamRo were fighting all night long! They could also hear Lindsay crying, asking Samantha to come to her.

Lindsay began her night by going to Cecconis restaurant in Beverly Hills; after that, she tried to find Sam at Bling on Melrose but had no luck. The co-dependent has been then went to Sam's house at 2 in the a.m. where the photographers say that they fought and made up.

I'm just really hurt that these two are not filming a reality show. We need more reality TV dykes on the tube other than that hot Jackie b*tch on Bravo's Work Out. Why do Samantha and Lindsay fight all the time? That doesn't sound like a fun relationship at all.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's relationship is the reason why I don't think I could ever be a full-time lezzie: double the estrogen, cramps, PMS and drama.

The paps stalk LiLo and followed Linds to SamRo's house yesterday. Linds was at Samantha's mansion for six hours; the only way for them to know that was if they were camped outside Sam's pad or have contacts. What sick f*cks.

Linds used to live at Sam's mansion before Sam dumped her and changed the locks. Linds reportedly looked "calm but happy."

On LiLo's Ellen appearance yesterday she said that her and Sam "are talking."  Lindsay also said and that she'll "see what happens... I love her." I'M SURPRISED! I thought that was just good PR crap. Samantha has also changed her "Single" relationship Facebook status to "It's complicated." It sure is.